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Tell the other candidates to get their own television shows....
Sheesh!
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | October 25, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Whoa! Two firsts in a row!!! I am in the zone....
(Or it could just be that everyone else has evacuated the area)
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | October 25, 2007 at 12:41 PM
Dave, I think your candidacy is safe. So far.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Hmm... I think I see Dave's first scandal.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 25, 2007 at 12:44 PM
*Waves @ Hammieeee!!!!* Sorry - I'm lagging behind today. :-)
AD - did you fart or something?
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 12:55 PM
*ignores Hammie*
<-----I WAVED earlier...pffffft!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 12:58 PM
Hey - you even mooned him, didn't you, Siouxie? So that should be enough to make him Happy Hammie all day. :)
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Does anyone know when the Barry-Colbert debate is scheduled?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2007 at 01:05 PM
I hear Stephen King is the moderator, Meanie. Don't wanna miss that!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 01:06 PM
um..btw...sorry for having smacked ya earlier...it was all out of love.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 01:07 PM
I got smacked? I HATE when I miss the good stuff!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2007 at 01:11 PM
<-----check on the "fires" thread.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 01:12 PM
I like the idea of Dave Barry at any of the Presidential debates.
Posted by: daisymae | October 25, 2007 at 01:14 PM
Ah. *spits out two teeth* Gotcha.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2007 at 01:14 PM
DD, don't you know ladies don't fart!
We accessorize....
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | October 25, 2007 at 01:17 PM
AD - who said I was a lady? ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 01:18 PM
*Waves @ DD!!!!!!!*
*Waves belatedly @ Siouxie!!!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 25, 2007 at 01:18 PM
/ignore mode
mucho better, Hammoncito!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 01:20 PM
Dave, I think you might be in trouble here. The Miami Herald hosts and promotes this blog, right? And, it's owned by a wealthy corporation? And, this blog is linked to your presidential juggernaut?
Ergo, herewith and thereupon, it would appear that you have taken "valuable" corporate contributions and/or expenditures to your presidential campaign.
The best you can hope for, at this point, is to have Colbert as your cell mate. I'll send Cheez-Its.
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 25, 2007 at 01:21 PM
By the time they bring charges, Dave will be president, and he can pardon himself. He's only in trouble if he loses, but that's not possible.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Not to mention, he'll be in Tahiti. I'm sure bribery is not only legal, but encouraged.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 01:32 PM
I see no problem. All The Blog has to do is offer equal time for the other candidates to post. This should raise the humor-quotient. Ron Paul, alone, should be side-splitting. Plus I've heard Hillary laugh, so she must know some good ones! I can 'hear' her now: "Patrick Fitzgerald walks into a bar. The bartender asked, 'Why the strong case?'"
Posted by: CJrun | October 25, 2007 at 01:40 PM
Stephen Colbert illustrating how much free time our congress has had on their hands to come up with such complicated and idiotic campaign laws.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | October 25, 2007 at 01:41 PM
Hmm, he's running in the Republican primary? I thought he loathed everything Republican. I guess it must still be part of his overall satire.
Posted by: Prairie Dog | October 25, 2007 at 01:45 PM
*snork* @ CJ! (sorry, it's my fave joke.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 25, 2007 at 01:48 PM
I thought it was:
Ken Starr walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long case?"
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Pssst. Don't anybody tell them Colbert was born in...Canada! They'll probably think there's something wrong with that too.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 25, 2007 at 02:20 PM
The IMDB says he was born in Washington, DC.
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 02:25 PM
ellie - that's Washington, District of Canada. Them's canucks sneaky that way.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 25, 2007 at 02:27 PM
Annie, have you and JEC been fraternizing wit' Crowder again??
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 02:42 PM
Prosecutor: "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I intend to prove that President Barry:
1. Broke Election law by promoting his campaign in a "Humor Blog".
2: Knew that he was breaking the law and did so with malice aforethought.
3: That he..."
White House Counsel Eleanor: "Objection, your Honor! There is no three!"
Judge: "Sustained! Case dismissed!"
President Barry: "Booger!"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 25, 2007 at 02:42 PM
To my knowledge, Colbert is a born and raised Charlestonian and that's part of why he has only signed on for the S.C. ballot.
Or maybe he once danced the Charleston and I got confused....
[STFU and GBTW, CJ!! ok]
Posted by: CJrun | October 25, 2007 at 02:45 PM
Despite the enormous pressure to vote for a guy who lives in my town (yes, Colbert does), I'm voting for Dave.
I can, however, be bought. (It's NJ tradition).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2007 at 02:49 PM
ROFL, Hammie. ;)
Dave already told me he would call on me if he needed legal advice! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | October 25, 2007 at 02:51 PM
CJ?? STFU & GBTD(drinking) ;-)
LOL Hammie...if that doesn't work, all the blog gals will simultaneously *flash* the judge/jury.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Here ya go *crosses fingers that this works*
Stephen Colbert's IMDb bio
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 02:53 PM
Yeaaa! My linkie workie!!
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 02:54 PM
*applauds ellie for a well-done link*
I do prefer mine medium-rare, however.
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Watch out
worldblog, here I come!Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 02:58 PM
UPDATE!
Posted by: CJrun | October 25, 2007 at 03:00 PM
ellie - I'm watchin' out for ya. Definitely got yer back, GF. :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 03:00 PM
If all else fails, Dave can always use the Chewbacca Defense employed by Johnnie Cochran on South Park. Just employ a bunch of nonsensical references and confuse the hell out of anybody raising an objection.
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 03:02 PM
Doc!!!!! *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!* That's for the linky poo you sent me. :) :) :) You ROCK!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 03:05 PM
Hey, Doc - you're not gainfully employed at the moment. Why don't YOU run for office?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 25, 2007 at 03:05 PM
Wow, CJ! A bit less than Ross (also pronounced without the 'T') Perot's 18.9%, but he still has time to rally!
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Thanks Diva! Always nice to have someone watching my back, as people tend to put "Kick Me" stickers on it.
Posted by: ellie | October 25, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Annie, I would but I still have a couple of principals I haven't compromised yet and apparently you have to have zero to become president. Plus, you guys really don't want me anywhere near the nuclear launch codes. Trust me.
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 03:22 PM
I never compromised my principals either, Doc. My principles, on the other hand...well. ;-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 03:24 PM
And if you'd ever seen my principals, you'd know why!
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Trying to type witty banter and deal with a 6 year old bent on getting to Wal-Mart to pick out his Halloween costume will cause the occasional error in grammar. My apologies to everyone for violating these "principles".
hehe
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 03:28 PM
Doc - don't sweat it. Any principals you may still have you'll lose on the way there.
As for the nuclear launch codes, shoot, blurkie was picking his teeth with them yesterday. If he can get near them, I don't think we have to worry about you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 25, 2007 at 03:29 PM
Doesn't sound like he's sick anymore, Rick! Good. What does he want to be for Halloween?
And you know it just wouldn't be a day if I didn't spellcheck ya.
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 03:40 PM
Who cares about Prince's nipples?
Posted by: Emily Litella | October 25, 2007 at 03:43 PM
ellie, what part of truthiness don't you understand?
Posted by: JEC666 | October 25, 2007 at 03:43 PM
hmmmmmmmm, prince nipples....
Posted by: crossgirl | October 25, 2007 at 03:48 PM
silly me, wrong prince!
Posted by: crossgirl | October 25, 2007 at 03:54 PM
cg, you crack me up. I'll take fireman for two hundred.
Posted by: Meditrina | October 25, 2007 at 03:55 PM
Whoo, cg - you like 'em young!
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 03:56 PM
NTTAWWT, of course. I mean...well. Look at Ungarr. :D
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 04:03 PM
snork @ emily aka meanie
Posted by: daisymae | October 25, 2007 at 04:20 PM
To answer your above post Diva, he's feeling better and is going as the Evil Spider Man in the black suit. Annie, good point about Blurk and those codes.
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Oh, he'll be sooo cute. :) Oops! I mean handsome! Yes, he'll be very masculine and cool as Spidey!
Did you watch the 24 trailer today? I was disappointed that it was the same as the UK trailer. I was hoping for something slightly different. Maybe just one scene, even.
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 04:47 PM
Maybe I will run for president. The donkey and Dumbo parties eat their own young just getting their candidate nominated. Who does that leave? Two wanna be comedians. Colbert is running on two tickets at once so he'll split the vote. Plus, he's counting on the youth vote and until they let you vote online while playing Halo 3 or updating you myrap...Er, myspace page young people will not show up at a voting station. As for Dave, that will be tougher. He's white,old and male and that's what middle-America votes for. Plus, he's based out of Florida and we know how they rig elections down there. Still, he's retired and if "24" doesn't rebound ratings wise no one outside of the regular bloggers may know he even exists. I have one thing going for me, I'm unemployed. There are a WHOLE lot of people like me out there. And I have a cute, redheaded all-American kid. Therefore, I should win by a hanging chad. So sure, I'll run. See you November '08 Dave!
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I didn't watch the U.S. version Diva because it won't load right. Might be the slow dial up. The blog should love that their not only ripping off Die Hard 2, but Die Hard 4 as well with the internet terrorism angle.
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 04:54 PM
Well, don't bother with it. The only difference was that Kiefer said "around the globe" instead of "in the United Kingdom." Seriously.
I sooooo cannot wait to see Bad-Boy Tony!! That's gonna ROCK!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 04:56 PM
While searching for some pictures of the debate. I found this.
Please take that while waiting for me to set up the presidential debate pictures.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 25, 2007 at 05:08 PM
DD - I'm dying to know how they brought Tony back from the dead. And I'm so excited...there's hope for Edgar.
Posted by: daisymae | October 25, 2007 at 05:09 PM
Amen, daisy! Maybe he can steal Chloe back from Morris!!
Bwahahaha!
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 05:27 PM
I have to agree with the Amazing Steve's take on Bill. Ditching the cranky, back-stabbing wife and going with the casual look is much better. Plus Jack gets the Jack Sack back and has a hot red-head letting him torture people. Should be fun. Implausible, but fun.
Posted by: Doc Rick | October 25, 2007 at 05:35 PM
Let's not forget the inimitable Chloe!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 25, 2007 at 05:42 PM
Interesting imdb bio on Mrs Colbert ( ?-Present ).
Posted by: ! | October 25, 2007 at 06:54 PM
And I'm so excited...there's hope for Edgar.
Don't count on it.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | October 25, 2007 at 07:14 PM