A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO?
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they put him in handcuffs for the safety of the gallery.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 31, 2007 at 02:36 PM
schwinn(g)
Posted by: THE fairy princess pirate wench | October 31, 2007 at 02:36 PM
HUGE SNORK @ sex with pavements !!!!!
WTFBBQ ?????????
OMG - what will they think of next ?
Wondering if "sex with pavements" WBAGNFARB ?
Posted by: telecomdropout | October 31, 2007 at 02:37 PM
Talk about pounding the pavement...
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 02:38 PM
But was it a consenting bike?
Posted by: Abbe | October 31, 2007 at 02:38 PM
He would have been better off sticking with his unicycle.
Posted by: Mummy the Blue | October 31, 2007 at 02:40 PM
to hotel police:"You don't have to get all Huffy!"
Posted by: insomniac | October 31, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Maybe he thought it was mountin' bike?
Posted by: Mummy the Blue | October 31, 2007 at 02:43 PM
IT may not be his fault completely. I betcha that skanky bike was just begging to be ridden!
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 02:45 PM
SNORK @ all y'all!
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 31, 2007 at 02:47 PM
I'll bet it wasn't the first time around the block for that shameless huffy. I even heard she blew a tire.
Posted by: SandyEgo | October 31, 2007 at 02:51 PM
Siouxie, that reminds me of Rip Torn excusing his having had s@x with a lamb in Songwriter by saying she (the lamb) was giving him the eye.
NTTAWWT
Well, actually, there is.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2007 at 02:54 PM
why exactly is this illegal? he was alone in his room. i'm not saying i'd personally try it, but what a man does with his bike in the privacy of his hostel room is nobody else's business.
Posted by: Megan | October 31, 2007 at 02:59 PM
Okay, I may be a little out of it today, but I'm confused. The guy was in the privacy of a hotel room, which I'm assuming he paid for. This makes sort of like being in his home--there is some expectation of privacy. Granted, having sex with a bicycle is off the charts strange, but is it actually illegal?
Posted by: DimWitte | October 31, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Exactly, Megan and DimWitte! I say that you should be able to have sex with any consenting inanimate object you so desire! Look at Bill Clinton.
*ducks*
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 03:03 PM
and Tipper Gore
*ducks again*
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 03:05 PM
Okay, how does a man have sex with a pavement without needing immediate medical attention? I do not need to know that actually.
Posted by: The Slutty Wench Lizzy | October 31, 2007 at 03:05 PM
Yes, yes, yes. That is all well and good, but we need to know if he was wearing protection...
HELMET, ELBOW PADS, WRIST PADS, KNEEPADS, RAINCOAT™
Posted by: Cap'n Bãrrrrrrrrrön vønKlýff | October 31, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Sorta bafflin' quote: ... wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
That specific usage seems to be redundant and repetitive ... merely observin' ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | October 31, 2007 at 03:14 PM
if she was the town bike...
Posted by: mm | October 31, 2007 at 03:14 PM
The Brits always seem to have a few things backward. See, it's perfectly okay to pump your bycycle up and down the street, but don't do it in the privacy of your hotel room. And I guess it's okay to pump yourself in the privacy of your hotel room, but not on the street. Confusing, no?
Posted by: Davec | October 31, 2007 at 03:17 PM
I've never been able to understand the Brits either, Davec - one word - Camilla.
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 03:20 PM
snorking here...coffee.out. nose.... mayhap the brits have a different definition of 'pavements' maybe it means luxury yacht over there...
Posted by: queensbee | October 31, 2007 at 03:39 PM
Come to think of it, I have seen tassles on some bikes ..... mostly kids' bikes, but ......
Posted by: Mummy the Blue | October 31, 2007 at 03:43 PM
...having sex with a bike in court
brazen to say the least
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 31, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Nunny the blue: Those were Bi-cycles.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 31, 2007 at 03:47 PM
" ... wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down."
Also, why do we need to know the T-shirt was white? I mean besides the fact that it gives us all an unfortunately clear mental picture.
Posted by: Lynne | October 31, 2007 at 03:50 PM
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
He could have said he was greasing up his bike.
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 03:53 PM
As long as it wasn't a trike, I see no harm done. Those three-wheelers are just too young!
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 31, 2007 at 03:54 PM
*gaspchokesnork* all the way down the thread!!
I leave for ONE lousy groundbreaking and you all go off without me!!
Posted by: DarkDiva, Bride of Urlacher | October 31, 2007 at 04:05 PM
LOL Suzy!
Posted by: Very Easy Cowgirl Siouxie | October 31, 2007 at 04:15 PM
Yeah, Suzy, and the two wheelers that are still wearing training
braswheels.Posted by: Just Ducky | October 31, 2007 at 04:30 PM
Must have been one of those seats that have a hole in the middle. Supposedly for help with the nerves.
Posted by: Alfred Simon Fyodorovich | October 31, 2007 at 04:45 PM
Chain chain chain....chain of
toolfoolsPosted by: Jazzzz | October 31, 2007 at 06:40 PM
What's wrong with peddling your wares?
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 31, 2007 at 06:43 PM
Headline on the page:
"Man who had sex with bike in court"
Wow, I bet the jury was shocked into silence.
Posted by: DavCat | October 31, 2007 at 06:56 PM
In keeping with the spirit of Halloween...
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I think Freddy makes a valid point.
Posted by: HelterSkelterAlex | October 31, 2007 at 10:51 PM
I guess that makes him a pedalphile
Posted by: Nick Burns | November 04, 2007 at 10:39 PM