IT'S GETTING SO YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ANYTHING
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August 29, 2007
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How 'bout something that directs them to the people yakkin' on their phones loud in public places?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 29, 2007 at 04:47 PM
I'll bet that they are painted with lead based paint and the plan is to get enought lead into the blood stream of the user to eventually kill all the mosquitos.
That would be a first!
Posted by: Davec | August 29, 2007 at 04:49 PM
Davec didn't that try that first with the poisoned pet food?
Posted by: fivver | August 29, 2007 at 04:52 PM
Zero comments? I see three here. You really can't believe anything.
Posted by: | August 29, 2007 at 04:54 PM
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Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 29, 2007 at 05:00 PM
I use 'Call Screen' to have my cellphone control mosquitoes. OK, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 05:09 PM
Dam! If I'd only known that five minutes ago.
Posted by: Bethie | August 29, 2007 at 05:47 PM
PT Barnum was correct. But in China there has to be two or three.
Posted by: TomM | August 29, 2007 at 06:40 PM
but in china its the contamination that gets em.
Posted by: queensbee | August 30, 2007 at 09:22 AM