THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE AND TASTY
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September 28, 2007
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tasty ONLY if they aren't combo mineral/salt blocks. trust me on this.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 28, 2007 at 09:20 AM
YIPPEE! There are folks in the world with less exicing lives than me!!! I'm not a loser! I'm NOT a loser!!!!!!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | September 28, 2007 at 09:24 AM
They missed an obvious name for the contest: The Great Salt Lick.
Posted by: fivver | September 28, 2007 at 09:25 AM
I thought it said Self-Lick Sculptures. Mas cafe, por favor.
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Aren't these one of the ingredients in a Twinkie™?
Posted by: fudtheman | September 28, 2007 at 09:31 AM
fivver is right. Someone note the date and time.
Posted by: Annie, In Charge of the Entire West Coast | September 28, 2007 at 09:32 AM
Have you ever seen those erotic cakes advertised? I was afraid the "licks" were going to be something like that.
I've been lurking this blog too long...
Posted by: diane | September 28, 2007 at 09:32 AM
crossgirl, excuse me, WTF? you know this because???
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 28, 2007 at 09:38 AM
crossgirl - that explains a lot about you.
diane - welcome. What are these erotic cakes of which you speak? We know nothing about them. Please tell us more.
Posted by: Annie, In Charge of the Entire West Coast | September 28, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Salt licks are steak pre-seasoners.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 28, 2007 at 10:12 AM
I bet Paris Hilton has one.
Posted by: Novanglus | September 28, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Crossgirl, most parents give their kids teething rings. Just sayin'
Posted by: ellie | September 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM
I use these for tequilia shots.
Posted by: CJrun | September 28, 2007 at 10:41 AM
These are pretty neat. My horses never made cool sculptures like that with their salt blocks. :(
Posted by: Guin | September 28, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Don't try meat tenderizer either......
Posted by: crossgirl | September 28, 2007 at 11:22 AM
HUH? WTFBBQ? Does this mean I have a life?
Posted by: Hammie Hamster | September 28, 2007 at 11:27 AM
LOL, Punkin!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 28, 2007 at 12:46 PM
In the great Salt Lick City.
Posted by: Alfred | September 28, 2007 at 01:27 PM
All those years growing up on the farm we were sitting on an art gold-mine??? WTF?? Our cattle could have been wealthy artists...
Posted by: Lori | September 28, 2007 at 02:20 PM
Ok, so I at least figured out what a salt lick was. Now, can someone tell me what the BBQ stands for in WTFBBQ? I can guess at WTF but is it really WTF barbeque, because that would make NO sense.
and yes, I checked the acronym page. It's not there!
Posted by: Laurie from the City Apparently | September 28, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Laurie,
It doesn't really stand for anything in particular. Just makes the wtf a little less crude, I guess. It's not supposed to make sense. ;-)
It's basically and extension of the WTF??
Posted by: Siouxie | September 28, 2007 at 05:04 PM
They have these salt deals in Kansas, too.
They are all the same, though - Lot's wife.
/It's boring in Jesusland.
Posted by: Moon | September 29, 2007 at 08:39 PM