WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS?
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of your little sister.
(Thanks to Wes VonPapineau)
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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of your little sister.
(Thanks to Wes VonPapineau)
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For a moment, I thought you were speaking of a West Virginia family reunion.
Posted by: Phil | August 28, 2007 at 02:53 PM
*ribbit*
*ribbit*
cheese it, the cops!
*zip*
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 28, 2007 at 02:54 PM
There's a candidate for Father of the Year!
What is wrong with people? (rhetorical)
Posted by: Eleanor | August 28, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Ooh, what a surprise - Florida.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2007 at 02:59 PM
that boy should be locked up for life and the frog executed. poor little girl.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 28, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Do you get a longer sentence if you commit a crime using an amphibian in Florida?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 28, 2007 at 03:03 PM
um...I would totally be horrified by this if not for the fact that I used to scare MY (older) sister with:
1- lit match
2- roach (she's petrified of them)
@- grasshopper (that I'd drag around with a string tied around its neck)
I was not a well child. Therapy helped. Really.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 28, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Phil: You beat me to it.
Q: What do people in West Virginia do at Halloween?
A: Pump kin
Posted by: Scott | August 28, 2007 at 03:08 PM
The National Frog Association isn't going to be happy.
"You can get my frog from me when you pry it from my cold dead fingers."
Good thing this kid didn't use a semi-automatic frog.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | August 28, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Definitely PETA's gonna be after this kid for frog abuse.
The meanest thing I ever did to my big sister was to laugh when she stapled herself in the hand with a construction stapler. She got it in dead flush, too. She got madder when I asked to see if the staple points were sticking out the other side.
Sounds bad, but compared to the 16+ years of physical and psychological torture she inflicted on me before leaving the house, I remember this as a shining moment.
Posted by: padraig | August 28, 2007 at 03:28 PM
I'm rather surprised that the father did not end up in jail for calling the cops.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | August 28, 2007 at 03:29 PM
I'm with Sio. When I was young lass, I've done a thing or two to my younger brother.
1. Forced by mom to take him outside to play with me and my friends, we hung him.
2. Made him eat a slug.
@. Pretended we were brain eating zombies.
True story. A few years ago I found a chocolate slug (on a stick no less!) at a chocolate store. I had it Fed X'd to him :)
Its hard to believe, but we've never been particularly close.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | August 28, 2007 at 03:33 PM
"Pweeeeeeeeeeet. 15 yard penalty for taunting!"
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | August 28, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Scare 'em straight. There will be no more frog terrorism from that little brat!
Posted by: Laurie | August 28, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Well I'm happy I wasn't the only one. Phil and Scott, I had the exact same thought.
Posted by: KOW | August 28, 2007 at 04:27 PM
Clearly I was remiss in not suing my older sister when she chased me around the house with a leaf and I ended up banging my head against the headboard of my mom's bed and HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOR STITCHES! Thankfully, the scar has since settled comfortably into a wrinkle so it's not as visible. But, I'm still scarred emotionally. *sob*
Is there a lawyer in the house?
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 28, 2007 at 04:32 PM
snork @ suzy. Not that there is anything funny about being chased with a leaf.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | August 28, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Honest officer... we were just frogging around...
Posted by: Solid Citizen | August 28, 2007 at 08:43 PM
Serious note: sounds like some kind of weird child abuse thing to me. /end serious.
As for the frog, I gotta go with cg on this one. Lock up the kid. Kill the frog.
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 29, 2007 at 12:31 AM
And whilst the cops were attending to this breach of the law, 2 liquor stores and 1 gas station were ripped off.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 29, 2007 at 02:41 AM
Was the frog one of these?
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | August 29, 2007 at 09:19 AM
Once, one of my sisters came into the house with an armful of leaves. When my mom noticed, she asked my sister what she was doing, and she answered that she'd gathered a bunch of poison ivy to put in my brother's bed. I don't know what my sister was thinking, answering honestly, but anyway, my mom yelled at her to put them back, which she did. My sister then ended up with a nearly whole-body case of poison ivy.
Posted by: Glix | August 29, 2007 at 10:12 AM