CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS OF THE DAY SO FAR

Not that we are interested in their minds.

(Thanks to many people, but DavCat, of course, first)

UPDATE: Is this the same guy?

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[Cheryl Howard]

First!

[Cheryl Howard]

And second to wonder what the heck they were thinking....

[CJrun]

Since he was wearing a mask, the line-up was probably amusing.

[SW]

Oh they're going
To the pokey now
To the pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey now

[Siouxie, doing the hula hula as she posts and drinks her cuban cafe]

BRILLIANT!!!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

So with these criminal masterminds, beer WAS obviously involved.

I'm thinking before as well as during.

[Annie Who is jonesing from being completely out of chocolate for at least the past 23 minutes]

*quietly wonders if this would work for chocolate*

[SW]

Go try it and let us know how it worked out.

[Recovering 24 Addict]

An eye witness said "It was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I hope to see it again in a mens room real soon."

[blurk]

Yes Annie, go out and give it a try.
Let me know how that works out for ya.
Evil Grin™

[Siouxie, sending Annie a pink hula hoop, grass skirt and coconut bikini top]

Annie, make sure you film it. Ya know...for UBoobTube.

[SW]

That oughta be good for a few Snickers.

[Annie Who is now really jonesing from being completely out of chocolate for a freaking really long t]

Ok, Siouxie, but I'll need your help. You distract them while I grab the chocolate and the nuts....sweet and salty, so to speak.

[Annie Who is now really jonesing from being completely out of chocolate for a freaking really long t]

*goes looking for Mr. Goodbar*

[Annie Who is now really jonesing from being completely out of chocolate for a freaking really long t]

Siouxie - the next time you borrow my grass skirt, at least have it drycleaned.

[SW]

Look at 'em, Dano.

[Bethie]

HOw did such a well thought out plan go so wrong?

[Nookee]

Hey, when you get done with that grass skirt and coconut bra, Jimmy Buffett's going to be in Boston this weekend...

[Nookee]

Annie, please be careful when you're grabbing for those nuts...

[blurk]

Hawaii 3-6...C.

[Siouxie, who's about to FedEx Annie a crate of chocolate before she starts hurting someone (like bl]

Annie, I'll wear the monkey suit! (sorry about the stain - good thing the skirt wasn't blue)

[blurk]

Um...what Nookee said.

[urk)]

um..

[Nookee]

I see a lovely bunch of coconuts,
see them all dancing in a row,
big ones, small ones, round one, flat ones

[SW]

*goes looking for Mr. Goodbar*

I didn't know you were into M & M....

[Annie Who is now really jonesing for something better than chocolate.]

I think I gave the monkey suit to blurkie....

[Annie Who is now really jonesing for something better than chocolate.]

"Excuse me, sir, where do you keep your sugar cookies?"

[Siouxie, looking for Princess]

Maybe this will do??

[better than chocolate]

Geez...the same place everybody keeps 'em.

[oops...that would be ...Princess *Come on I wanna* Leia outfit then...]

dang

[Mrs. Jones]

Yes. Dang!

[Siouxie, really really hoping she doesn't look like that guy ^up there so she gets the hot wax out]

UGH! judi!!!! not again!

[blurk]

Somebody got shot??!!

OH.."D"ang.

Carry on. I mean continue.

[Annie Where-but-give me a minute and I'll think of something]

No, I think you meant 'carrion.'

[blurk]

Now we're talkin' about pigeons?

I'm confused.

[blurk]

Or is it luggage?

[Cheryl Howard]

Video here

[blurk]

And, BTW, you can get beer for doin' the hula nekkid?

And all this time I've been doin' it for free.
Nekkid hula, I mean.

Oh, nevermind.

[Siouxie]

LMAO @ the video!

He can't even dance! sheesh.

[Annie Where-but-oh-my-god-he's-doing-it-again]

Siouxiwe - are you laughing at Cheryl's video or blurkie's?

[Siouxie, closing her eyes after bumping into nekkiedhulablurk]

eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk!

[blurk]

Close your eyes if you want.

Just hand over the beer.

[Cheryl Howard]

(Spoken by Timon.) "What'd you want me to do dress in drag and do the hula?!?"

(Sung by Timon) Luau! If you're hungry for hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddie Pumbaa here cuz he is a treat! A hundred dollar dine, a tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in line. Are ya achin'?

(Pumbaa) Yup Yup Yup

(Timon) For some bacon?

(Pumbaa) Yup Yup Yup

(Timon) He's a big pig, You can be a big pig too! Oy!

[Siouxie, pleading the 5th, then taking a *fifth* and chuggin]

um...both??

I'm off! spinning class later. Was fun!

*smoochies*

[Annie Where-but-oh-my-god-he's-doing-it-again]

careful, blurkie - you'll put an eye out. Again.

[KCSteve]

Being on the other side of the state this was all over our news today. I told the ever-indulgent wife that I knew it'd show up here.

The only thing that could have made this story funnier would be if the clerk had had some pepper spray handy.

[SW]

I tried this when I needed some CD's from Best Buy.