LODI

A Bad Place To Be Naked

(Thanks to Layla Bohm)

Comments

[estrogen centrale]

"But if prosecutors charge him with indecent exposure and he is convicted, he would be required to register for life as a sex offender."

For streaking?!?! Justice is tough in Lodi.

I'm guessing that alcohol or chemical enhancement was involved.

[Just Ducky]

Streakus interruptus.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

In other news . . .
(comment cracked me up)

[Edgar Greenberg]

If you can't do the time... Wear some clothes.

[lilrascal]

Just about a year ago, I set out on the road,
Seekin my fame and fortune, lookin for a pot of gold.

Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune.
Oh ! lord, stuck in lodi again.

Rode in on the greyhound, Ill be walkin out if I go.
I was just passin through, must be seven months or more.

Ran out of time and money, looks like they took my friends.

Oh ! lord, Im stuck in lodi again.

The man from the magazine said I was on my way.
Somewhere I lost connections, ran out of songs to play.

I came into town, a one night stand, looks like my plans fell through

Oh ! lord, stuck in lodi again.

Mmmm...
If I only had a dollar, for evry song Ive sung.
And evry time Ive had to play while people sat there drunk.You know, Id catch the next train back to where I live.

Oh ! lord, Im stuck in lodi again.
Oh ! lord, Im stuck in lodi again.

[Cheryl Howard]

LODI

A Bad Place To Be Clothed

[ifits_not_1thing_its3]

"Prewett has no adult record and played on the golf team at Lodi High."

Those wacky golfers; setting a poor example for the Lodi High School math club.

[CJrun]

ec, it's that way most places, if you get convicted. I have an acquaintance, a bit of a nature-freak, that got busted for being naked in his own yard... he is now on the List.

[ubetcha]

Excellent lilrascal. Twas my first thought as well.

[lilrascal]

I was like 12 when that song came out. I bought the music and learned to play. I didn't know there was a town called LODI. I thought it was a mental state I guess. ;)

[DeskDiva]

One of their commenters (wtf) said it best:

"The irony is people like Rep. Mark Foley, a *real* pervert, gets to check into rehab; while a young man pulling a stupid stunt i.e., running through the park in the buff at midnight has to possibly register as a sex offender."

Amen.

[Schadeboy]

I wonder why it's only the guys that get caught streaking? I'm sure women do this, too. But do they get caught? Maybe they know (or have) a couple secrets we guys don't?

[ubetcha]

Yes, we do. And we're keeping them to ourselves.

[ubetcha]

Wasn't Lady Godiva the first female streaker? And they named chocolate after the goddess. 'nuf said

[medicalvampire]

I have the sneaking suspicion that I would not have a brand of chocolate named after me if I went out streaking. I'd probably just cause mass blindness from the sunlight reflecting off my paper white skin.

[estrogen centrale]

What about that woman, who used to run out and kiss the pitchers, at baseball games?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

I remember during the streaking days in the '70s girls would wear a towel over their hair so you couldn't recognize them. Worked too. Wonder why?
:-P

[fivver]

Back in college I was the driver for a group that streaked St. Armand's Circle on Lido Key at noon. This guys doing a park at 11:30 at night? Wimp.

[DeskDiva]

But, fiv - were YOU streaking, too? Or just driving the daring?

[CJrun]

I have photographic evidence (that I will not be providing) of having talked a group of friends into building a naked pyramid in a very public place in the middle of the day.

I seem to recall that beer was involved....

[The blog reader formerly known as Matt]

Just about a night ago, I set out in the buff,
Seekin my fame and fortune, to play a prank was just enough.
Car was stole, and cops showed up, I guess you will know the tune.
Oh ! lord, streakin' in lodi again.

Was dropped off by my friend, rode out like I hired a ho
I was just passin through, must be 'leven thirty or so
Went and hid behind the fence, looks like they missed my friend.
Oh ! lord, Im streakin' in lodi again.

The men what stole the car, said I was on my way.
Somewhere I left my scent, cop dog found me hidden away.
I was leavin' town, to be college man, looks like my plans fell through
Oh ! lord, jailed in lodi again.

Mmmm...
If I only had a dollar, for evry streak Ive run.
And evry time Ive had to say while people sat there drunk,
You know, Id streak the next park back close to where I live.
Oh ! lord, Im streakin' lodi again.
Oh ! lord, Im streakin' lodi again.

[Bethie]

Man, how many innocent kids are they branding for life with these over zealous laws? My brother got the police called on him because he mooned my other brother who was leaving. He was inside the house, and mooned him through the window. So it was nightime, and the busybody neighborhood whore was watching us through her window, and got all offended and called the police. Thank god the police here rarely ever do follow up on anything, and get quickly back to playing with their doughnuts. I feel so safe.

[ubetcha]

Lesson to be learned -- it's not safe to teach your sons it's OK to pee outside. What a wonderful world it used to be.

[ubetcha]

Wait - "where you can pee into the stream!" First geezer that can identify that quote gets something - er, I forget what, but it'll probably be worth it.

[ubetcha]

(it might be "where you can pee right into the stream" -- i'm a geezer too)

[CJrun]

Is that a line from "Oklahoma?"

[RickS]

ubetcha, could that be a Firesign Theatre lyric/bit?

[RickS]

Just checked it out, it is Firesign Theatre, "We're All Bozos On This Bus", "Back In The Shadows Again". Does that count as a flashback?

[ubetcha]

Rick wins! You and me, babe, at the front of the bus, cuz we're all bozos.

[daisymae]

Where are the pictures?

[TNjen]

Suspicion of indecent exposure? They weren't sure?

[Annie Where-but-here]

TNjen - there's good naked, and there's bad naked. Fiv can explain....right after a couple of bourbon/gatorade shooters.

[Siouxie]

fivver, I'm re-thinking having my daughter apply at New College. What with the clothing-optional pool and the streaking around St.Armand's Circle.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Fivver's not here right now. He's at his underwater photography class.

[Siouxie]

*snorkle* @ Annie!!

In the clothing-optional pool, no doubt.

[Siouxie]

ummm *snorkel* too

[Annie Where-but-here]

Can't hear you. I'm underwater.

[Laura Vona]

I dunno, it sounds like a great way to get out getting into trouble if you're ever inclined to perform a crimianl act.
Throw all your clothes off just before the cops close in and claim that you were streaking!

Poor kid, poor cops, poor criminals but, I just can't stop laughing at how confused they all must have been.

[Layzeeboy]

He was captured by a police dog??

COP: "Put your hands up in the air!!!"

SUSPECT: "Um...I don't think so. I'll keep 'em right where they are."

And is it just me or did indecent exposure laws used to specify "for the purpose of sexual excitation"?

*card-carrying member of the American Association for Nude Recreation*

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

ec, you're probably thinking of Morganna, "the Kissing Bandit". But she was always fully clothed, as far as I know, when on the field.