FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT KEEP READING THIS POST

Hey Dave,
Just wanted to share this photo with you...it was taken at the Star Wars Celebration IV in Los Angeles. The convention was in May, and my eyes are still burning....
Now I know why I live in the Midwest.
Sincerely,
Honor Missler

ADVISORY: You still have time to stop reading this post.

ADVISORY:  This blog is not kidding.

ADVISORY:  THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST ADVISORY.

 

Comments

[Cheesewiz]

First to regret being first.

[TrillianAstra]

Dave, I thought you usually shaved your chest.

[Bethie]

Glad I was not first.

[crossgirl]

oh crap, i think i dated him.

[EveryoneWants2BeRich]

Ahhh, I'm blind... no, no.... ahhh...

[lilrascal]

If you have ever driven down Hollywood Blvd., you would consider him one of the more conservative regulars. I have never, but I lie a lot on Tuesday's around 3pm.

[CJrun]

He could have pulled it off if he had put cinnamon rolls on his ears.

[Ford79]

In space no one can hear you puke.

[lilrascal]

The guy with the cinnamon rolls hangs around Vine.

[neverbeentoLA]

Due to a slow computer, I did not realize the full horror of what was about to unfold before my eyes. Yes, the bra was tasteless, but then I saw there was more. It took a few seconds as the photo unveiled itself, slowly going down his legs ... EEK!

[neverbeentoLA]

Due to a slow computer, I did not realize the full horror of what was about to unfold before my eyes. Yes, the bra was tasteless, but then I saw there was more. It took a few seconds as the photo unveiled itself, slowly going down his legs ... EEK!

[Schadeboy]

Some detergent to help scrub your eyes can be found here...

...and here...

...and I'm throwing this for good measure.

[Phlogiston]

Proof that something really really wrong happened before that scene.

First I've seen of the love child from Jabba and Leia.

[Lairbo]

Random reactions, now that I've regained my eyesight:

Lucas wept.

"Episode 9: The Electrolysist Strikes Back"

Ewwwww.

Illrascal: Today's Wednesday.

[bbescuela]

Carrie Fisher has really let herself go.

[eeding]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! bb - you so fuuuuunny!

[Edgar Greenberg]

Dave, if I didn't trust your advice so completely, I'd think you were exaggerating. I mean how horrible could the photo possibly be?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Dang tourist...giving LA a bad name.

[Punkin Poo]

Dave! Why didn't you warn us????

*falls over dead after having finally "seen it all"*

[Princess Lay ya]

Hey, wahaddaya want? It's been 32 frikkin years! The residuals have stopped and razors are really expensive!

[Recovering 24 Addict]

I am blind fhtrxwwqghnb44($4rgrf

[Siouxie]

bb said what I would have said. (Seriously, have you guys seen her lately???? this guy is not that far off).

oh and...

BLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[CJrun]

Whew. Sio didn't say, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAX!"

[Siouxie]

LOL CJ. He is a fine candidate for my waxing services too.

[Matt Morrison]

Man, Tom Tancredo will do anything to get elected.

[Mike]

Oh my, what is he doing? I'd like to get my Victorinox Swiss Army and slash my wrists! No, just kidding. Cool and brave.

[Mikey]

WORDS FAIL....

[Gary]

The worst thing is that you can practically see that guy's "business" right up his big ol' shorts legs... fer god's sakes, don't sit on the floor like that when you've got the droopy drawers on!

[Scott]

Mom?

[Laurie]

Gotta love the Geek Fest!
Wahooo!

snork @ everyone today! All of you! You have all made me laugh!

[Keys guy]

Guys like this are a dime a dozen on Duval Street in Key West. He wouldn't even stand out. In fact, he might even be criticized for making all the other freaks look less freaky.

Now, let's all get our freak on...

[katie k.]

awww, its my boyfriend

no....seriously, i really do date that man.

he makes me so proud ;-)

ps. his name is ben and if you want to see an interveiw with him go to you tube and search man leia

[Allan]

he looks normal for LA :-)