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August 24, 2007
HUMANITY: DOOMED?
We report; you decide.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
GUYS
Continuing To Do What Needs To Be Done
Key Quote (from Google translation): With a hot sticking pistol the artist has the 1.30 meters spreads Tetrapak courses welded together, four week the seams will hold, estimates he, then the boat dissolves.
(Via Gizmodo)
("The Hot Sticking Pistols" would be a good name for a rock band, if it isn't already)
FIRST MICHAEL VICK
And now... this.
THIS IS PROBABLY OLD
But this old blog was amused.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
WHY COLLEGE IS IMPORTANT
ATTENTION, CITY OFFICIALS OF TRAIL, CANADA:
Consider the Ohio solution.
August 23, 2007
CREEPING FASCISM IN ENGLAND
Now they want to take away the most fundamental human right of all.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
THIS SUGGESTS THAT EITHER CHIP OR DALE IS PACKING HEAT
(Thanks to Laura Wenham)
CREEPING FASCISM IN SALEM
Now they want to take away our fundamental human right to intimidate people with raccoon entrails.
(Thanks to Nookee)
GIVE IT UP...
...for Chumbee the Sex-Mad Scottish Koala Bear.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
SHOCKING
Keith Richards, role model, was seen smoking a cigarette.
(Thanks to Rob White)
JAPAN
WE HATE TO BREAK THE NEWS
Skippi, the runaway German kangaroo, is gone.
Key Quote: "I don't think it was a deliberate suicide."
(Thanks to Siouxie)
WOMEN:
THE DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN JUGGERNAUT
It's rolling in Arizona.
IF WE'D HAD THIS THING BACK WHEN WE WERE A BOY SCOUT, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUS TROUBLE
(Thanks to Doc Ric)
AMERICAN IDOL MIAMI AUDITIONS
Update: This was posted in the Herald comments section:
Simon is a really nice guy when you get to know him.
Posted by: A Live Badger
August 22, 2007
WE ARE NOT ASKING THIS WOMAN
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY A NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
(Also thanks to Claire Martin)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using sausage.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
DESPITE INTENSE PRESSURE
This blog will continue to resist the temptation to make fun of anybody's name.
(Thanks to Tom, who should be ashamed of himself for even suggesting it, Howett)
TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT?
This exercise video will help you drop a few pounds.
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
BILL MURRAY
A man who stands up for his fundamental American rights.
(Thanks to Rob White)
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER UPDATE
Turns out the Dog is still not in the clear.
(Thanks to Schadeboy)
DES MOINES
(Thanks to DavCat14)
THIS BLOG WILL NOT BE SURPRISED
...if it turns out that all of these bus drivers are guys.
(Also thanks to Annette Gaudreau)
FUN DUDE
(Thanks to Rob White)
YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US
(Thanks to Annette Gaudreau)
A THREAT TO THE PLANET, AND A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
(Thanks to Esther Maclin)
SPEAKING OF HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE LOGOS
What do we think of this?
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
YOU KNOW WHAT TICKS THIS BLOG OFF?
Guys like this, who make the rest of us look bad.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
SCHOOL-BUS DRIVER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Needless to say, she already has a Florida driver's license.
(Thanks to Jim Gilboy)
RUSSIAN WOMEN
SOME DAY, DAISY WILL ENCOUNTER A MIRROR
And then things could get ugly.
(Thanks to Heather)
August 21, 2007
READER SURVEY
Mr. Ted Habte-Gabr claims that this corporate logo is obscene. This blog does not see it. Of course, this blog is pure as the driven snow, while Ted is a known sex pervert. What do you think?
DON'T YOU JUST HATE THAT?
You spend months planning an event, and then, on the big day, when it is least convenient, the Loch Ness Monster appears.
(Thanks to Rob White)
WHOOPS
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
CINCINNATI
Number One, baby. And proud of it.
(Thanks to Gregory Snow)
GUYS
THIS IS JUST WRONG
(Thanks to Heather, who apparently thinks this is funny, which it is not)
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE CONCEPT IS ADAPTED TO BUTTOCKS
Operate your iPod by clenching your teeth.
(Thanks to Jim Gilboy)
COMING SOON
Invasion of the Monster Jellyfish
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE IN MISHAWKA
Key Excerpt (from second item):
The Niles man became angry and told police he tried striking his co-worker with a coffee mug. But the co-worker stopped the truck abruptly, causing the Niles man to hit his head on the windshield.
This apparently angered the Niles man, so he began striking himself with the mug and then blamed his injuries on his co-worker when police arrived.
(Thanks to Michael Stype)
WHY WE NEED GUYS
Guys are innovators.
(Via Gizmodo)
AND IT STILL TASTES GREAT!
(Thanks to Siouxie)
HOLY GOD EGGPLANT EBAY UPDATE
Incredibly, there are still no bidders.
MAN FINDS ELVIS'S STOLEN GUN
But we're not sure we'd want it back, considering where he found it.
DO DRUGS MAKE YOU STUPID?
We report; you decide.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)