IT'S GOOD TO BE A GUY ANTELOPE
Key Quote: Some males are so forcefully pursued by pushy females that they refuse the advances of previous partners.
(Thanks to gfunksizzle)
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November 30, 2007
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Dr Bro-Jorgensen said: "It is not uncommon to see males collapsing with exhaustion as the demands of the females get too much for them."
This was my favorite quote when I read this.
Wusses.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2007 at 07:49 AM
morning Siouxie!
Ditto!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | November 30, 2007 at 07:50 AM
Mornin' ddd!!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2007 at 07:54 AM
"It is not uncommon to see males collapsing with exhaustion as the demands of the females get too much for them."
And that's before sex!
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | November 30, 2007 at 07:57 AM
I said, I'm ready NOW!
Posted by: Ms. Antelope | November 30, 2007 at 08:37 AM
Females are fertile for a single day only after they say "I do."
Posted by: fivver | November 30, 2007 at 08:56 AM
This is unusual? Who gnu?
Posted by: CJrun | November 30, 2007 at 09:17 AM
"[The females must] ensure that they become pregnant, and preferably with a hotshot male,
So, what makes a male a *hotshot*?
One female antelope to another: "Ooooo...look at him, he's a real hotshot!"
2nd female antelope elbowing the 1st aside: "Yeah...he's still standing...getoutamyway!"
Posted by: daisymae | November 30, 2007 at 09:17 AM
"It is not uncommon to see males collapsing with exhaustion as the demands of the females get too much for them."
Human phenomenom most often associated with matrimonially obligatory marathon shopping sprees
Posted by: ifitsnot_1thing_its3 | November 30, 2007 at 10:09 AM
"Normally, males are persistent and females resistant."
Alert the Media!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 30, 2007 at 11:40 AM
New bar pickup line:
MAN: Mind if I read you?
WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: You're the most novel female here.
Posted by: igwanna | November 30, 2007 at 02:02 PM
I'm not so sure they have it that great. Sounds like the males have 1 day a year in which they get to "get busy".
Posted by: Kristina L. | November 30, 2007 at 10:29 PM