IT'S EVERY LITTLE GIRL'S FANTASY TO BE...
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October 26, 2007
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Posted by: igloo | October 26, 2007 at 06:07 PM
billiant!! i so want this costume!
Posted by: THE fairy princess pirate wench | October 26, 2007 at 06:08 PM
"...4-piece set. Polyester. Imported."
With all the lead involved, it must
wayweigh close to 500 Hectares.Posted by: igloo | October 26, 2007 at 06:19 PM
*tosses an 'r' to the pirate wench....arrrrrr....*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 06:34 PM
She's scary with those big feet!
Posted by: CJrun | October 26, 2007 at 06:56 PM
I think you crashed the site, Davester.. it won't come up. Is there a curse for killing a pink mummified fairy?
Posted by: Rhodester | October 26, 2007 at 07:23 PM
Well, I would rather my daughter be the mummy princess than the popular girl's costume, "The Slutty Princess".
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | October 26, 2007 at 08:16 PM
Will we see a crapcam photo of Sophie wearing this?
Somehow, I bet not....
Posted by: Pirateboy | October 26, 2007 at 09:09 PM
Evidently she's a pink mummy fairy from the 1980's with that headband.
Posted by: funniegrrl | October 26, 2007 at 09:47 PM
God - and with the shoes, it adds up to $70+!! What happened to wrapping oneself in paper towels or toilet tissue - or ripped sheets if you want a less translucent, possibly rain-resistant wrap - for a mummy costume?
Posted by: Kathybear | October 26, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Kathybear - have you priced tp lately? Besides, most places it's freezing cold. Why buy a costume just to put a coat over it. Put a parka on and go as the Michelin Man. Save your money for more important things, like shoes.
mmmmmmm....shoooooooes.....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Annie? Freezing cold, in Kalifornia? That means temps into the low 60's, right?
Where are my mittens?
Posted by: Pirateboy | October 27, 2007 at 12:19 AM
P'boy - I grew up in upstate NY. We sometimes had snow on Halloween.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 27, 2007 at 02:01 AM
My name is Peggy Hill and I would like a size 16 bowling shoe?
Something like that. :)
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