DANG
For a moment there, we were excited.
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dang. me too.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 03:16 PM
next year perhaps they'll book heavy petting.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2007 at 03:17 PM
Happy Ukapalooza to you. (This is not meant to be offensive to players of any other instruments.)
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 03:18 PM
gjd - we're offended.
Posted by: Players of any other instruments | November 29, 2007 at 03:19 PM
Dang! Another fantasy shot to he11.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 29, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Dang! Another fantasy shot to he11.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 29, 2007 at 03:23 PM
musta been a double barrel howard.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2007 at 03:24 PM
I only pulled the trigger once. Honest.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 29, 2007 at 04:15 PM
Howard, you're supposed to squeeze the trigger, not pull it. That's why you had the double discharge.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 29, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I figured a double discharge was something to be proud of.
(Mr. Language Person: Something of which to be proud?)
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 29, 2007 at 04:59 PM
Howard, there are creams for that discharge...just sayin'.
"Something that makes me prouderer"
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 05:24 PM
A make out band, steamy bohemians and Jerkus Circus??? What is this, the 60s???
Posted by: ellie | November 29, 2007 at 10:04 PM
LOL, ellie - they say everything comes back again!
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 11:30 PM
I think Worcester is stuck in the 60's!
Posted by: Laurie | November 30, 2007 at 09:26 AM