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I need a man w/ 80 lbs of thrust....
What? So I'm a little randy today...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 30, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Would not want to hit the dirt doing that.
Posted by: Bethie | August 30, 2007 at 10:03 AM
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST one to think that... hehehe...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 30, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Yep that was definitely a
guybrave person on that thing.Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | August 30, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Key quote:
... which encourages bored Brits to make their everyday life more exciting.
Yea, 112 mph with your butt a few inches from the ground just might do that.
*waits until the commuter version comes out*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 30, 2007 at 10:07 AM
sweep
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 30, 2007 at 10:08 AM
WOW! sweep sweep
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 30, 2007 at 10:08 AM
DANG!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 30, 2007 at 10:09 AM
I hock a pretty high power loogie now and then.
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Punkin, he may have 80 lbs of thrust, but he runs out of fuel in just a couple of minutes.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | August 30, 2007 at 10:12 AM
Dang!
The video cuts out at 'Three!' just as it looks like he's about to put his feet down and turbo face plant.
Ah well, I've always got my imagination.
Posted by: KCSteve | August 30, 2007 at 10:18 AM
I so totally want one for my birthday.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2007 at 10:23 AM
That is kind of cool.
Posted by: Bumble, who is not a guy | August 30, 2007 at 10:32 AM
KC, that's what I thought would happen next too.
**KERSPLAT**
Does ACME make this?? Wile E. Coyote needs one of these.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2007 at 10:36 AM
112 mph strapped to a board with a coupla wheels.
Man, even I ain't that crazy.
Ok, ok...maybe I am, but I still ain't doin' that.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2007 at 10:44 AM
blurk, you'll wind up like that pic ---cowboy boots up in the air! lol
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Sioux, that was a dirtbike crash...and I survived.
So, naturally, I had to do it again.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Is everyone thinking what I'm thinking? Jet-powered Segway! Yeah, baby!
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 30, 2007 at 11:30 AM
8o pounds of thrust???
*does the math...faints*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 30, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Is the L in his first name silent? If so, that would mean he's just joeking.
Posted by: | August 30, 2007 at 01:15 PM