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September 05, 2007

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SAY HE HAS A WIDE STANCE

Bill Murray uses the golfer defense.

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

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DAVE!!! Easy on the caffeine!!!

I explained to them that I was a golfer

Is that what's meant by *diminished capacity*?

Can the emu use that defense also?

Dave, had some Cuban coffee this morning??

sheesh...

*going back to catch up now*

Oh man..there's more???

I've tried the "But I was the least drunk person in the car so I HAD to drive" defense. Didn't work so good. But it was TRUE, dangit!

It never does, pad. I used to get lots of clients who told that to the cops, right before they went to jail.

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