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We are dining at Lou Malnati's Pizzeria in Naperville. One of the waiters is a giant wolf named Greg. We assume this has something to do with Halloween.
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October 31, 2007
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Which one is the wolf?
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 31, 2007 at 07:09 PM
That guy has a lot of bacon in his pants
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 31, 2007 at 07:10 PM
I think 'Greg's' ramparts are a bit saggy.
Posted by: CJrun away! | October 31, 2007 at 07:13 PM
Hm, it's either the Halloween thing, or Greg is trolling for dinner.
RUN, DAVE AND RIDLEY!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Posted by: KDF | October 31, 2007 at 07:19 PM
Did you have Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza? That might explain it...
Posted by: ellie | October 31, 2007 at 07:27 PM
Two Authors named Dave and Ridley
Stopped at a Napier eatery.
A wolf showed them in
and said with a grin,
"Just what I needed. A double entreé"
Posted by: igloo | October 31, 2007 at 07:32 PM
When you ordered mushrooms, what kind?
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 07:32 PM
That's the 3 little pigs.
In his pants, I mean.
Not Dave, Greg, & Ridley.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!! | October 31, 2007 at 07:32 PM
Two Authors from the Great Beyond
Stopped in at Napier to bond.
A wolf showed them in
and said with chagrin,
"Just what I needed. A double entendre."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!! | October 31, 2007 at 07:38 PM
YAY! I gave out candy!! To 4 kids. My neighbors 4 kids! Then it started raining again.
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 07:38 PM
*adds the ' up there*
YIPES, Dave & Ridley! It's the BIG BAD WOLF in disguise!!
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 07:39 PM
So far, no trick or treaters.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 07:40 PM
I'm preparing for an onslaught. They bus them in. Multiple times. For about four hours, it's a war zone.
By then my neighbor's limpid ghosties will hopefully be a bit more perky than they are now.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!! | October 31, 2007 at 07:41 PM
The last three were around 12. A soldier, a Rasta, and a dark-skinned/black-haired guy in normal clothing. I asked. He said, "I'm a Mexican, but I don't wanna wear the hat."
Kids.
Posted by: CJrun away! | October 31, 2007 at 07:43 PM
Annie, those things need a boo
bjob!!Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 07:48 PM
*snork* @ "The Son Also Arises!"
Posted by: CJrun away! | October 31, 2007 at 07:53 PM
You all look so scaaary in your blogstumes!
Before I run, I thought I would leave you with a bit o' spookiness...
Remember Count Floyd?
Posted by: ellie | October 31, 2007 at 07:55 PM
ellie, YES!! LOL
I got a kick outta hearing "Monster Mash" this morning on the radio. I cranked it UP!
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 08:06 PM
Pizza in Chicago? What about ribs?
OT: Woo hoo! I just got my Dave ticket in the mail:
Stamford, February 17! Second row center, close enough to count the fibers on his blue shirt.
I am coming armed with Marshmallow Fluff for an authentic New England gift. Hope other bloglits will be there!
Posted by: Guin | October 31, 2007 at 08:08 PM
Is that a toy in his pocket or is he just happy to see y'all?
Posted by: The Slutty Wench Lizzy | October 31, 2007 at 08:11 PM
Where is Ridley's left hand? Is he getting some tail?
Posted by: casey | October 31, 2007 at 08:30 PM
So far, no trick or treaters.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | 07:40 PM on October 31, 2007
tap...tap....tap....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!! | October 31, 2007 at 08:30 PM
OK..I got more kids!! all neighbors. I'm thinking if I run out of chocolate, I can just pour boxed wine in their goodie bags.
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 08:34 PM
Be cautious while doing that tapping, Annie - I remember reading recently, that got someone in a whole lot of trouble...
Posted by: SandyEgo | October 31, 2007 at 08:37 PM
Sio, you could always hand out cigars.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | October 31, 2007 at 08:38 PM
SandyEgo - that was a Larry Craig joke just for Alfred. I know how much he likes them. Not. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!! | October 31, 2007 at 08:39 PM
Count Floyd has some serious problems, but he's cool that way.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | October 31, 2007 at 08:42 PM
Sorry, no tricks or treats for that kind of tapping.
I got two kids, a witch and a power ranger. I didn't think we would get anybody, so I didn't buy candy.
Halloween Dreams
Freud: So you wish to battle her with a very large sword?
Me: What ever works.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 08:53 PM
heheh - well, then I just compounded it. ha My work here is done.
Posted by: SandyEgo | October 31, 2007 at 08:56 PM
Hey, Alfred--what's the name of the group on Facebook you created for the Dave fans? Or was that just a nightmare I had?
My trick-or-treaters seem to be done. I went to my sister's neighborhood so my hubby could wear his kilt and take my nieces on the death march.
Posted by: AuntieM | October 31, 2007 at 09:04 PM
Decided to break out the old name for 1 last time. Missed out on the trick or treaters so far. They must have heard the rumors about my apartment. Whether or not they are true is between me, God and the overnight watchman at the county dump....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | October 31, 2007 at 09:10 PM
UGH! I just had another buncha kids come! I'm already wearing my PJ's. I'm a "Sleepy Byotch From Hell"!
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 09:11 PM
I'm sure you look lovely, Siouxie.
Posted by: AuntieM | October 31, 2007 at 09:12 PM
AuntiM- Alfred's Dave Barry's Blog Group
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 09:19 PM
Trust me Siouxie, the PJ's look probably scared them worse than any costume you could have been wearing. *Ducks immediately behind blog bar and throws the extra-large jar of hot wax into the trash compactor and selects extra-squishy as the setting.*
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | October 31, 2007 at 09:19 PM
ya'll are doing it all wrong. i sit home and wait for my kids to return from
lootingtrick or treating with the man who fathered them and then i get dibs! i love this holiday!!!!!!Posted by: crossgirl | October 31, 2007 at 09:19 PM
ya'll are doing it all wrong. i sit home and wait for my kids to return from
lootingtrick or treating with the man who fathered them and then i get dibs! i love this holiday!!!!!!Posted by: crossgirl | October 31, 2007 at 09:20 PM
Kidding as always Sioux! Your the hottest Cuban female I've ever known. Ok, the only Cuban woman but I would take you over Gloria Esteffan any day! ;)
Posted by: Dr. Rickenstien | October 31, 2007 at 09:21 PM
Thanks, Alfred. I poked you, too.
Nice backpedaling there, Dr.
Night, all.
Posted by: AuntieM | October 31, 2007 at 09:35 PM
Sioux
Give em Hell
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 09:35 PM
*glares @ Rick*
uh huh...sure...
*looks for the secret batch of hot wax*
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 09:41 PM
Sio, those hot pink slippers are SCARY!
I have dozens of little wax 'Coke' bottles left over. They're awful, but kitschy. Belly is too full, but not only because there were so many Reeses.
I somehow doubt I'll bother, next year, as very few kids came to the door, tonight. Perhaps the end of an era that started in the 50s.
Posted by: CJrun away! | October 31, 2007 at 09:47 PM
My roommate arrived at with a bunch of candy. Then he turned off the porch light.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 09:52 PM
CJ, those pink fluffy slippers are NOT scary!! Not till I *smack* you with 'em! and I didn't! so there! pffffft!
Posted by: Scary Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 10:28 PM
Too old to trick OR treat, too young to hit up Hollywood. So I ate all the candy corn. :(
My tummy hurts but I'm just rockin' that eyeliner mustache. All is well.
Posted by: HelterSkelterAlex | October 31, 2007 at 11:02 PM