YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT AGAINST CATS
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August 31, 2007
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well that explains why every whale that i put in the litter box dies.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 31, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Well, the whales started it . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 31, 2007 at 10:37 AM
What kind of person would put cat faces in the toilet anyway?? Cats are sweet...oh. Faeces. Never mind.
Posted by: baligurl | August 31, 2007 at 10:38 AM
... well, so much for the Navy Sonar scare.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 31, 2007 at 10:40 AM
Since when do toilets get flushed directly into the ocean? How many condoms or tampons and goldfish and illegal drugs were found in the whales? And people poop ? I'm sure that's great for the whales.
Posted by: Sean | August 31, 2007 at 10:44 AM
LOL
Emily LitellabaligurlPosted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 10:44 AM
Heya bali! Hope things are good. :) Nice seeing you.
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 31, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Supposedly this is killing otters in California too. Something to do with a bug in cat poop that isn't filtered out by our sewage systems. Sorry I don't have any humor for this one. If it was anything but them cute li'l frisky otters...
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2007 at 11:14 AM
As Bucky the Cat might say, it's good that they're killing off whales. Need to keep them in their place. Otherwise, next thing you know the whales are demanding that we do their laundry or something.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | August 31, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Well, we obviously have no choice but to kill every cat immediately.
Posted by: Bethie | August 31, 2007 at 12:13 PM
The bug is passed from mammal to mammal through the food chain? Then I think they're overlooking another possibility, that whales and porpoises and even otters are sneaking in to our homes and devouring cats. This problem is woefully under reported. I mean.. I know whales just eat cats, but they're huge. They could eat humans... so no one says anything. Who wants a whale mad at them?
Someone should look into this. It could be a threat to all of humanity.
Posted by: Will | August 31, 2007 at 04:25 PM
The bug is passed from mammal to mammal through the food chain? Then I think they're overlooking another possibility, that whales and porpoises and even otters are sneaking in to our homes and devouring cats. This problem is woefully under reported. I mean.. I know whales just eat cats, but they're huge. They could eat humans... so no one says anything. Who wants a whale mad at them?
Someone should look into this. It could be a threat to all of humanity.
Posted by: Will | August 31, 2007 at 04:25 PM
In California, you can't buy flushable kitty litter any more. It's illegal.
Flush a cat turd, go to jail?
Posted by: DavCat | August 31, 2007 at 06:16 PM
I think the problem's more direct than they think.
Posted by: Glix | August 31, 2007 at 06:32 PM