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November 30, 2007

IT'S GOOD TO BE A GUY ANTELOPE

Key Quote: Some males are so forcefully pursued by pushy females that they refuse the advances of previous partners.

(Thanks to gfunksizzle)

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Dr Bro-Jorgensen said: "It is not uncommon to see males collapsing with exhaustion as the demands of the females get too much for them."

This was my favorite quote when I read this.

Wusses.

morning Siouxie!

Ditto!

Mornin' ddd!!!!!

"It is not uncommon to see males collapsing with exhaustion as the demands of the females get too much for them."

And that's before sex!

I said, I'm ready NOW!

Females are fertile for a single day only after they say "I do."

This is unusual? Who gnu?

"[The females must] ensure that they become pregnant, and preferably with a hotshot male,

So, what makes a male a *hotshot*?

One female antelope to another: "Ooooo...look at him, he's a real hotshot!"

2nd female antelope elbowing the 1st aside: "Yeah...he's still standing...getoutamyway!"

"It is not uncommon to see males collapsing with exhaustion as the demands of the females get too much for them."

Human phenomenom most often associated with matrimonially obligatory marathon shopping sprees

"Normally, males are persistent and females resistant."

Alert the Media!

New bar pickup line:
MAN: Mind if I read you?
WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: You're the most novel female here.

I'm not so sure they have it that great. Sounds like the males have 1 day a year in which they get to "get busy".

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