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oh ... my ...
I've seen ear disks before but ...
... just ...
oh my.
and maybe first?
Posted by: funniegrrl | September 26, 2007 at 11:05 AM
DIBS on yankin' those outta his face!!!
hehe...
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2007 at 11:08 AM
He's a walking 50 dollar fine.
Posted by: WayneHere | September 26, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Why? Or more specifically, what chain events leads up to the brilliant idea of populating your face with hockey pucks? 99.99% of male motivation is getting a little action. Does this guy think this gonna get him action?
Posted by: random thunking | September 26, 2007 at 11:11 AM
The worst part of the whole ordeal is that beer just sort of spills out the sides.
Posted by: random thunking | September 26, 2007 at 11:14 AM
his mother must be so proud.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 26, 2007 at 11:15 AM
WTF? i'm with crossgirl, i'll bet his mother shows all of her friends his picture.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 11:18 AM
You are all assuming that he has a mother. I personally think he's got a petri dish.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 26, 2007 at 11:20 AM
1. How does he chew?
2. What's with the inverted mohawk?
3. *Gagsputterretch*
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 26, 2007 at 11:23 AM
You can't kiss that. And I shudder to think of other body parts - unshown - that may be involved.
Posted by: diane | September 26, 2007 at 11:27 AM
diane, I was doing just fine not going there on my own....
*urk*
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 26, 2007 at 11:32 AM
I'm glad I'm a lesbien.
Posted by: AmerInParis | September 26, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Actually, the terrifying part of this is he's probably NOT single. And the sweet Lord alone knows what his girlfriend's done to herself. She probably thinks he's defying convention and being true to himself.
I suppose if he thinks he's a Swiss cheese that could be true . . .
Posted by: Del | September 26, 2007 at 11:34 AM
That is literally retch inducing.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 26, 2007 at 11:34 AM
All your body modifications are belong to us.
Wait, on second thought...
Posted by: WriterDude | September 26, 2007 at 11:36 AM
and may i add: EWWWWWWWWWWWW. what a meeeskite [yiddish for U-GLY!]
Posted by: queensbee | September 26, 2007 at 11:39 AM
I'd like to give a shout-out to the randomly shaved head...
WayneHere - did you go to ORU?
Posted by: fritchbeetle aka gilliebean | September 26, 2007 at 11:45 AM
And to think, I just finished watching Mel Gibson's movie about Mayans last night . . . but none of their face piercing/skin stretchings went anywhere near that far.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | September 26, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Well, in his defense, he when smokes after popping those disks out, he can make really impressive smoke rings.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | September 26, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Ooooooooow, smoochie smoochie smackie smackie
Posted by: SippiFoxHntr | September 26, 2007 at 11:54 AM
That thing would scare Stephen King.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Strike a Pose!
Posted by: Crash | September 26, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Eeuwwww! I thought they were Oreo™ cookies.
Posted by: daisymae | September 26, 2007 at 12:00 PM
So we DO have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore, after all!
Posted by: SW | September 26, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Remember, kids - always wear your mask securely when playing goalie!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2007 at 12:16 PM
the rest of that site is kinda cool. some of it NSFW though
Posted by: Trillian | September 26, 2007 at 12:18 PM
This guy should be a poster child for abortion. Hate to be so mean, but... nah, I meant it. Pro or Anti, you gotta admit, the world doesn't really need this, except maybe to serve as a bad example or birth control.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 12:27 PM
THIS guy has definitely been to space!
Posted by: gcbcman | September 26, 2007 at 12:30 PM
When you could play a new alien race on Star Trek without any makeup being involved, stop getting things pierced.
If he does have a girlfriend, do you think that when she wants him at home for the evening she just turns on a large magnet?
Posted by: Estelle Chauvelin | September 26, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Claire needs to stop looking on Match.com..too many weirdos on there...just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2007 at 12:47 PM
Really, Siouxie? I thought Myspace cornered the market on weirdos.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2007 at 12:53 PM
I'll let ya know, Annie. I'm on both. ;-P
bring on the weirdos!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2007 at 01:04 PM
This guy's going to regret this when he's an old man.
Posted by: Schadeboy | September 26, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Sorry to disagree, Schadeboy. Someone will take him out long before he gets old. Probably be a public service sort of thing. You know, like the Beautify America program.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 01:10 PM
I remember sitting next to this guy at a bar who had tattoos all over his neck and the side of his head, piercings in his lip, nose, eyebrows, etc.
At one point, he acted all irritated and said, "Man, I feel like people are staring at me.... What's their problem?"
I thought I was gonna choke on my beer.
Posted by: Clark Kent | September 26, 2007 at 01:16 PM
Some people will go to ANY lengths to distract from male pattern baldness.
Posted by: Combover | September 26, 2007 at 01:17 PM
He may be single, but it appears he comes with lots of baggage.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2007 at 01:32 PM
SNORK at AWbh - along with the excess hardware. Bet he has a he!! of a time at the airport.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Thanks for nothin', Dave. ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | September 26, 2007 at 01:34 PM
yeah, El, I thought the same thing - um warning - don't click on this story.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Getting through airport security would be quite a challenge, although I would imagine he is more of a Trailways © ® ™ € kinda guy.
IGLOO
Posted by: igloo | September 26, 2007 at 01:38 PM
Wickedwitch, I'm wondering how we separate the smart embryos from the stupid ones, though?
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 26, 2007 at 01:42 PM
At least his shirt doesn't say "DBFP.YOTUS"
Posted by: SW | September 26, 2007 at 01:44 PM
Hello People ... What kind of mutilation goes on when a person goes through a series of sex change operations ?? With Hillary's universal healthcare plan, you will soon be paying for sex change operations with tax dollars for the gay community as a right guaranteed by the Constitution...really.
Just keep looking at the pictures and he will seem almost normal in a short while. Yes, one needs to be tolerant here ... 'cause somebody will feel the urge to come along and become even more weird to steal away the attention.
It is only starting to get strange and the policy of tolerance is taking us there.
Posted by: gangus neokahn | September 26, 2007 at 01:50 PM
WenchLizzy - with all the billions we spend on the current war, we should be able to squeeze a few billion out to perfect the genetic testing process. of course, this will never happen in my life time because it makes too much sense.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 01:54 PM
You know, sometimes I want a lot of attention, too. I find that a Wonderbra does the trick.
Posted by: MareBear | September 26, 2007 at 01:57 PM
*snork* @ MareBear! Are you saying this guy could use a 'lift'? I was thinking maybe a "I 'heart' Scooby Doo" t-shirt...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2007 at 01:59 PM
so, dave....hypothetical question. sophie is 16 and has a soft heart for pathetic creatures. would you prefer she bring home and nurse an injured squirrel, or bring home and attempt to rehab this fine young man?
Posted by: crossgirl | September 26, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Finally, someone who makes this guy look good.
Posted by: Glix | September 26, 2007 at 02:03 PM
Thanks Glix ... I'd completely forgotten that freak.
Posted by: gangus neokahn | September 26, 2007 at 02:10 PM
OK cg, let's look into your proposal. Sophie rehabs the squirrel, the squirrel takes over the over world and dooms mankind to perpetual power outages. Sophie rehabs the guy, the guy gets a job at Walmart and spends the rest of his life restocking the toilet paper aisle. If Sophie marries the squirrel, she will be queen of mankind. If Sophie marries the guy, she will live in a trailer. Squirrel wins, hands-down.
Posted by: pretending to be Dave | September 26, 2007 at 02:10 PM
um... Maybe there should be a new warning:
"Do not click this link if you are eating your lunch at your desk and have just taken a bite of your sandwich."
And my parents freaked out over a nose ring!
Posted by: Lori | September 26, 2007 at 02:11 PM
I'd like to watch him eat without those frisbees in his cheeks...maybe not...
Posted by: snif | September 26, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Lori, they get over it eventually. My mother swore that my tats and body jewelry would be the end of her, but she's still around telling me (49 years old now)what i should be doing with my life and who i should be doing it with. That's just the Mom thing. Thank the goddess she's still around to bug me.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2007 at 02:19 PM
ww - I don't know if they ever get over it, or if we just tune them out. My mom still squawks about me getting my ears pierced. Not nose, not nip....EARS. And that was over
3020 years ago.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2007 at 02:24 PM
What's with the hockey pucks ??
Is this guy working up to sewer covers ??
Why doesn't he put in a blow hole like the whales have ??
Posted by: gangus neokahn | September 26, 2007 at 02:39 PM
Sorry...when I try to visualize him with the pucks removed, my first thought is "planter". (English ivy would work well...)
Posted by: Betsy | September 26, 2007 at 04:39 PM
Betsy, I have a visual of two "handles" like a purse?? where you grab him by the cheeks and pull his face???
I bet THAT would hurt a bit.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2007 at 04:55 PM
He kind of looks like a basset hound gone bad. And seriously revolting, I might add. (rhyme unintentional, but there all the same.)
Posted by: marfie | September 26, 2007 at 09:00 PM
All I can think is what does he look like with all that stuff removed?
Posted by: Laura Vona | September 26, 2007 at 09:44 PM
That's one guy that'll never be able to blow up a balloon.
*slides a case of gumballs to gangus*
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2007 at 11:40 PM
It must be easy to clean his teeth.
Posted by: Jim | September 27, 2007 at 08:19 AM
*SNORK* (and yuuucccch!) at everybody.
and Siouxie? I bet if you pull on the handles the top of his head opens up to reveal a very large empty space
Posted by: Betsy | September 27, 2007 at 08:23 AM
Wow! Just...wow. I don't understand deliberately uglifying yourself. He no longer looks human---maybe that was the point.
Posted by: Amanda in Hawaii | September 28, 2007 at 05:09 AM
I wonder if he has enough! Maybe one more!GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!
Posted by: donam | November 14, 2007 at 01:39 PM