A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE WILL BE SENT...
...to this major appliance.
(Thanks to Gretchen DeJarnett)
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November 28, 2007
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It fall out of a truck or something?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 28, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Was he in the carpool lane or the whirlpool lane?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Oh, goodie...simul with Eddie....rah, rah...zzzz
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 04:54 PM
Heavy duty, huh? Wonder if it still works.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 28, 2007 at 04:58 PM
"Police said the dryer must have fell off a vehicle or trailer..."
So they don't require reporters to correct grammar any more? hmm.
Posted by: funniegrrl | November 28, 2007 at 05:02 PM
"a dryer was bouncing on the roadway directly towards his vehicle"
Gives a new meaning to tumble dry.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 28, 2007 at 05:03 PM
At least it wasn't a road range.
Posted by: CJrun | November 28, 2007 at 05:03 PM
*snork* @ ArcticAl!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 05:07 PM
[email protected]!
Posted by: CJrun | November 28, 2007 at 05:11 PM
He is lucky. The force of the impact could have sent the car into an out of control spin cycle.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 28, 2007 at 05:13 PM
Did they use Bounce™ fabric sheets?
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 05:45 PM
Whirlpool, heavy duty extra large
this is an ad isn't it?
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2007 at 05:46 PM
Speaking of mr. heavy duty xl....Jazzzz is here.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 05:48 PM
hi ya'll
Posted by: Nessie | November 28, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Annie, sshhh...Blurkie will hear you.
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 05:53 PM
Nessie knows how to type? What other tricks have you taught him Jazzzz?
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Oh, and *SNORK* at ALL of yall! You are on a roll.
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 05:56 PM
ellie...you're making this too easy
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2007 at 05:57 PM
For those of you just joining us, 'Nessie' is Jazzz's custom-made Whirlpool Deflector.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 05:58 PM
I'm pretty sure my deflector is a Kenmore
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2007 at 06:02 PM
ugh! And no delicate cycle....badum!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 06:05 PM
I know he likes to swim, there are photos.
And who you callin' easy?
; )
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 06:05 PM
I think I'm in over my head....take that any way you like
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2007 at 06:07 PM
Jazzzzie, careful with Nessie and the dryer. Shrinkage.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2007 at 06:09 PM
Police said the dryer must have fell off a vehicle or trailer
Now there's some first rate detective work. Not to mention a first rate command of the English language.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 28, 2007 at 06:11 PM
layzee- meet funniegrrl @ 5:02.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 06:20 PM
Thanx LB, for getting us focused. we done fell off topic
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2007 at 06:21 PM
Annie started it!
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 06:26 PM
Which, for us, is HARD to do. Especially Jazzz, since his balance is so good. With Nessie and all.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 06:27 PM
"It was a bizarre and dangerous night..."
This guy is ripping-off Snoopy's essential opening sentence.
Posted by: Igloo | November 28, 2007 at 06:29 PM
All this talk about washers reminds me I have laundry to do.
See you funny folks later!
Posted by: ellie | November 28, 2007 at 06:30 PM
He's lucky that thing didn't 'clothesline' him.
Posted by: CJrun | November 28, 2007 at 06:35 PM
*RED ALERT*
While watching the tellie, I was caught by a commercial for a Barry Manilow Christmas CD. The star of the commercial-BARRY MANILOW.
Be afraid...Be very afraid.
Posted by: Igloo | November 28, 2007 at 06:42 PM
I saw it, too, iggy....awful... those women drooling over him...ick. It was a Hallmark CD ad -fades to dream-sequence- lots of gray. I'm only warning you so that you don't suffer the same painful plight as our dear iggy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 06:46 PM
Oooh, Igloo, I saw that CD for sale in the Hallmark the other day!
My husband suggested I might want to purchase it.
I suggested he might like sleeping on the couch and advised him that Mr. Manilow's initals were "BM" for a reason...
Posted by: Kristie | November 28, 2007 at 06:48 PM
Do you like these dreamy sequins- lots of gray!
Posted by: Manlilow | November 28, 2007 at 06:50 PM
No Hallmark® shopping for me. I'll get my cards at the local 7-11. Safer that way.
Posted by: Igloo | November 28, 2007 at 06:52 PM
7-11. When you care enough to drag your butt out of bed to buy a card...
Posted by: Kristie | November 28, 2007 at 06:57 PM
And for when you don't care enough to drag your butt to the store....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 07:00 PM
igloo - I was starting to feel better today, until you mentioned that. *sigh*
*cough wheeze hack*
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 28, 2007 at 07:03 PM
Annie, that website is hysterical!
I'll be back. I have a few e-cards to send...
Posted by: Kristie | November 28, 2007 at 07:17 PM
Dropoff laundry service needs some work here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 28, 2007 at 07:30 PM
Ah, life in Bay County. The smell of sugarbeets, the icing over of the drawbridges, and the laundry appliances crashing into your car.
There's no place like home. Which may be why I don't live there any longer.
Posted by: Jemmy | November 28, 2007 at 07:34 PM
I loved those cards. 'Reckon that site just went viral.
Posted by: CJrun | November 28, 2007 at 07:36 PM
Oh, and as for that "...must have fell off..." nearly everyone up there talks that way. That's not much of an excuse, but it's true.
Posted by: Jemmy | November 28, 2007 at 07:38 PM
Well, they must have just fell off the sugar beet truck, then.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 07:51 PM
Did y'all notice that ecard site put up a lot of new ones since our last e-card orgy?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | November 28, 2007 at 09:11 PM
Fabulous. Anderson Cooper deserves an Emmy for this debate.
Posted by: CJrun | November 28, 2007 at 09:20 PM
Thanks, Annie WBH - leaves are falling along with my serotonin, too. That was the perfect card for me to send....
Posted by: Kathybear | November 28, 2007 at 11:10 PM
ddd - must be time for another orgy, then! :-)
Wooohoo!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 28, 2007 at 11:13 PM
Kathybear - Eleanor introduced me to that site. I think she found out about it from someone on this blog, as ddd suggests, it was on this blog before. Such a refreshing change from the [email protected] holiday ho-ho-hum.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 28, 2007 at 11:29 PM
Christmas card: I'm going to regift something special for you.
*Snork*
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 28, 2007 at 11:52 PM
Ducky - sounds like a perfect MIL card. (I've been reading some hilarious MIL "worst gift" horror stories this week.)
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 28, 2007 at 11:54 PM
Hey, Diva, how are you feeling?
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 28, 2007 at 11:59 PM
A friendship(?) card: If I were ever to shoot you, it would just be in the leg.
Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 29, 2007 at 12:03 AM
Ducky - that sounds like a Jack Bauer card! Bwahaha!
I'm kinda the same as yesterday. Need to go back to work tomorrow, though. I'll keep my office door closed so as not to frighten off the students with all the hacking sounds.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 29, 2007 at 12:12 AM
It IS a Jack card, Diva. I'm sure he sends it out to all his friends.
Sorry you're still under the weather--hope you feel better soon. Good luck at work tomorrow.
Aaaand, once again, it's late. Time to flap off to bed.
Nighty-night! Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 29, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Morning, all!
*tosses Krispy kremes on the counter and rushes off to get ready for work*
Sorry to rush off, but I have to get ready for work!
Kind of quiet last night- O r did I scare everybody away with my uber-disgusting stories the night before?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | November 29, 2007 at 03:31 AM
*Changes coffee blend from Costa Rica/Kenya to Mocha/Java in order to reach a wider audience.*
DDD, nothing will ever be disgusting enough to deter the bloggers here. In fact "disgusting" is a kind of rallying cry along with s3x, booze and nud1ty.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 06:29 AM
What, I'm not wide enough for you?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2007 at 06:39 AM
That was not in reference to any sort of stance, BTW.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 29, 2007 at 06:42 AM
Meanie, I know your tastes are a little more sophisticated. Mocha/Java is soooo middle of the road, it's the blend that everyone knows.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 07:06 AM
Mornin'!!! Afternoon, Mot!
Am I interrupting anything, boys?? I'll take whatever cafe you got.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 07:20 AM
Sooz, I've said it before, you're such a pushover:-)
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 29, 2007 at 07:30 AM
I'm stickin' with CR coffee, Mot (Britt) We get it shipped to Arkansas cheaper than buying Foldger's™ etc. at the store
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 29, 2007 at 07:36 AM
always ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2007 at 07:40 AM
Mornin', all! Thanks for the fabulous donuts, DDD.
Posted by: gjd | November 29, 2007 at 07:53 AM