FANS OF SOCCER, THE BEAUTIFUL GAME
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
deep breath
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
other than that, I'm speechless.
Posted by: casey | October 26, 2007 at 08:57 AM
...I was good up till the crack part. Of course, if it was a female then OK.
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 09:00 AM
My nanny.bot has deemed this inappropriate. Descriptions, please?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 26, 2007 at 09:01 AM
On second thought, maybe not...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 26, 2007 at 09:02 AM
smacks Texas.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 09:10 AM
*wakes up to casey screaming*
*watches video*
*acid coffee belch*
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 09:12 AM
I'm glad I watched until the end before sending the link to my teenage son's soccer coach.
Incredible ball control, so to speak.
Posted by: Who? Me worry? | October 26, 2007 at 09:16 AM
*stares*
*goes for more caffeine*
Posted by: gjd | October 26, 2007 at 09:17 AM
"papierafreneinga" (?)
wftbbq
Posted by: daisymae | October 26, 2007 at 09:17 AM
If it had been a basketball, then I might be impressed.
Posted by: casey | October 26, 2007 at 09:17 AM
The Bot is out to get me.
You're ALL out to get me.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHH!
*goes to greet the men in the white coats*
Posted by: gjd | October 26, 2007 at 09:18 AM
*looks out blog window*
*sees gjd talking to ice cream vendor*
*shrugs*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 26, 2007 at 09:23 AM
casey.
I don't think the basketball would have 'fit' but the attempt would be worth the watching
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 09:27 AM
...and thanks, annie for the early mornin' smackdown.
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 09:29 AM
...safe in CA, annie ?
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 09:31 AM
What casey said; hilarious.
Only a guy would think to do that (obviously).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 26, 2007 at 09:32 AM
*zips in*™
I would never watch something as disgusting as this is.
Thanks for warning me, Dave. I always listen to you. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | October 26, 2007 at 09:33 AM
yes, safe in SoCal, thanks. Eleanor? Hand check, please.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 09:35 AM
Did he actually catch it or did it just stick?
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper | October 26, 2007 at 09:39 AM
oops, name change time.
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 09:39 AM
The translation isn't half as much interesting as the commercial: And that's the end of paper bills.
Posted by: Arequipa | October 26, 2007 at 09:41 AM
The translation isn't half as much interesting as the commercial: And that's the end of paper bills.
Posted by: Arequipa | October 26, 2007 at 09:41 AM
soccer- still at the bottom of the sports report....
Posted by: queensbee | October 26, 2007 at 09:50 AM
Mornin'!
Nothing like watching an assless white dude grab a ball with his butt-cheeks to get my juices flowing...and NOT in a good way..I snorked coffee up my nose!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 09:51 AM
Yes Annie, we seem to be OK, although all the fires aren't out yet.
How about you?
Posted by: Eleanor | October 26, 2007 at 09:57 AM
Siouxie.
So true. I got smacked by annie for 'suggesting' my (male) preference for a female performance.
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 09:59 AM
Hiya, Siouxie. How's the weather down there?
It is cold and raw and rain is expected later.
Pass that coffee, please.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 26, 2007 at 09:59 AM
I'm pretty sure this is one time I'm thankful for the stupid military firewall.
Posted by: blurk | October 26, 2007 at 10:00 AM
Glad to hear you gals (Annie,El) are OK! I'd send you some of our excess agua if I could...same goes for ddd in Hotlanta.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Hey Jeff!
It is awful! hot and wet - which would be GREAT if we weren't talking about the weather. ;-P
blurk, be thankful.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Totally OT, but there's something interesting happening in the skies.
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 10:06 AM
Thanks, Siouxie! Morning, all!
I'm going to get my bucket so I can get ready for work. We have to save our bathwater for the plants!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | October 26, 2007 at 10:07 AM
El - we have..... FOG!!! Yay! So it's only a little, but....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 10:13 AM
ddd!! just do that what Med's granny used to say...what was it?? "t*ts, pits and ??" LOL that cracked me up!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 10:17 AM
fivver ... and it's headed right for us! Commence panicking!
Posted by: Laurie the Rocket Scientist | October 26, 2007 at 10:19 AM
Holmes doesn't possess a long tail...
That's not what Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Siouxie - does that bath water make the plants grow better?
You know what? Forget I even asked.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 10:21 AM
*steals Wyle E. Coyote's umbrella*
*hunkers down under it*
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 10:28 AM
That was creepy. I think I am traumatized.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | October 26, 2007 at 10:31 AM
I was watching that how it could possibly go awry---and there it was. The crack catch.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | October 26, 2007 at 10:36 AM
ddd, are you serious? saving your bathwater for your plants?
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 26, 2007 at 10:37 AM
I just hope they don't recycle in that office.
Posted by: Katie in FL | October 26, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Wow, that comet is really spectacular.
Fog. *sigh* Not here yet. I just saw one of the morning walkers and she was wearing a mask.
Posted by: Eleanor | October 26, 2007 at 10:47 AM
LOL, Katie!!! I thought he was heading to the trash can with that thing. Eeeeew!!!!!!!
And yet, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Waves @ Hammie!!!!*
*Waves @ Tex, too!!!!*
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 26, 2007 at 11:03 AM
Why water plants? Just have the important meetings in secret. And can someone give better directions for the viewing. like is it higher than the CN tower and to the left?
Posted by: JEC666 | October 26, 2007 at 11:08 AM
ww- yes. Some areas will be out of water in a few weeks if we don't get some serious rain. The governor has declared water emergency in (80?) counties.
So gotta go fight Darwin, all!
See ya later!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | October 26, 2007 at 11:10 AM
Why do I keep coming back here? I'm drawn to this. I'm amazed, amused, scared, and confused.
Now I can't quit picturing this feat using three of those bowling pins like jugglers use.
Posted by: casey | October 26, 2007 at 11:23 AM
casey, and people tell me that I'm warped.
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 26, 2007 at 11:27 AM
Yep. Saving bathwater. Another good one is to fill a bucket w/ the water from running your shower while waiting for it to get to the right temp.
I've been thinking about trying that brick in the toilet thing
*remembering to put brick in TANK and not in BOWL*
Posted by: gjd | October 26, 2007 at 11:31 AM
ww, I have to be really careful, you wouldn't believe it. I work in a very professional environment and people look at me funny and slowly back away if I don't keep myself under control. I have to come here to find like-minded people.
Posted by: casey | October 26, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Pic and more about Comet Holmes here
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 26, 2007 at 11:35 AM
ddd - let's put it this way - if you don't water your plants, they make excellent kindling. Keep it green or get rid of it. Speaking from experience.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Thanks Richard. Cloudy today but it looks like I'm getting my scope out tomorrow. Incidently, for folks interested in astronomical eye candy, APOD is great.
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 11:49 AM
* waves back @ Ms. DD *
...I leave for just a minute and now people are putting BRICKS in their toilet and saving their BATHWATER ?
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Let's try that again: APOD
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 11:51 AM
casey, that's why i work in a highly unprofessional environment. i'm actually considered the sane one here and i have papers saying that i'm not sane.
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 26, 2007 at 11:53 AM
swat me
Posted by: lilrascal | October 26, 2007 at 11:53 AM
fivver...oh, I thought you said (g)astronomical eye candy. Pictures of 3-tiered cheeseburgers and onion rings the size of truck tires danced thru my stomach.
...but cool anyway.
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 11:54 AM
Wery velcome. Yup, I've accumulated quite a few wallpaper images off that site.
Quite wet and icky here in the DC area Thu-Sat. But I'm not complaining because we need it.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 26, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Mmmm. Onion rings!
Posted by: fivver | October 26, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Texas, don't try to tell us you've never put a brick in a toilet. And bathwater is the water left over after taking a bath. You know, in that big galvanized tub in the yard. Sorry, we should've explained that part better.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 12:02 PM
Awww annie, you're just p*ssed because someone performed jihad on your mediocre Yanks. You know, the high school level 'baseball' team found in NY,. (Baseball used lightly)
Sorry, we should've explained that part better
Posted by: Texas | October 26, 2007 at 12:11 PM
*hands Tex a flame-retardant suit*
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 26, 2007 at 12:12 PM
snork @ annie & tex
(grabs Tex's flame-retardant suit & puts it on)
Posted by: daisymae | October 26, 2007 at 12:19 PM
How're those 'Stros workin' out for ya, Tex? ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 26, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Egads!!!!I'm not even sure I want to know what the translation was. Here in Jersey, it's raining - and I have to walk home (just a mile, but it's all uphill...Feh).
Posted by: Kathybear | October 26, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Hey, I think I'll haul out my scope tonight, too!
(My Red Sox continue to do reasonably well... does that mean that I have permission to make fun of the Yankees?)
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 26, 2007 at 12:38 PM
And casey, the first pin might hurt... but the third one's going to leave a mark. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 26, 2007 at 12:39 PM
I want to know what the commercial is for. Does anyone speak Farfegnugen?
Posted by: ellie | October 26, 2007 at 12:50 PM
ellie, no...
but I've been not too Farfrompuken a few times...that count?
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 12:55 PM
LOL Siouxie! No doubt at the Hunt, yes?
Or was that just a rumor?
Posted by: ellie | October 26, 2007 at 01:07 PM
nah...when I was young..and stoopid and couldn't hold my liquor - I learned quickly. There was much drinkage during the Hunt weekend, but no pukin'. We're all responsible drunks now.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2007 at 01:12 PM
Will someone PLEASE answer the stupid phone?
Posted by: Paqo Gomez | October 28, 2007 at 10:25 AM