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Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 28, 2007 at 08:46 AM
this has got to be not true...don't chinese orphans read the papers?
Posted by: insomniac | November 28, 2007 at 08:48 AM
what landed on her head?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | November 28, 2007 at 08:49 AM
It looks to me like those kids are awfully light-haired to be Chinese.
Posted by: pogo | November 28, 2007 at 08:51 AM
My snapper caught Britney...
Oh!
My!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 28, 2007 at 08:54 AM
Aren't there supposed to be some sort of minimum qualifications for being accepted as an adoptive parent? Like, for example, being able to take care of your OWN kids? Or having never ever checked into rehab of any kind?
Definitely one of the signs of the apocalypse...
Posted by: Expat_Canuck | November 28, 2007 at 08:55 AM
Aren't there some sort of minimum qualifications for being accepted as an adoptive parent? Like, for example, never having ever checked into rehab of any kind whatsoever? Or being able to take care of your OWN kids?
Posted by: Expat_Canuck | November 28, 2007 at 08:57 AM
What a refreshing change - a photo from above.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 28, 2007 at 08:57 AM
6 year olds are not tots. I can't imagine that she would be allowed to adopt children, since her own were just taken away.
Posted by: daisymae | November 28, 2007 at 08:57 AM
Oops it posted twice.
Posted by: Expat_Canuck | November 28, 2007 at 08:58 AM
"It looks to me like those kids are awfully light-haired to be Chinese."
Oops - wrong kids.
Posted by: pogo | November 28, 2007 at 09:01 AM
Maybe it was such a good point it deserved to be made twice. ;)
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | November 28, 2007 at 09:01 AM
more likely, chinese orphans are going to adopt britney as she clearly needs someone to take charge.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 28, 2007 at 09:05 AM
Well, Dave, if you want some good news, there's always this.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 28, 2007 at 09:07 AM
That has to be a tabloid. There is no way she'd be allowed to get other kids.
Posted by: gjd | November 28, 2007 at 09:13 AM
Why am I thinking...this is totally made up bullsh!t?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2007 at 09:14 AM
Yay Diva.
Boo to the agencie(s) that could let this happen.
Posted by: GungaDan | November 28, 2007 at 09:29 AM
Maybe they will contain lead.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 28, 2007 at 09:32 AM
This just in. The kids have said they would prefer to starve in china instead.
Posted by: NW Barry Fan | November 28, 2007 at 09:37 AM
I just heard a blurb on the radio that she's pregnant again. With some record producer's kid.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 28, 2007 at 01:11 PM
"Unsurprisingly, the poll revealed that nearly two-thirds of men get fed up of constantly waiting - and one in ten has even ended a relationship because of it.
Sooo, that's what happened to Johnnie....
Posted by: Rosie | November 28, 2007 at 05:09 PM
Sorry, wrong post. I need a Red Bull or something.
Posted by: Rosie | November 28, 2007 at 05:12 PM
I heard she was already preggers with #3
Posted by: Sarah J | November 28, 2007 at 05:57 PM
Yay! I got posted! I'm so with cg on this one.
And *snork* @ Meanie's photography perspective.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 28, 2007 at 05:57 PM