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Posted by: baligurl | August 30, 2007 at 12:12 PM
brilliant!!! and i just happen to have two push mowers, a rider, AND a gianormous yard. is this guy single?
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Wuss...get a real tractor.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 30, 2007 at 12:17 PM
Sir I salute you.
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | August 30, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Typical guy. It's all about the "toys".
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2007 at 12:57 PM
i need to see video...it looks like the pushmowers are staggered behind him...is that so he can turn?
Posted by: insomniac | August 30, 2007 at 01:14 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to just get a herd of goats?
All I'm saying.....
Posted by: Clark Kent | August 30, 2007 at 01:18 PM
or those British cows, once they're done with the GPS "study".
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2007 at 01:24 PM
At least he's off the couch for a while. Guess I shouldn't pick on him. For a few minutes anyway.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 30, 2007 at 01:27 PM
wimp - only one bank on one side? A real man would have a set on both sides, and maybe another set attached behind to tidy up any stray tufts. And it would be jet-powered, or at least have huge chrome pipes.
Posted by: MrToad | August 30, 2007 at 01:31 PM
Gee, and a photographer just happened to be there to take a pic and submit it to the press.
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2007 at 01:59 PM
I think he forgot the wagon for the keg and other refreshments in the back.
Posted by: Nookee | August 30, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Insom - They're staggered like that so they don't leave a strip between them. I expect they are on one side only so that he can cut close on the left side.
Posted by: pogo | August 30, 2007 at 02:17 PM
It just seems like there's a better way, but I can't think of it right now.
Posted by: Bethie | August 30, 2007 at 02:20 PM
hey, mot...you know this guy?
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2007 at 02:26 PM
Sooo, Mrs. Trap's cooking can cause Afrikaanser?
Posted by: CJrun | August 30, 2007 at 02:32 PM
Awwww, it looks like a string of ducklings waddling after their momma.
Posted by: Mr Death | August 30, 2007 at 05:06 PM
CG, Yeah I've read his stuff on occasion. I'm availible for humor translation if needed.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 31, 2007 at 02:26 AM