ATTENTION, COUPLES WHO WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER
Here you go. Literally.
(Via Gizmodo)
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November 28, 2007
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Nooo thanks.
Posted by: fivver | November 28, 2007 at 11:32 AM
*jaw drops*
*can't close it*
Thanks, but, ummmmm....no.
Posted by: gjd | November 28, 2007 at 11:32 AM
awwwww
the couple that sh!ts together...stays together.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 11:33 AM
How romantic. It's like a love chair only grosserer.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Key product detail: An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.
So now the typical male can hear "Why don't you turn that TV off and just listen to me for 10 minutes??" even while sharing a lovely communal poop with his lovely bride, huzzah!
Posted by: Elvis Dingeldein | November 28, 2007 at 11:35 AM
*Made in China*
Can you get lead poisoning of the butt?
Posted by: fivver | November 28, 2007 at 11:35 AM
"TwoDaLoo" Snork!
What happens if you flush simultaneously?
Posted by: ubetcha | November 28, 2007 at 11:39 AM
The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between.
A privacy wall?? WTFBBQ FOR???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 11:41 AM
I nominate for Worst Idea Ever.
Posted by: Mitch Connor | November 28, 2007 at 11:42 AM
but does it share one roll of TP?
Posted by: chaz | November 28, 2007 at 11:42 AM
the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time
Nope.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 28, 2007 at 11:45 AM
Chinese marriage ceremony translated:
"Will you have this man to be your husband; to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, defecate with and wipe him, in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?"
"I will.
"Will you have this woman to be your wife; to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, defecate with and wipe her, in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?"
"I will."
Posted by: DuFrane | November 28, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Rip off! Saturday Night Live had a sketch of this years ago. Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson, I think. Yup, I found it. It was called "The Love Toilet."
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 28, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Yet again, life imitates art.
Posted by: Don | November 28, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Or this.
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Brainy, I remember that!!! TOO FUNNY!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 11:49 AM
I'd call it the Sigfried and 'Rhoid.
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Minimum order: 12
That's a whole lot of couples therapy going on.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 28, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Wouldn't ya know it. Tryin' to take away the last bastion of peace and quiet a man can find.
Posted by: blurk | November 28, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Lol SW
I don't think it's such a good idea for couples to be use the loo at the same time, but this way the man can leave the seat up without getting in trouble.
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 11:58 AM
I be needing to preview my posts before hitting the enter key.
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Some ideas should just be still born. The toilet's the only place where I can be sure to find peace and quiet, we have three in the house and one is mine all mine.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 28, 2007 at 12:05 PM
"Tryin' to take away the last bastion of peace and quiet a man can find."
Lol, blurk. Now I know what annie's getting you for xmas.
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2007 at 12:06 PM
But what would the magazine rack hold? I guess Victoria's Secret catalogs would be a good compromise.
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Who gets to light the match?
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Who gets to put out the match?
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2007 at 12:17 PM
This is worse than those nightmares people sometimes have of being on the loo and then realizing you're out in public...
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 28, 2007 at 12:19 PM
There are earlier versions of 'twodaloo.'
And uglier ones.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 12:21 PM
loodicrous!
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 12:47 PM
Ditto ubetcha, at the name TwoDaLoo.
Blurk: "Tryin' to take away the last bastion of peace and quiet a man can find."
Blurk...change that to person and I agree. I used to read in the bathroom to get away from...everybody.
Posted by: daisymae | November 28, 2007 at 12:48 PM
I had to show this to my wife because she didn't believe me. What possible use can this be? Anyone who can spend 1400 on a toilet is wealthy enough to be able to have two toilet rooms. Any idea how many of these have sold?
Posted by: Doug Stewart | November 28, 2007 at 02:02 PM
April first is tricky. It gets harder to pain down every year. Cuz clearly it's today. Because that is not real.
Posted by: KOW | November 28, 2007 at 02:35 PM
There are some practicality issues here, too. How would you coordinate the timing? Do you ask your spouse to just 'hold it' for an hour or two 'til you're ready?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 28, 2007 at 04:04 PM
That "modest privacy wall" better double as a sound barrier.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 28, 2007 at 05:49 PM
*SNORKSNORKOMGSNORK* @ everybody!!
I remember that sketch and am just cracking up over this whole concept, but I cannot believe it's this many hours later and no one has asked the pressing question yet - is it lo-flow?!
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 28, 2007 at 06:26 PM
I've only been married 5 weeks now, so maybe this is coming (going?) as a late wedding present - from all our ex's? (ok, that sounded better before I typed it.)
Posted by: azred | November 28, 2007 at 06:41 PM