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September 24, 2007

WHEN LACTATION IS OUTLAWED

...only outlaws will lactate.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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"Graham Collins, of security company Citywatch, said: 'It started off with people picking their noses until they bleed and then accusing staff of assault."

Somehow I don't think so.

"Don't come near me or I'll squirt????"

I must say, that's not only gross but a terrible name for a rock band - Lactation Attack.

Sounds like someone violated her rights to "Freedom of Expression."

Jeff - ew.

Perhaps, Jeff...but "The Lactating Mammaries" could be a good one.

*WAVES @ Hammie!!*

I must bring everyone's attention to the link on the sidebar to the Peanut butter 'disproves evolution' story.
Peanut butter will soon be prominent in every Republican debate!
But it begs the question, crunchy, or smooth?

crunchy

*gets seasick from WAVES*

definitely crunchy

But then I thought, well, everybody needs to spew sometimes

Words to live by, fivver.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!!!*

*Gives Dramamine™ to fivver*

wow fivver...what a professional!! came right back out and didn't miss a beat!

I love this story, Siouxie!

Use the breasts tools you have to fight the law!

Did she get away? Shoddy reporting.

Maybe she thought the cop was thirsty.

Didn't get it on her dress, either. Sheesh!

Lol, hammie.

So I guess the store had a zero lactose tolerance policy.

Might make one cool "Got Milk" ad.

I hope someone told her not to cross the streams.

I'm telling ya's...a good squirt can poke an eye out. The cop was lucky.

Sumhow I'm thinkin' that "nose picking" and "lactose disbursement organs" don't really belong in the same story ... but mebbe that's merely me ...

Turn over the cash and nobody gets squirt.

"There's no indicting over spilt milk."

One spills milk and the other tosses her cookies. Me, oh me, oh my,wasn't that a party?

*WAVES @ Hammie!!*
sorry, fiv. Please don't cry over spilled milk. And Siouxie's right -with the right technique, you can put an eye out.

How about with the "left" technique, Annie?

A clear case of assault with a loaded weapon.

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