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September 30, 2007


Need a screw?

(Thanks to Phil Snyder)


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YAY a new thread!!!

FIRST to say...doesn't everybody?

Good point, Siouxie.

How's the weather down there?

Hey Jeff! It's been storming all night..still raining. ugh...I hate it. oh yeah..and HOT.

Yes. Yes I do.

No sex here in Poo-ville since B.C. (Before children)

*going on week 5 here, folks! May implode without warning. Please keep your arms inside the cars at all times*

"Police said the 33-year-old assembly worker at an unidentified firm squirreled away screws in a specially designed hiding place and took up to 7,000 of them home every day when he left work."
He obviously pierced his body with seven thousand screws. Went home, unscrewed his self and viola a neat profit of 700€.

I wonder if he sold them on street corners in the dodgey part of town.

I thought that people have been selling screws for years on Craig's List under erotic services, or sumsuch!

...and when they asked why he walked funny on his way out of the plant every day, he'd wink and say, "Just one screw too many, I guess."

Dammit, there goes my supplier! Do you know how long it took me to find a guy with quality stuff?!?


Well, I guess the SoFla building code will suffer now...

He obviously thought that his employer was screwing him over so he decided to get some extra compensation on the side screw them back.

Dave, Dave, Dave.....no double entendres on Sunday!

But I agree with Siouxie. This is something we all need on a regular basis. ;)

Always with you it is about the screws. What about the nuts I ask?

Life, again, imitates art: The Taking of the Screws

*snorks*@ Buford and Bill!

Washer? I nearly screwed 'er!

(But washing before and after is always a good idea, particularly if there are pets involved. Or tongue piercings).

Most people are blissfully unaware when a few of their screws go missing.

Are they the same people who have a few screws loose? Maybe that is why they go missing.

Yes, another riveting crime story.

*Yawn* I'm all out of puns.

It's very exiting to find this blogs.herald.com site. I don't have much to add to the conversation, but I'm right here with you. Your post said exactly what I have been thinking. Good to see you posting again.

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