ATTENTION, MR. TED HABTE-GABR

Is your dog missing?

(Thanks to Marta Zlotnick)

And while we're thanking people: Many, many crunchy thanks to the bloglits¹, from Dave, Elaine, and the s.b.

¹You know who you are.

Comments

[Recovering 24 Addict]

FIRST YAY

[Meditrina]

Second?

[Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!!]

Don't break my bark, my achy breaky bark....

[mm]

Perfect for howling at the moon.

[The Slutty Wench Lizzy]

Okay, under there is a link for the "Pin Up Wig". Do not click it. It is creepy.

[sthnbelle]

Last night I was at wally world looking for a wig for the boy's costume, and the only one we could find at first was a mullet wig. He asks "What's a mullet?", so I drag out that old gem "Business in the front, party in the back" and I had people complimenting me on my cleverness. IANMTU. I hate wally world.

[Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!!]

See, now we GOTTA click on it.

[mm]

So this is where Miss Piggy gets them...

[Alfred Simon Fyodorovich]

TSWL- Your name sounds so much more Official like this. I looked for the link -tells you about my character- and couldn't find it.
So I believe that javascript blocker saved the day.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Lizzy, they are all equally creepy.

[mm]

I'm thinking that a few could be sent to Las Vegas, top secret and confidential, to a Mr. B.M. as well...

[Just Ducky]

*Howling snork* @ Annie awoooooooo!!!!*

[The Pilot]

TSWL - it's actually the Pin Up DIVA wig.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Go ahead and bite the hand that wigs you.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Go ahead and bite the hand that wigs you.

[AuntieM]

That dog looks suspiciously like my sister's 2nd soon-to-be-ex-husband. Weird.

[Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!!]

I don't think it's werewolves attacking on a full moon. I think it's dogs that were abso-freakin'-humiliated by their owners.

[Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!!]

Of course, if you're a dog and your owner is wearing this, you are a doomed doggie.

[WriterDude]

It was only funny the first time, Edgar. ;-)

[AuntieM]

This is why dogs bite people. "Zeus" joined Penelope (the fruit-scented-wallpaper dog) in an attempted attack on Virginia Beach.

[AuntieM]

Okay, Annie. Now I'm just creeped out.

[WriterDude]

"Recommended Washing + Drying Instructions: After thorough brushing, bathe wig for 5-10 minutes in a basin of lukewarm water with a little wig shampoo. Rinse wig well (2-3 times) + shake out excess water. Dry the wig with a towel. DO NOT WRING! Put wig on a curved surface and let it dry naturally. When wig is completely dry, brush thoroughly again so the original shape + the silk gloss return. Do not brush or comb wigs while still wet."

Good thing they included this. Too many dogs practice poor wig maintenance as it is.

[telecomdropout]

Snork @ WriterDude !

[Scary Siouxie]

*knows who she is*

huh??

[Annie Where-but-awoooooooo!!!!]

Auntie - just don't touch the ostrich. You don't know where he's been.

[O the U(manity)]

I agree, Annie, with your general observation about doggie revenge ... mulletdog seems to have an expression that says, "If you don't get this frikken' HAIR off me RIGHT NOW ..."

[Adult Delinquent]

My ex used to have this cocker spaniel with this adorable little tuft of hair on top of his head (always looked like a toupee).

One Halloween I gelled it up into a mohawk and dyed it purple! I thought it looked cool and the dog seemed to like it...

My ex was not amused however. She had no sense of humor (or fashion).