NO NEED TO SEND A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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November 25, 2007
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Looks like Bill Murray in drag.
Posted by: Meditrina | November 25, 2007 at 03:57 PM
I doubt he actually has one, so let's send him one.
Posted by: CJrun | November 25, 2007 at 03:59 PM
Yay, Siouxie! I heard the evidence against him was planted.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2007 at 04:00 PM
Looks like Bill Murray in drag.
Hey Med, which one, the babe in the fur trimmed red dress or the old drunk guy in the driver's license/mug shot?
Posted by: daisymae | November 25, 2007 at 04:08 PM
Investigators say he was given two Breathalyzer tests and his blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit in each.
And he was still on the mower?
Posted by: Kathybear | November 25, 2007 at 04:30 PM
Dave, I don't think this guy would make the Arcola Lawn Rangers.
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 25, 2007 at 04:39 PM
You notice he was driving into oncoming traffic? Sounds like he was trying to win a Darwin award.
Posted by: Kristina L. | November 25, 2007 at 04:48 PM
Lawnmower DUIs are so amateur. My uncle has a 4 acre spread and uses his old Ford tractor to mow it. He'll mow half an acre then drive it a mile and a half down to the convenience store, buy 3 beers, drink them on the way home, mow another half acre, then repeat the process all over again. Lets just say you can tell which part of the property was mowed last.
Posted by: Doc Rick | November 25, 2007 at 04:57 PM
Doc...that must wreck havoc on the gas mileage of lawn mowing.
Posted by: daisymae | November 25, 2007 at 05:10 PM
If you keep the sickle bar down, you don't tip over as much. And 'oncoming traffic' stays the hell away from you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2007 at 05:30 PM
"...his blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit..."
It's not easy peein' green.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2007 at 05:42 PM
Investigators say he was given two Breathalyzer tests and his blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit in each.
Man, he wasn't only seeing double, he was breathing double. Hey wait a minnit, when did Zaphod Beeblebrox move to Fladeedah?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 25, 2007 at 05:47 PM
Haven't you heard, Dances? Zaphod has settled down in the panhandle with a wife and three brilliant kids. Their IQs are 170, 165, 163, 171, 184 and 179.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2007 at 06:09 PM
Well, that's good. Let me know if he leaves suddenly.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 25, 2007 at 06:11 PM
*Puts fresh batteries in Electronic Thumb*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2007 at 06:25 PM