LEAST-FENCEABLE STOLEN GOOD OF THE DAY SO FAR
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August 31, 2007
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Ugh. How gross is that?
Posted by: Bethie | August 31, 2007 at 12:02 PM
And FIRST to say it! Yeah!
Posted by: Bethie | August 31, 2007 at 12:03 PM
He robs an auto repair shop and gets frozen fish and an alligator head? That's gotta be one o' the weirdest robberies ever.
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 31, 2007 at 12:10 PM
All he needs to do is put that sucker up for sale on eBay and he'll have bids in no time.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 31, 2007 at 12:12 PM
The head was in for a repair?
I bet parts are hard to get from the owner..
Posted by: jon | August 31, 2007 at 01:42 PM
Darn, I was looking for one of those just the other day!
Posted by: Mikey | August 31, 2007 at 03:18 PM
Once it thaws out, he can send it to that woman lawyer here in Miami to add to her "head" collection.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Uh, Siouxie, I'm wondering if that is a notch-in-the-bedpost kind of collection or what?
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 31, 2007 at 05:24 PM