IT COULD BE A MISUNDERSTANDING
This guy might just be one of those drivers who have a wide stance.
(Also thanks to Justin Barber)
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August 31, 2007
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Petroleum jelly? Ewwwwww.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 31, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Hum, EXACTLY at the 1.47 mile marker you say!? I seem to recall something simular happening at the 1.48 mile marker.
... couldn't be something about that part of the road, could it?
And if he wasn't pulled (hee hee) over, how could he have been "indecent(ly) exposure(d)"? What really were the policeman's motives????
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 31, 2007 at 10:44 AM
Ditto that. He should have used WD-40.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2007 at 10:45 AM
How can you grab your shifter when you have petrolium jelly all over your hands? Wait, I mean.. nevermind.. He should have used a blow up doll, then he could drive in the car pool lane.
And that is a different Sean. Really.
Posted by: Sean | August 31, 2007 at 10:50 AM
When asked why he was traveling like that, McCormick said he felt comfortable driving in the nude and was on his way to Ohio to visit his mother.
ewww
me thinks this guy has serious mommy issues...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM
*Phew!*
And here I thought it was just me.
Posted by: Oedipus | August 31, 2007 at 10:54 AM
Oh, suddenly it's a CRIME to be naked on the Indiana Toll Road with petroleum jelly on your hand? Well then you might as well lock me up and send me to Siberia, because I please guilty.
Posted by: Scott | August 31, 2007 at 10:54 AM
Or "plead" guilty. Whatever.
Posted by: Scott | August 31, 2007 at 10:55 AM
*Scott pleads with a smile on his face*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 31, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Siouxie, I was hearing the "Psycho" music when I read this. You know, the "tZEEE! tZEEE! tZEEE!" stuff? I'll bet the arresting officer heard it too.
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2007 at 11:04 AM
"because I please guilty."
Scott, Dr. Freud would like to have a word with you. As soon as he gets off the Indiana Turnpike.
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2007 at 11:06 AM
BINGO! pad...exactly what I thought.
*takes petroleum jelly away from Scott*
slippery tongue too, eh??
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Well, technically, he wasn't "masturbating on the Indiana Toll Road" he was on the Indiana Toll Road while masturbating. That's a big distinction. He should be able to off. Har!
Posted by: Boo Augustus | August 31, 2007 at 11:18 AM
*throws a "get" to Boo*
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 31, 2007 at 11:20 AM
I dunno about anyone else, but when I'm driving along, happily masturbating, I generally stop when I see the blue lights behind me. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 31, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Layzee?? Stop the car or stop masturbating?
I think it makes a difference.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 11:27 AM
LOL, Siouxie, you're right, it would make a difference.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 31, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Okay, this is eerily like the guy in "Striptease", played by Burt Reynolds. eeeewwwwwww.
Posted by: baligurl | August 31, 2007 at 12:57 PM
Well, technically, he wasn't "masturbating on the Indiana Toll Road" he was on the Indiana Toll Road while masturbating.
Not necessarily, Boo. We don't know that because the cops didn't let him (uh) finish.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2007 at 01:21 PM
When I sent this story to my brother he asked:
"Was there a picture of mom on the dashboard?"
Ewww
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2007 at 01:43 PM