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August 29, 2007


They're dissing the Stones.

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)


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Give me a choice and I want Keith half in the bag when he's onstage.

I can't GET NO....Scandinavian.

All due respect but are we really supposed to believe that Keith even remembers the performance?

"Earlier this month, Richards toppled over on stage at another show in Helsinki."

But luckily Richards was using his rubber place-mat, so he didn't knock over any beer pong cups on the way down.

He also complained that the print in the newspaper was too small.

Hey...you...get outta my sauna.

Oh come on. You can't honestly expect me to believe Keith Richards managed an entire declarative sentence, much less more indignation. The Rolling Stones have been replaced with pods.

They actually read the reviews? What the heck kinda musicians are they? EVERYBODY knows you don't read the reviews. That's why you have PR folks.

Sticky Ingerstevens

I think their fans knew what they were in for.

What the hell was HE smokin' now?? Dad??

He should have just passed the Stones to some other writer..

So Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a Playboy mansion party and Dennis starts putting the moves on one of Hef's favorite squeezes.. Well Hugh puts up with it for a while, but as Dennis gets closer to this girl, and the girl really digs Dennis, Hugh gets pissed and punches Dennis right in the mouth.. Well, punches fly and soon the cops are called and when they show up, Hugh has Dennis pinned down on the ground.. The cops walk in and shout, " Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"..

Richards, drunk? Please, next think you know they'll be saying that the sky is blue or some such nonsense. Can't trust these people.

Of course Keith was offended that they said he was drunk. He was stoned out of his skull on grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers. But he was NOT drunk.

Boycott all things Swedish. Wait, what exactly would those be?

"Never before have I risen to the bait of a bad review," the veteran...

... so why's he starting now? He's never been accused of appearing drunk (or otherwise) on stage?

... yea ... right ...

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

Cheesewiz, mebbie those little red fish??

Methinks Keith fell out of one too many coconut trees.

I really haven't followed the Stones much since the late 80's and their Steel Wheelchairs tour...

I saw the Stones tour here in the US twice this year.
I'd rather see Keith perform drunk over Britney singing sober any day.


Britney sings sober? Recently?


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