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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Dick and the Nugget Makers!!!
Posted by: Matt Morrison | August 30, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Now chicken nuggets and mayo do go together, so I'm told, but add the contents of a cow's stomach and the yech factor increases exponentially.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 30, 2007 at 09:54 AM
"Eat more chikkin"
Posted by: A Cow | August 30, 2007 at 09:57 AM
He was a U.S. Navy veteran of World War II, serving on the USS Mayo and USS Tate as a fire controlman 1st class.
Cue Twilight Zone theme.
Posted by: fivver | August 30, 2007 at 09:57 AM
I thought those tasted like Dick's nuggets!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 30, 2007 at 09:58 AM
I can only imagine what he's now doing in the afterlunch.
Posted by: Bethie | August 30, 2007 at 10:06 AM
Another Sandusky Legend gone to the Great-nuggetmaker-in-the-sky.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 30, 2007 at 10:12 AM
He's under the big Golden Arches in the sky.
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 10:12 AM
...where he'll lie happymeal ever after.
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 10:20 AM
"Without him, we would not have nuggets."
nuggets are people!
Posted by: trillian | August 30, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Are they going to be renamed Chicken DickNuggets?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 30, 2007 at 10:54 AM
so I know this guy named Harry Woodcock. He's a college professor and gets a few giggles at the beginning of every new semester.
Note: Scroll 3/4 down the link for proof.
Posted by: orcel | August 30, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Ashes to ashes,
Parts is parts.
Posted by: CJrun | August 30, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Without this man, my daughter might not have a job (she works at McDonald's).
Posted by: Noob | August 30, 2007 at 12:03 PM
One of my Chem. professors was named Richard Johnson, usually called Dick (not by students).
Posted by: Glix | August 30, 2007 at 12:05 PM
"Viewing will take place in six-piece, 12-piece, and convenient 24-piece family-sized 'Weekender' packs with your choice of two sides and a 32-ounce jumbo beverage!"
Sorry...I'm sure he was a wonderful man.
Requiescat in Pace.
Posted by: Fred Baumann | August 30, 2007 at 02:18 PM
***Snork @ Fred!!!***
I'll take the 24-pack. And make that a Pepsi™.
(Hee hee! Fred said "scat!")
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 30, 2007 at 07:10 PM
Actually, he just invented a machine to make nuggets. The nuggets themselves were invented by Robert C. Baker.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Baker
Posted by: Dan Coulter | September 03, 2007 at 12:43 AM