MAYBE THEY'LL REDUCE THE CHARGES
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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First time I've ever heard a man say that!
Posted by: ubetcha | November 29, 2007 at 11:46 AM
If it's that small, maybe they could reduce it to a Miss demeanor.
Posted by: PeterM | November 29, 2007 at 11:47 AM
I guess his cellmates will be quite disappointed then.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2007 at 11:50 AM
I see he got his comeupence.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 29, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Did they put him in a holding cell?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2007 at 11:52 AM
*changes an "e" with an "a" after checking a dictionary*
comeupance
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 29, 2007 at 11:54 AM
while standing naked in the front window of his home
If you're not allowed to expose your bits in your own home, how are you supposed to get a shower or use the loo or even change your knickers?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 29, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Defendant: Your honor, I would not expose my weener in the manner described as it is embarrassingly small.
Plaintiff: Objection!
Judge: Yes, naturally, but let's stick to the testimony .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2007 at 11:58 AM
I'm glad to see that nature balances out...
Posted by: Nessie | November 29, 2007 at 12:04 PM
Judge: How do you plead?
Defendant: Like this. Please, honey. I know it's small but pleeeeeeeeeez
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 29, 2007 at 12:05 PM
If you ain't got it don't flaunt it.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Reminds me of Mie Tyson's defense all those years ago.
Posted by: Pepe | November 29, 2007 at 12:14 PM
This suspicious looking character in a grubby trench coat steps up to two young ladies hurrying across a very snowy Central Park. "Hey ladies" He calls, "It's so friggen cold, do you mind if I just describe it?"
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 12:19 PM
I didn't see a thing.
Posted by: Witness | November 29, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Maybe the "victims" should be arrested for being window peepers.
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 12:22 PM
He was also spotted naked
Offers the obligatory 'Spotted d!ck'.
Posted by: fivver | November 29, 2007 at 12:24 PM
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 29, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Meanie.....did you mean testiclemony
Posted by: Nessie | November 29, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Snork @ the headline 'small weener defense'
Posted by: daisymae | November 29, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Heck, the guy was putting a new spin on a comedic stand-up routine.
Brevity IS the soul of wit.
Posted by: Meditrina | November 29, 2007 at 12:33 PM
He could tattoo a dragon on the tiny thing to make it more appealing to the eye. Then maybe he'd be proud to show it off.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 12:43 PM
And still no comment about "the measure of a man?"
Posted by: Shark Tooth John | November 29, 2007 at 12:43 PM
His poor wife....
*wonders if she is the charitable hooker*
Posted by: Meditrina | November 29, 2007 at 12:45 PM
This article is useless without
picturesballoons.Posted by: CJrun | November 29, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Was the evidence
circumcisedcircumstantial?Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 12:51 PM
There was a young law student named Rex
who had very small organs of sex.
When charged with exposure
he said with composure,
"de minimis non curat lex."
(The law is not concerned with small matters, a legal truism.)
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 29, 2007 at 12:57 PM
THEY TOOK THE BABY AWAY BECAUSE HER PICTURE AND NAME WERE ON THE BLOG - with "sexual" overtones.
I think I'm gonna die.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 29, 2007 at 01:04 PM
Please, no responses here. Just thank you all for being my friends.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 29, 2007 at 01:08 PM
crap
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 01:13 PM
Siouxie - check mail
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 29, 2007 at 01:17 PM
I did, back at ya.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 01:28 PM
(((((((((((((((((Punkin)))))))))))))))))))))
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 01:32 PM
No. words.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 01:33 PM
(((((((((((((((((((((((Punkin)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | November 29, 2007 at 01:36 PM
(((((((((((((((((((((((Punkin)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 01:37 PM
wow
just
wow
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 01:40 PM
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 01:44 PM
(((Punkin)))
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 01:48 PM
.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 29, 2007 at 01:53 PM
stunned
{{punkin}}
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Punkin,
Call me.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 02:00 PM
Words. escape. me.
(((((((((((((Punkin))))))))))))
Prayers, many of them, are with you.
Posted by: Meditrina | November 29, 2007 at 02:12 PM
as to the topic at large, well, i guess that's an overstatement...
Posted by: queensbee | November 29, 2007 at 02:15 PM
Between yesterday and today, this blog has ceased being fun.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 02:38 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO don't say that, Mot. Just a little snag. I'm sure and I pray that it all works out. Let's have a little faith huh?? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 02:41 PM
we love you Punkin
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 29, 2007 at 02:44 PM
ok..a BIG snag. Still. We can send our good thoughts and prayers their way. That's what we do too.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 02:44 PM
Faith. That I have, enough and to spare. But your first post (at 1:44) was the most eloquent of the day, Mot.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 02:44 PM
Punkin, I am speechless. Something is rotten in the state of ...whatever.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 29, 2007 at 02:45 PM
I've been praying for the past hour and will continue to do so.
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 02:46 PM
ok..picture's gone.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 02:48 PM
This is a real downer. Now, what's the backup plan? There has to be some recourse here. What state is it?
Posted by: pogo | November 29, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Siouxie, great!
Pogo, I don't know that it's a good idea to discuss it here.
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 02:51 PM
huh
Posted by: xlbjoker | November 29, 2007 at 02:53 PM
Denmark, Jeff. :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 02:54 PM
lawyers, character witnesses, bribes. surely something can be done. i mean besides prayers.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2007 at 02:55 PM
exactly, gjd. I know Punkin is doing everything that needs to be done.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 02:55 PM
again
Posted by: xlbjoker | November 29, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Our talking too much here can actually make it worse, so let's just let Punkin know we support her 100% and that'll be good.
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 02:57 PM
I agree, gjd. She knows we all love her and wish her the best. I just wish THEY would have read all the positive and happy posts.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 02:58 PM
Amen. (to Sio and gjd)
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Exactly, Sio.
Rumor has it that there are people in the world with little or no sense of humour. *sigh*
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 03:04 PM
this is just so wrong.
((((((((Punkin))))))))
Posted by: mm | November 29, 2007 at 03:06 PM
gjd - I think you can put a period after "sense."
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Oh no, I think I'm gonna be sick to my stomach. Really. This can't be real. There is no way this can be happening. I love you Punkin.
Posted by: casey | November 29, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Mot, PLEASE CYE!
Posted by: casey | November 29, 2007 at 03:12 PM
Punkin, anything we can do. Anything. At. All.
(((((Mom and her daughter)))))
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2007 at 03:17 PM
I'm so sorry Punkin. This is just ridiculous. Please contact me if you need help specifically in Ohio, but if I remember correctly you're in another state.
Posted by: jp | November 29, 2007 at 03:20 PM
{{{{{{{{PUNKIN & ALL POOS}}}}}}}}
So manymanymany prayers and good karma coming your way from the West Coast - we KNOW it'll work out.
Posted by: telecomdropout | November 29, 2007 at 03:50 PM
((((((Punkin)))))))
I'm sure that things will work out once common sense is used. We're all praying for you.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 29, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Punkin. My prayers, thoughts, and hugs go out to you and your family.
Posted by: WayneHere | November 29, 2007 at 04:25 PM
Thank you all. I want to die. I have waited 17 yrs for that baby. She was so loved. She did not thrive in the hospital until I spent hours and hours there every day, rocking her and holding her and loving her. The nurses said she suddenly "came alive". And so did I. This is so unfair.
Tell me it's "God's Will" and I will hunt you down and strangle you. If God gets his jollies jerking us around, then he's a sick bastard.
Posted by: Cheri | November 29, 2007 at 08:44 PM
Cheri,
This is NOT God's will. God's will is that YOU have this baby. This is some warped and vicious HUMAN crap. It's NOT fair and it's NOT right. Please have faith and fight this. WE are ALL behind you and praying for you.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 09:12 PM
I love you, susy
Posted by: Cheri | November 29, 2007 at 09:16 PM
I'm with you too, Cheri.
Posted by: Eleanor | November 29, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Siouxie, you managed to say what I wasn't able to put into words.
Laura
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 10:01 PM
Love you too, my dear friend.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 10:59 PM
Cheri - Please, don't think I'd ever say this is God's will; I do not believe that. Siouxie is exactly right when she says, "This is some warped and vicious HUMAN crap. It's NOT fair and it's NOT right. Please have faith and fight this. WE are ALL behind you and praying for you."
All my love and tears.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 11:22 PM