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October 01, 2007

WE DON'T GET IT

This happens all the time on our "flights."

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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But they don't get to experience the TSA part! No weirdos feeling you up in plain sight of hundreds of strangers, no icky dirty stranger taking out your toothbrush and squishing the bristles because she evidently doesn't recognize toothbrushes, no creepy guy pawing through your underwear...

but I guess that would cost extra.

Passengers pay for the experience of sitting on a plane, listening to announcements and being waited on by flight attendants.

Airline that rhymes with Hisrair, please take note.

"Some of my passengers have crossed the country to get on this plane," said Mr Gupta who bought the plane in 2003 from an insurance company.

"Waited on by flight attendants"?

What's that, then?

wonders if the deluxe experience includes screeching infants and snoring seat mates.

This past Friday I flew from San Diego to Philadelphia on USScareways and meals weren't even available to purchase. On a 5 hour friggin' flight. This Indian guy's already got them beat in my book.

No "Mile High Club", huh???

I'll the "flight" was delayed too.

^ bet ^

That happens to me all the time.

That is actually a bit sad!

What an entrepreneur!

P.T. Barnum lives! Absolutely ingenious!

.... and all their luggage just showed up at Newark.

LOL Meanie!

I think we should all chip in and buy a LARGE boat, park it somewhere and charge for the "cruise" experience. CJ can be the Captain and I'll volunteer to "hose" everyone down...making it more realistic.

We'll be RICH!!

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