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August 24, 2007

OF ALL THE MYSTERIES IN THE UNIVERSE, THE MOST MYSTERIOUS OF ALL...

...is Windows Vista.

Dave,
I swear this personally happened to me, that it's an actual message from my actual computer.
Windows Vista did not expect, apparently, that a program could actually be successfully installed. (see attached)
'Brainy Jello'

Errorsucess


HUMANITY: DOOMED?

We report; you decide.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

GUYS

Continuing To Do What Needs To Be Done

Key Quote (from Google translation): With a hot sticking pistol the artist has the 1.30 meters spreads Tetrapak courses welded together, four week the seams will hold, estimates he, then the boat dissolves.

(Via Gizmodo)

("The Hot Sticking Pistols" would be a good name for a rock band, if it isn't already)

FIRST MICHAEL VICK

And now... this.

THIS IS PROBABLY OLD

But this old blog was amused.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

WHY COLLEGE IS IMPORTANT

It prepares you for the real world.

ATTENTION, CITY OFFICIALS OF TRAIL, CANADA:

Consider the Ohio solution.

August 23, 2007

CREEPING FASCISM IN ENGLAND

Now they want to take away the most fundamental human right of all.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

THIS SUGGESTS THAT EITHER CHIP OR DALE IS PACKING HEAT

(Thanks to Laura Wenham)

CREEPING FASCISM IN SALEM

Now they want to take away our fundamental human right to intimidate people with raccoon entrails.

(Thanks to Nookee)

GIVE IT UP...

...for Chumbee the Sex-Mad Scottish Koala Bear.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

SHOCKING

Keith Richards, role model, was seen smoking a cigarette.

(Thanks to Rob White)

JAPAN

Where Guys Are Guys

(Yes, this is old. But still.)

(Thanks to B Coats)

WE HATE TO BREAK THE NEWS

Skippi, the runaway German kangaroo, is gone.

Key Quote: "I don't think it was a deliberate suicide."

(Thanks to Siouxie)

WOMEN:

A new day is dawning.

Update: Another toilet breakthrough here. (Via Gizmodo)

THE DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN JUGGERNAUT

It's rolling in Arizona.

IF WE'D HAD THIS THING BACK WHEN WE WERE A BOY SCOUT, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUS TROUBLE

The Flashlight of Doom

(Thanks to Doc Ric)

AMERICAN IDOL MIAMI AUDITIONS

This blog was there.

Update: This was posted in the Herald comments section:

Simon is a really nice guy when you get to know him.

Posted by: A Live Badger

August 22, 2007

WE ARE NOT ASKING THIS WOMAN

...if she can cook.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY A NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Slug Plague

(Also thanks to Claire Martin)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using sausage.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

DESPITE INTENSE PRESSURE

This blog will continue to resist the temptation to make fun of anybody's name.

(Thanks to Tom, who should be ashamed of himself for even suggesting it, Howett)

TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT?

This exercise video will help you drop a few pounds.

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

BILL MURRAY

A man who stands up for his fundamental American rights.

(Thanks to Rob White)

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER UPDATE

Turns out the Dog is still not in the clear.

(Thanks to Schadeboy)

DES MOINES

Not As Dull As You Think

(Thanks to DavCat14)

THIS BLOG WILL NOT BE SURPRISED

...if it turns out that all of these bus drivers are guys.

(Also thanks to Annette Gaudreau)

FUN DUDE

(Thanks to Rob White)

YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US

(Thanks to Annette Gaudreau)

A THREAT TO THE PLANET, AND A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Belching Moose

(Thanks to Esther Maclin)

SPEAKING OF HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE LOGOS

What do we think of this?

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

YOU KNOW WHAT TICKS THIS BLOG OFF?

Guys like this, who make the rest of us look bad.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

SCHOOL-BUS DRIVER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Needless to say, she already has a Florida driver's license.

(Thanks to Jim Gilboy)

RUSSIAN WOMEN

Do NOT mess with them.

SOME DAY, DAISY WILL ENCOUNTER A MIRROR

And then things could get ugly.

(Thanks to Heather)

August 21, 2007

READER SURVEY

Mr. Ted Habte-Gabr claims that this corporate logo is obscene. This blog does not see it. Of course, this blog is pure as the driven snow, while Ted is a known sex pervert. What do you think?

DON'T YOU JUST HATE THAT?

You spend months planning an event, and then, on the big day, when it is least convenient, the Loch Ness Monster appears.

(Thanks to Rob White)

WHOOPS

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

CINCINNATI

Number One, baby. And proud of it.

(Thanks to Gregory Snow)

GUYS

They are clinically insane enjoy a challenge.

Video here.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

THIS IS JUST WRONG

(Thanks to Heather, who apparently thinks this is funny, which it is not)

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE CONCEPT IS ADAPTED TO BUTTOCKS

Operate your iPod by clenching your teeth.

(Thanks to Jim Gilboy)

COMING SOON

Invasion of the Monster Jellyfish

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE IN MISHAWKA

Can turkeys fly?

Key Excerpt (from second item):

The Niles man became angry and told police he tried striking his co-worker with a coffee mug. But the co-worker stopped the truck abruptly, causing the Niles man to hit his head on the windshield.

This apparently angered the Niles man, so he began striking himself with the mug and then blamed his injuries on his co-worker when police arrived.

(Thanks to Michael Stype)

WHY WE NEED GUYS

Guys are innovators.

(Via Gizmodo)

AND IT STILL TASTES GREAT!

(Thanks to Siouxie)

'WATER COOLER' STORY OF THE DAY SO FAR

HOLY GOD EGGPLANT EBAY UPDATE

Incredibly, there are still no bidders.

MAN FINDS ELVIS'S STOLEN GUN

But we're not sure we'd want it back, considering where he found it.

DO DRUGS MAKE YOU STUPID?

We report; you decide.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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