AND THE SO-CALLED "UNITED NATIONS" DOES NOTHING
There's a cooter crisis in Citrus County.
Key Quote: "Cooters. They all look the same. So I had no idea that there was a difference."
(Thanks to Mary King)
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You definitely do not want to mess with the wrong cooter. And apparently the first to say it!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | October 27, 2007 at 10:00 AM
I thought Cooter was a mechanic for the Duke boys. How wrong can a guy be.
Posted by: igloo | October 27, 2007 at 10:00 AM
It makes sense that in Citrus County, where it gets too cold to raise citrus, they have a shortage of real Cooters for the Cooter Race. Somehow.
Posted by: CJrun | October 27, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Cooters, she said, they all look the same.
Uh, I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: Meditrina | October 27, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Only the yellow bellied cooter can be in the competiton. Somehow, that makes as much sense as anything else there...
Posted by: Kathybear | October 27, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Just remember:
You can yell at your cooter but don't touch it!
Posted by: Mary King | October 27, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Can you eat cooter?
what?
Posted by: Siouxie | October 27, 2007 at 11:49 AM
ISTIT, I just read a book about Florida cooters, this week. I feel lucky now.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 27, 2007 at 12:22 PM
They should put a hare or whatever kind of lagomorph is native to that part of Florida in the race just to see what happens.
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 27, 2007 at 12:32 PM
Isn't playing with your 'cooter' considered a sin by some religions?
Posted by: Pirateboy | October 27, 2007 at 02:00 PM
I wonder what you're actually getting when you order a "plate of"wings" at Cooters?
Posted by: Mofaux | October 27, 2007 at 03:24 PM
It's wrong to touch your cooter???
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 27, 2007 at 06:42 PM
"I picked the meanest cooter, the one that snapped at me". Snapping cooter? oooooohh....
Posted by: a different dave | October 27, 2007 at 11:50 PM
Red-Eared Cooters WBAGNFARB
Posted by: mesmo | October 28, 2007 at 08:12 AM