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August 30, 2007
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First to note "Spoiled Weiners" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Mitch | August 30, 2007 at 02:41 PM
damn! that's one heck of a blow
job!!Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2007 at 02:41 PM
I like how blown and weiner were used together in the headline.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 30, 2007 at 02:42 PM
Hot dog!
Posted by: Annie Who is now really jonesing from being completely out of chocolate for at least the past 29 1/2 | August 30, 2007 at 02:49 PM
And then there were three:
Florida -- home of the Weirdness Magnet
Colorado -- home of the Idiot Magnet
Missouri -- home of the Weiner Magnet
Okay, all you other states, you're slacking off.
Posted by: WriterDude | August 30, 2007 at 02:56 PM
We had a large freezer facility here whose function was long-term storage of surplus butter and Oscar Mayer weiners. A few years ago it caught fire and the combination of those two fuel items kept burning literally for days. There was a greasy mushroom cloud rising continuously from the site. ISIANMTU.
Posted by: padraig | August 30, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Wiener plant? Who knew??
I thought they were an animal product.
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Weiner plant, eh?? how do you fertilize that?
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie, wondering if she can plant one of those in her garden and no, I didn't say | August 30, 2007 at 03:10 PM
geez
Posted by: bush...geez...you pervs!! | August 30, 2007 at 03:11 PM
"When life gives you spoiling wieners...make nuggets!"
--Richard "Dick" Johnson
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 04:18 PM
I didn't know wieners would spoil.
Posted by: gotlucky | August 30, 2007 at 04:35 PM
Use it or lose it.
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 04:40 PM
so would spoiled weiners be all, you know soft, and stuff? just askin.
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2007 at 09:36 AM