MEN: SCUM? OR WHAT?
We report; you decide.
(Thanks to ubetcha)
Update, with Shocking Revelation: "....alcohol played a large factor in the groom ending up with someone other than his new wife."
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Uhm... not ALL men.. Sheesh.
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 26, 2007 at 02:28 PM
yes. except you clean.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 26, 2007 at 02:28 PM
"carpio diem" -> seize the bridesmaid...
Posted by: insomniac | September 26, 2007 at 02:30 PM
SNORK @ insom. I'll bet the bride was just sooooooo happy with him. I'd love to be a fly on the wall during their honeymoon.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 02:32 PM
Lol, insom. But why are "we" blaming the man?
Posted by: SW | September 26, 2007 at 02:37 PM
looks like they'll get to spend their honeymoon in court.
Posted by: Nookee | September 26, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Can you say 'annulment'?
I knew that you could.
By the way, we have no bridesmaids in Iran.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2007 at 02:43 PM
He thought he could forever hold his piece.
Posted by: SW | September 26, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Now I know why some women are:
"Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."
Posted by: daisymae | September 26, 2007 at 02:48 PM
LOL insom!
MOST men, CH. MOST
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2007 at 02:50 PM
So let me see if I understand the few facts we have...
Everybody gets pickled. A bridesmaid goes up to the room that was supposed to be used by the bride and groom. The groom goes to his room and gets nekkid. The bridesmaid's significant other picks a fight with the groom - for being where he was supposed to be, clothed in a way he was supposed to be. The groom gets arrested.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 26, 2007 at 02:53 PM
I'll definitely take the "or what" designation for the groom.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 26, 2007 at 02:56 PM
And the news team could not be perkier about the whole situation.
P.S.
WAY TO GO SIOUXIE!!! You can slap me any time 8^)
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | September 26, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2007 at 03:01 PM
at least my third ex-husband waited until the first day AFTER the honeymoon before I caught him with the next door neighbor. have to give him points for some self-control. and no, alcohol was not involved.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 03:05 PM
uh...ok ex-Addict...if you insist.
*SLAP*
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2007 at 03:07 PM
Wowser! Shades of Sonny Corleone!
(Well, Sonny wuz merely the Brother of the Bride, and not the groom, but YKWIM ...)
Posted by: O the U(manity) | September 26, 2007 at 03:09 PM
Thank You
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | September 26, 2007 at 03:12 PM
She was invited to the pants party! I love lamp.
Posted by: Brick | September 26, 2007 at 03:13 PM
Sounds like there was no Best Man at this wedding.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2007 at 03:29 PM
Maybe the bridesmaid was claiming prima nocta? Or not....
Posted by: CJrun | September 26, 2007 at 03:36 PM
Au contraire,Meanie. The groom was doing his best to show that he was, in fact, the best man.
Posted by: Davec | September 26, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Dave's Quote: We report; you decide"
You report; we deride
Posted by: ellie | September 26, 2007 at 04:02 PM
Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel.
Posted by: Brick | September 26, 2007 at 04:23 PM
Arresting officer: OK...whadda we got here? Drunk and disorderly? Check. And...
*eyes assailant's equipment; smirks*
..third....nah, make that fourth...degree sexual assault.
Posted by: Betsy | September 26, 2007 at 04:24 PM
This took place in a town called Bantam. What do you expect? The guy thought he was in rooster heaven.
Posted by: PeterM | September 26, 2007 at 04:25 PM
I applaud the guy....he figured out that excuse on the fly....
Posted by: Chaz | September 26, 2007 at 04:29 PM
The reception was held at a restaurant called La Cupola. I guess the groom figured he'd get a "couple a women."
Ba-dump-bump.
Posted by: Katie in FL | September 26, 2007 at 06:09 PM
"we're a reputation place". Did Rosa go to the same English school as George jr.?
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 26, 2007 at 06:10 PM
Police allege the groom, Oscar Carpio, 32, was found with a bridesmaid in a room he and his bride had rented.
WTF. I'm with the guys on this one. What female in her right mind would go take a nap in the bridal suite on a wedding night? Alcohol aside, you get your own frickin room.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 26, 2007 at 06:36 PM