CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
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August 29, 2007
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What a sweet criminal! Doing business the Communist way.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 29, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Perhaps Mr. Mitchell was just looking to give his girlfriend a rose as he took her out to dinner -- $1 value menu hamburger, fries and coke (just under $4, with tax).
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | August 29, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Well, $3 is obviously not enough, and anything over $5 is just being greedy . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 29, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Weird. And why THAT particular flower?
Posted by: DeskDiva, sneezing at the thought of flowers and other allergens while she suffers this danged cold | August 29, 2007 at 05:07 PM
Yes you too can become a crack head for as little as $4 a day.
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | August 29, 2007 at 05:08 PM