MAKES SENSE TO US
Tom is the first one they'd come for.
(Thanks to BillyJoeJimBob)
In Other Tom Cruise News: We have this breaking development.
(Thanks to Rayne)
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Gee, thanks for nothing- at least as far as I'm concerned...
Posted by: Kathybear | September 28, 2007 at 02:58 PM
How can someone make that much money and be dumber than dirt?
Posted by: Laurie from the City Apparently | September 28, 2007 at 03:04 PM
"The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired."
what will they be looking for... steam? a flapping skirt?
Posted by: russellmc | September 28, 2007 at 03:04 PM
It was the dog, I swear!
Posted by: Sean | September 28, 2007 at 03:04 PM
but ... but ... but ...
If TC is a Scientology Theta (which one would assume), then doesn't that mean that he IS actually an alien on earth and that he would WANT the aliens to come and deliver us?
*sigh*
It's so hard to keep up
Posted by: funniegrrl | September 28, 2007 at 03:05 PM
"Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller..."
I hear nussing.....wait! Who had the sauerkraut?
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 03:09 PM
He who smelt it ...
Posted by: Siouxie | September 28, 2007 at 03:10 PM
If he ever gets wind of who did this....
Posted by: Sean | September 28, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Actually this is a positive development. We just have to convince Tom that the invasion has begun and he'll lock himself up in his bunker so we won't have to see and hear him any more.
Posted by: ArcticAl | September 28, 2007 at 03:15 PM
Someone thought he said, "a moment of slient but deadly".
oh, and LOL @ Sean...
Posted by: ellie | September 28, 2007 at 03:16 PM
He just makes it too damned easy.
:remembers when she thought Top Gun was the sexiest thing evah:
~Rayne
Posted by: raynebow | September 28, 2007 at 03:19 PM
It looks to me like Tom has disguised the "bunker" to look like a tennis court. Very clever for an idiot.
Posted by: ellie | September 28, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Cruise missle incoming!
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Downwind über alles.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2007 at 03:21 PM
I can't believe I just misspelled missile.
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 03:22 PM
"If he ever gets wind of who did this...."
Yes, good one, Sean. "The answer, my friend..."
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 03:23 PM
It's a good thing he has a Telluride estate. Tellurium really blocks those alien death rays.
Posted by: \ | September 28, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Ich bin ein looniebinner.
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 03:25 PM
This doesn't even come close to passing the Who Cares Test.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 28, 2007 at 03:26 PM
"It looks to me like Tom has disguised the 'bunker' to look like a tennis court."
What if Xenu plays tennis? Ever think of that, Tom?
(lol all o'youse).
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2007 at 03:29 PM
I didn't do it, but spent a lot of time looking for the real
killersfarters. No one makes fun of me; why do you make fun of Tom?Posted by: O.J. | September 28, 2007 at 03:32 PM
Wait a minute: I thought they dropped him off here in the first place...
Posted by: Martin | September 28, 2007 at 03:35 PM
I, for one, welcome our new psychopathic overlords.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2007 at 03:39 PM
More evidence of the influence of the Colorado Stupidity Magnet.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | September 28, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Gassassin. What a great word!
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | September 28, 2007 at 03:46 PM
*awards Stevie a Blogthread Achievement Snork (BAS)*
Posted by: CJrun | September 28, 2007 at 03:48 PM
*wonders if you can get DNA from a f-a-r-t*
Posted by: | September 28, 2007 at 03:56 PM
I think it was PJ O'rourke who once said that in Germany, f@rting is considered a compliment, and considering what they eat they'd be totally out of luck if it wasn't.
Posted by: fivver | September 28, 2007 at 04:03 PM
I suppose they'll be looking at the film to see who is smirking &/or giggling around the one individual who isn't... .
Posted by: jon | September 28, 2007 at 04:07 PM
I, for one, hope he gets to the bottom of it!
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard | September 28, 2007 at 04:08 PM
It's well documented that farting causes a ripple in the space/time continuum. Texas Instruments have developed a ripple detector, it's available at Radio Shack for $19,95. Someone should tell Tom.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | September 28, 2007 at 04:16 PM
Major snorkage
Posted by: ubetcha | September 28, 2007 at 04:25 PM
Isn't Xenu the one the Scientologists revere? Why, then, a bunker to defend himself from his Ultimate Ruler Godlike Deity? I'm confused.
Posted by: Suzy Q | September 28, 2007 at 07:06 PM
What did he do now, to upset Xenu? And is Xenu the name of his ex-pet gerbil?
Posted by: Hammie Hamster | September 28, 2007 at 07:23 PM
Why wait. Lets ship Tom to Mars today!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 28, 2007 at 07:34 PM
He is already there:
Tom's Nuts
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 28, 2007 at 07:41 PM
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
Posted by: Wes S. | September 29, 2007 at 02:25 AM
Its still a fledgling science, but if they have audio of the fart, they can do fart sound analysis. Now all they have to do is feed everyone beans and... never mind.
Posted by: philintexas | September 29, 2007 at 05:54 PM