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YAY a new thread!!!
FIRST to say...doesn't everybody?
Posted by: Siouxie, Blog Queen who apparently has less of a life than *the Blog* himself | September 30, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Good point, Siouxie.
How's the weather down there?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2007 at 10:19 AM
Hey Jeff! It's been storming all night..still raining. ugh...I hate it. oh yeah..and HOT.
Posted by: Siouxie, Blog Queen who apparently has less of a life than *the Blog* himself | September 30, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Yes. Yes I do.
No sex here in Poo-ville since B.C. (Before children)
*going on week 5 here, folks! May implode without warning. Please keep your arms inside the cars at all times*
Posted by: Punkin Poo, the Most Glorious High Priestess of the Northeast Seaboard | September 30, 2007 at 10:47 AM
"Police said the 33-year-old assembly worker at an unidentified firm squirreled away screws in a specially designed hiding place and took up to 7,000 of them home every day when he left work."
He obviously pierced his body with seven thousand screws. Went home, unscrewed his self and viola a neat profit of 700€.
Posted by: igloo | September 30, 2007 at 10:59 AM
I wonder if he sold them on street corners in the dodgey part of town.
Posted by: ArcticAl | September 30, 2007 at 11:02 AM
I thought that people have been selling screws for years on Craig's List under erotic services, or sumsuch!
Posted by: Davec | September 30, 2007 at 11:12 AM
...and when they asked why he walked funny on his way out of the plant every day, he'd wink and say, "Just one screw too many, I guess."
Posted by: Betsy | September 30, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Dammit, there goes my supplier! Do you know how long it took me to find a guy with quality stuff?!?
*sigh*
Well, I guess the SoFla building code will suffer now...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | September 30, 2007 at 11:39 AM
He obviously thought that his employer was screwing him over so he decided to
get some extra compensation on the sidescrew them back.Posted by: ScottMGS | September 30, 2007 at 11:42 AM
Dave, Dave, Dave.....no double entendres on Sunday!
But I agree with Siouxie. This is something we all need on a regular basis. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | September 30, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Always with you it is about the screws. What about the nuts I ask?
Posted by: Buford | September 30, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Life, again, imitates art: The Taking of the Screws
Posted by: Bill from Avon | September 30, 2007 at 12:07 PM
*snorks*@ Buford and Bill!
Posted by: CJrun | September 30, 2007 at 12:25 PM
Washer? I nearly screwed 'er!
(But washing before and after is always a good idea, particularly if there are pets involved. Or tongue piercings).
Posted by: SW | September 30, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Most people are blissfully unaware when a few of their screws go missing.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 30, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Are they the same people who have a few screws loose? Maybe that is why they go missing.
Posted by: Buford | September 30, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Yes, another riveting crime story.
*Yawn* I'm all out of puns.
Posted by: Wavey | September 30, 2007 at 02:47 PM
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