ADVISORY TO VIRGINIA MOTORISTS
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November 28, 2007
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*glad not to live in VA anymore*
Shouldn't he have said it smelled foul/fowl?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | November 28, 2007 at 08:42 AM
Yes, Virginia, there is an unsanitary cause.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 28, 2007 at 08:54 AM
I thought the headline said VIRGIN motorists.
Can I hear from some of our ferign bloggers? It's gotta be beerthirty somewhere...
Posted by: casey | November 28, 2007 at 08:55 AM
we don't have enough snow storms or ice storms here so we opted for the chicken fat this time. next time we'll do the KY Self-Warming lubricant, after that, raw okra.
Posted by: wickedwitch | November 28, 2007 at 09:00 AM
snork @ Meanie
Posted by: daisymae | November 28, 2007 at 09:00 AM
And thanks to me, too. ;)
"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."
Posted by: Guin | November 28, 2007 at 09:06 AM
Somebody really clucked up there.
Posted by: gjd | November 28, 2007 at 09:06 AM
The cars were doing a schmaltz waltz.
Posted by: PeterM | November 28, 2007 at 09:08 AM
how did a kilometre get into Virginia?
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Preparing for Hanukkah a bit early, weren't they, Dave?
Posted by: Kathybear | November 28, 2007 at 11:54 AM
Something similar to this happened in Cincinnati years ago - except it was a pork lard truck, in the middle of winter mixed with freezing rain. Local conglomerate Proctor & Gamble sent out barrels of Dawn Liquid Detergent to aid the haz-mat crews and in no time things were back to their usual iced ridden slipperiness. Would have made a great commercial for P&G.
Posted by: hd4mtns | November 28, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Dang, someone was plannin' on makin' a lot of motzah balls. (Sinkers or floaters?)
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 28, 2007 at 06:33 PM
hd4mts, Mrs. Layzee was an Army medic stationed in Alaska during the Exxon Valdeez fiasco. She got sent down there to provide medical care to the clean-up crews. P&G did the same thing only they used it to clean the birds. The Missus says it worked great and should have been made into a commercial.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 28, 2007 at 06:38 PM
As a professional copy-editor, I have to laugh at the missing comma (before "not to mention") in the first sentence. As the sentence reads currently, it means "at least four car accidents decided not to speak about the stinky mess, but the rest of the car accidents were quite vocal about it."
Posted by: Daniel | November 29, 2007 at 02:34 AM