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Dave The Vampire Squid From Hell is only a foot long. I don't quite think it lives up to it's name.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 31, 2007 at 01:30 PM
WTF?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 01:30 PM
*SNORK* @ this comment:
Yes, yes that is a sphincter.
Way to start my Friday.
Posted by: kmiers | August 31, 2007 7:21 AM
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 01:31 PM
(ahem)
Edgar
It's a Vampire squid and it has sphincter eyelids.
Sounds pretty hellish to me!
Posted by: KCSteve | August 31, 2007 at 01:34 PM
From the sound of it, I'm kind of glad that the site was blocked for me by work...
Posted by: ArcticAl | August 31, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Heard on the Cephalopod's road trip:
"Mommy, Timmy keeps touching me with his tentacles!"
"Timmy!"
"But, Mom! Susie keeps closing her optical spinchter at me!"
"Don't make me pull this car over!"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 31, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Ah come on, KCSteve. Just look at the thing. See perfectly harmless.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 31, 2007 at 01:39 PM
Oops, I seem to have a loose "h" in my sphincter. I apologize.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 31, 2007 at 01:39 PM
*winks & WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 01:40 PM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 31, 2007 at 01:43 PM
Hammie, there's a cream for that.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 01:43 PM
Squi
dnt!Posted by: CJrun | August 31, 2007 at 01:45 PM
and i add my WTF? and an ewwwww.
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2007 at 01:54 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
*glares @ siouxie*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2007 at 02:09 PM
i like edgar's link better. it looks like a pokemon.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 31, 2007 at 03:04 PM
Pharyngula rocks! Hooray for the godless!
Posted by: happy pharyngula fan | August 31, 2007 at 03:05 PM
Of course, The Optical Sphincters would be...well, ya'all know the rest.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 31, 2007 at 03:29 PM
Sphincter Eye WALSOBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Bethie | August 31, 2007 at 03:53 PM
my vote is for:
"The Vampire Sphincter Squids" as agnfa punk band!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:57 PM
Sweet thing!!!
Posted by: ken | September 01, 2007 at 02:16 PM