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"He was discharged after doctors performed a half-hour operation. "
Let's see....if they charged plumber's fees, that half hour comes to about $37 quillion dollars.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 29, 2007 at 05:22 PM
"Shrieking in agony." Sounds about right. Sheesh. Even I want to cross my legs!
Posted by: DeskDiva, valiantly trying not to complain about being sick the way MEN whine about it, but not succ | August 29, 2007 at 05:23 PM
*wonders if the poor kid will ever have another discharge*
Posted by: fivver | August 29, 2007 at 05:24 PM
*sigh*
Posted by: eeding | August 29, 2007 at 05:24 PM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 29, 2007 at 05:28 PM
I remember using that whole "slipped and fell" line on the firefighters and it didn't work for me.
Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 05:30 PM
That poor baby!
Posted by: Bethie | August 29, 2007 at 05:37 PM
Overheard years later at the dinner table, "I knew this would happen from the day they cut your testicles out of that pipe...stop moaning and moping around for gracious sakes."
Posted by: lilrascal | August 29, 2007 at 05:39 PM
The pipe is obviously a University of Oklahoma fan.
Posted by: fudtheman | August 29, 2007 at 05:43 PM
I bet this kid will never look at a neutered dog the same way.
Posted by: Nookee | August 29, 2007 at 05:44 PM
*fudsnork*!
Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 05:56 PM
that article does not say whether they cut off the pipe or cut off the testicles.....poor kid.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 29, 2007 at 06:01 PM
I'm curious what kind of open pipe would be in a bathtub that would allow this kind of accident to happen.
Posted by: Schadeboy | August 29, 2007 at 06:13 PM
Wasn't this already blogged?
Posted by: Eleanor | August 29, 2007 at 06:34 PM
Schade, just in case you're serious, over there tubs aren't drained as we would imagine. Tubs tend to be always full and communal, so they often drain from the top (more like a swimming pool filter)with periodic re-filling.
Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 07:09 PM
Peach-Plucking Pipes WBAGNFAScottishB, maybe?
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 30, 2007 at 12:24 AM
Eleanor is right, this is an old story.
But still... you never want to read "hydraulic cutter" in the same sentence as "testicles".
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2007 at 08:38 AM