AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SAY HE HAS A WIDE STANCE
Bill Murray uses the golfer defense.
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
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DAVE!!! Easy on the caffeine!!!
Posted by: SW | September 05, 2007 at 09:26 AM
I explained to them that I was a golfer
Is that what's meant by *diminished capacity*?
Posted by: daisymae | September 05, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Can the emu use that defense also?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 05, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Dave, had some Cuban coffee this morning??
sheesh...
*going back to catch up now*
Posted by: Siouxie | September 05, 2007 at 09:31 AM
Oh man..there's more???
Posted by: Siouxie | September 05, 2007 at 09:48 AM
I've tried the "But I was the least drunk person in the car so I HAD to drive" defense. Didn't work so good. But it was TRUE, dangit!
Posted by: padraig | September 05, 2007 at 10:10 AM
It never does, pad. I used to get lots of clients who told that to the cops, right before they went to jail.
Posted by: Eleanor | September 05, 2007 at 01:23 PM