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September 20, 2007


(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)


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I wonder what the punishment is in Dubai for having "toys."

wanna play hide the sausage? uh, no.

Is that a dildo in your sausage or are you just happy to see me???

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim."
Mighty detailed description there Officer Spokesperson. NTTAWWT

Couldn't he think of another place for at least one of them? Maybe he had purchased three of them?

Twelve is my limit on Schwartenmagen, baby.

Maybe they're chew toys for his pet lizard.

Ummm, my question is, if they would both fit into a sealed one-quart bag, would they be worth having?


Would you like Dubai some o' my butcher shop's bologne?

snork at Sheriff Bart.

In a good French charcuterie, they come this way.

Reminds me of some graffiti I read in a gas station mens room scrawled on the condom machine:
"Don't buy this gum! It tastes like rubber!"

maybe he thought that the folks in dubai wouldn't search his (pork!) sausage...

He'd have gotten away with it if the low battery warning buzzer hadn't gone off.

I hear the Dubai Deli serves a good Salaami on rye.


Hiding a sausage within a sausage. Redundant?

OK, we have a toy lizard extracted from a real lizard, and a toy sausage extracted from a real sausage. What's next?

I can't believe I ate the whole skink.

He would have got away with it if he had put them in weinerschnitzel. Duh.

DifDave, Yeah, but you can blow great bubbles! Cough syrup ad in Canuckistan "tastes terrible but it works!"

ellie - you can say that again. Or let the bot do it for you.

I just wish I could think of a good Schwartenmagen/uranus joke...


My apologies to Oscar Mayer

Oh I wish I was a Schwartenmagen weiner
That is what I truly like to be eee eee
And if I hid some dildos in that weiner
My girlfriend in Dubai will think of me

If he carried them home in these bags, would his nickname be Dildo Baggins?

Good one, sxi! Lol.

thanks, Stevie ;-)

Schwarzenmadildo, schwarzenmadildo
You'll come, a-schwartzenmadildo with me
And he sang as he sat as he waited in the butcher shop
You'll come, a schwartzenmadildo with me.

I don't get it. Why was there a problem?

*zips out to read article again*

I can't help but wonder what the TSA would think if they found that during baggage inspection. I almost left my thumb drive in the bin at Oakland Int'l yesterday, and when I went back to retrieve it, two of the security people were staring at it with befuddled looks on their faces. They immediately handed it to me when I asked for it. Boy, I feel secure!

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