AN APPEAL TO FREEDOM-LOVING WOMEN WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SITUATION IN BURMA

Take off your panties.

(Thanks to Liz Headland)

Comments

[casey]

Panties? Can't help, sorry.

[pogo]

If I had a nickel for every time contact with a woman's underwear had robbed me of my powers...

[BillyJoeJimBob]

"We are sending [the generals] panties as a symbol of putting their power down"

Sending me panties is generally a symbol of putting my power up.

[insomniac]

the thugs who control all the Burmese
see panties and then get the squirmies
said they "we've got fears
they might come from Spears.
Superstition be damned! It's the germies!"

[gjd]

Panty Power!

[General Jack D. Ripper]

They only want us for our vital juices!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave, maybe you can get the Panty Power Party (GNFARB) to join your campaign?

[Siouxie]

will they take thongs?

[ellie]

Siouxie, yes, works as a slingshot. Much easier to get over the gates of the embassy!

[blurk]

Ahem...

An appeal to any women, freedom loving or not, who are concerned about damn near anything...

Take off your panties.

[fivver]

*readies handcuffs*

Dibs on the non-freedom loving ones blurk.

*smacks self for Annie*

[gjd]

comfy granny panties sexy thong, coming your way.

[Zoinks]

Guess this rules out ladies who go commando?

[blurk]

Ahem...

Another appeal to women, specifically those who go commando...

Take off your bras.

Whut?

[Siouxie]

*SMACKS* blurk!

that. is. all.

you're welcome, Annie.

[Siouxie]

*sligns thongs @ blurk & fivver*

*pokes them in the eyes*

you're right, ellie!

[blurk]

I had a feelin' that was comin'.

What took ya so long, Sioux?

[Edgar Greenberg]

While I feel for the people in Burma, there's nothing I can do to help them.

[Siouxie]

slow reflexes this mornin', blurk. I'm coffee'd up now.

[Davec]

The generals are really shook up and crying about this massive demonstration. You can hear them now -- sniff, sniff.

[Wench Lizzy]

I was so prepared to think that was going to be something lame, but damn it that isn't a brilliant plan! I just wish they could get video of those guys opening the panty packages (Which WBAGNFARB) and freaking out. Bwahahah!

[ScottMGS]

Beware! Quote from a response to the article:

From huwboo: did anyone ever think the the whole myth of these people being afraid of women's panties might be a ploy to get people to send them women's underwear because they are all really sick underwear loving bastards?

[wickedwitch]

exactly Scott, that's why i think sending sanitary napkins or Tampons would be better.

[ScottMGS]

Should they be u... Nah, I can't ask, ww. I was gonna but, no, I just can't ask...

[wickedwitch]

i'm thinking that used ones would be more effective.

[Siouxie]

wicked, I thought about it and thought it too gross to post. I agree. I like your warped mind.

[ScottMGS]

*whew* I didn't have to ask! Thanks, ww and Siouxie!

[wickedwitch]

after seeing a guy catch a paper wad with his butt cheeks, used tampons are not that bad.

[DeskDiva]

*SNORK!! AAAAALL the way up there at casey!!*

*things a thong at the embathy*

What you weren't talking about a therenade?

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Burma Myanmar currently has no ambassador to Washington, according to sources close to our government. But they do have an Embassy in DC.

[crossgirl]

if i'm going without panties, wouldn't i need a burma shave?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Thanks, Siouxie & fivver for the smackin'. Where have I been all day? Missed this thread.
btw, blurkie, the term is 'debraify.' Duh.

[catman]

Actually, women's panties have cost me many a dollar. First, it was the "wife from hell". Next, the "hit and run" wannabe mother. Ya gotta watch out for them panties. They'll really rob ya.

Really.