TIME TO NUKE SWEDEN?
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August 29, 2007
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Give me a choice and I want Keith half in the bag when he's onstage.
Posted by: philintexas | August 29, 2007 at 06:19 PM
I can't GET NO....Scandinavian.
Posted by: SW | August 29, 2007 at 06:36 PM
All due respect but are we really supposed to believe that Keith even remembers the performance?
Posted by: Lairbo | August 29, 2007 at 06:48 PM
"Earlier this month, Richards toppled over on stage at another show in Helsinki."
But luckily Richards was using his rubber place-mat, so he didn't knock over any beer pong cups on the way down.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 29, 2007 at 06:51 PM
He also complained that the print in the newspaper was too small.
Hey...you...get outta my sauna.
Posted by: SW | August 29, 2007 at 06:55 PM
Oh come on. You can't honestly expect me to believe Keith Richards managed an entire declarative sentence, much less more indignation. The Rolling Stones have been replaced with pods.
Posted by: The Loquacious Curmudgeon | August 29, 2007 at 06:55 PM
They actually read the reviews? What the heck kinda musicians are they? EVERYBODY knows you don't read the reviews. That's why you have PR folks.
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 29, 2007 at 06:57 PM
Sticky Ingerstevens
Posted by: SW | August 29, 2007 at 07:03 PM
I think their fans knew what they were in for.
Posted by: Bethie | August 29, 2007 at 08:12 PM
What the hell was HE smokin' now?? Dad??
Posted by: Siouxie | August 29, 2007 at 08:29 PM
He should have just passed the Stones to some other writer..
Posted by: Sean | August 29, 2007 at 09:13 PM
So Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a Playboy mansion party and Dennis starts putting the moves on one of Hef's favorite squeezes.. Well Hugh puts up with it for a while, but as Dennis gets closer to this girl, and the girl really digs Dennis, Hugh gets pissed and punches Dennis right in the mouth.. Well, punches fly and soon the cops are called and when they show up, Hugh has Dennis pinned down on the ground.. The cops walk in and shout, " Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"..
Posted by: Sean | August 29, 2007 at 09:19 PM
Richards, drunk? Please, next think you know they'll be saying that the sky is blue or some such nonsense. Can't trust these people.
Posted by: KOW | August 29, 2007 at 09:46 PM
Of course Keith was offended that they said he was drunk. He was stoned out of his skull on grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers. But he was NOT drunk.
Posted by: Stev0 | August 30, 2007 at 01:02 AM
Boycott all things Swedish. Wait, what exactly would those be?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 30, 2007 at 08:56 AM
"Never before have I risen to the bait of a bad review," the veteran...
... so why's he starting now? He's never been accused of appearing drunk (or otherwise) on stage?
... yea ... right ...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 30, 2007 at 09:25 AM
We can't stop here! This is bat country!
Posted by: Dr Gonzo | August 30, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Cheesewiz, mebbie those little red fish??
Methinks Keith fell out of one too many coconut trees.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 30, 2007 at 11:53 AM
I really haven't followed the Stones much since the late 80's and their Steel Wheelchairs tour...
Posted by: tonymus | August 30, 2007 at 01:28 PM
I saw the Stones tour here in the US twice this year.
I'd rather see Keith perform drunk over Britney singing sober any day.
Posted by: AlanBoss | August 31, 2007 at 12:27 AM
AlanBoss,
Britney sings sober? Recently?
brian
Posted by: brian | August 31, 2007 at 05:02 PM