CORRECTION

I left the word "airport" out of the post below, but I'm blogging from my phone so I can't fix it. Rest assured that judi will be fired.

Comments

[Zaphod]

I lived in Nevada for a couple of years. Ya got your slot machines EVERYWHERE - the grocery store, 7-11 - There's no escape. And the worst part is they allowed smoking almost everywhere, too. Glad I escaped.

[Zaphod]

Since I haven't posted much lately, I'll be polite and not point out that I'm the FIRST to not post in a while on this topic near and dear to my heart.

[kibby F5™]

"Rest assured that judi will be fired."

... here we go again ...

[padraig]

I notice Judi has mastered the knack of finding and fixing her boss's goofs before he can even THINK about blaming her for them, not that this stops him.

Definitely Employee of the Month material, that Judi.

[kibby F5™]

THAT's why she's a BLOG GODDESS!

[Eleanor]

I thought you were referring to

the Las Vegas

like

the internets.

[Moon]

I kind of like it WITHOUT the "airport" - it sounds like something "Da Mare of Chicaguh" would say, except you would have to end it with a "dare" instead of a "there",

"In da Las Vegas, dare", we had a good time.

[CJrun]

Whew! I thought he left out 'County Jail'!

[kibby F5™]

*notices major suckup sounds coming from kibby's chair*

[mudstuffin]

"*notices major suckup sounds coming from kibby's chair*"

ew.

[Hammond Rye]

*moves quickly away from kibby's chair*

[Recovering 24 Addict]

Why Dave? Did Judi steal your phone?

[Siouxie]

Viva Las Vegas!

[fivver]

*would slap Siouxie but now I can't see*

[Hammond Rye]

Y'know, you just don't see a guy with a camel-toe that often.

*Vomits*

Sorry.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hammie - in the Vegas, yeah, you do.

[Mot the Hoople]

Hi Guys, Hammie you word thief. My thoughts exactly.

[Siouxie]

I'm sorry guys...really.

*would WAVE @ Hammie!! but he just barfed*

To make it up to you...here are some Hooter Girls!

[Siouxie]

^5 Annie!! hehe

[Meanie the Blue]

How much are seeing-eye dogs, anyone know?

*Curses R24A & AWbH*

[Hammond Rye]

Sorry, Mot.

Annie.Stop.That.Right.Now.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!!*

[Mikey]

WORDS FAIL ME! OK, EWWWWWWW!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Whut? I thought you missed it the first time.

[Siouxie]

*steps back*

see what you DID, Annie??

[Meanie the Blue]

*Removes curse from R24A, applies to Siouxie*

Apologies.

[Meditrina]

Sioux, I don't want to know where you "found" those pics...... Bwahahahahaha!

[Siouxie]

dang!

busted.

[Mot the Hoople]

O/T. Mattel is recalling 9 million toys containing magnets, now if they can only do something about Florida......

[blurk]

Sioux, Annie...those were just several kinds of wrong. I'm gonna be sick for awhile. Hope I recover by the weekend.

[Siouxie]

Med, I found some website a while back with funny pics...copied a bunch of them. I still collect as find them.

[kibby F5™]

*wonders how Mattel can recall Florida*

Now THAT's! marketing!

[Eleanor]

You never know when you'll need one, right Siouxie? ;)

[Siouxie]

My bad, blurk. I'm sure you'll be fine ;-P

[Annie Where-but-here]

He'll be fine. He's seen worse.

[Siouxie]

El!!!

woooooo hooo simul!! how ya feeling??? still on those yummy drugs??

one what??

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sounds like Siouxie got a little too much sleep last night. Makes one of us.

I know, I know - One what?

[Bethie]

What Happen In Vegas, Seems To Get judi Fired. And she wasn't even there!

[Siouxie]

pssssst Annie?? I think she's still under the influence.

actually...I had a horrible night's sleep. NEED more coffee!

[Mot the Hoople]

More O/T, Yesterday there was quite a long thread about religion, well if ever you doubted that there was devine retribution then listen to this. A few weeks ago a 31 year old man was sentenced to a $ 2000 fine and a 2 year suspended prison sentence for cutting off the head of his 4 month old husky dog with a chainsaw. He said he lost his temper because the dog ate his pet parrot. Well, in the early hours of Sunday morning, the man rolled his car and when the emergency services were notified about 3 hours after the accident, they found that the manhad died from, you guessed it, severe head injuries.

[Siouxie]

Wow Mot!! either divine retribution or a bad case of Karma!

[Mikey]

Mot, If that isn't justice, I don't know what is. Hope he likes hell.

[fivver]

Mot, the wheel never stops turning. Well, unless it's upside down in a ditch.

[Annie Where-but-here]

no kidding - his dogma had his carma roll over.

[Siouxie]

GOD = DOG backwards

coinkidink?? I think not!

[wickedwitch]

in my particular religion, that's called the 'rule of three'. whatever you send out (karma wise) you get back three times. and anyone that harms an animal or child should fry in his own particular hell forever.

[Annie Where-but-here]

So if a dog walks into a rab-bi.....

[insomniac]

*thinks about lunch*

can't i be flame-broiled in my own particular hell forever instead?

[CJrun]

Methinks he'll be reincarnated as the stool in front of a slot machine that hollers "Wheel! Of! Fortune!," and the machine will only be muffled when someone's @ss cheeks drown it out.

[ScottMGS]

Talk about yer custom hell, CJ. Good one. *shudder*

[Siouxie]

WOO HOOOOO! Forget Vegas! I am officially RICH - I just received THIS:

We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the UK National Lottery. Therefore you have been approved for a lump sum payout £1,000,000.00(GBP) One Million Pounds in the UK National Lottery program held on 13th August 2007, and released today 14th August 2007.

How much is one million pounds? like $10 right?

[Siouxie]

*buys everyone a cup of coffee*

[Meanie the Blue]

Mot - I first read that as dead from "severed head injuries", and thought WHOA!!!!!

Still quite poetic as is, though.

[blurk]

Well, a severed head is a pretty nasty injury.

Probably leave a bruise or sumpthin'.

[Siouxie]

TO the Spankees fans, my condolences:

NEW YORK YANKEES HALL OF FAME BROADCASTER AND SHORTSTOP PHIL RIZZUTO DEAD AT 89

[kibby F5™]

*with sioxie's newly won money, buys everyone a POT of coffee*

Thfffft!

[DeskDiva]

*passes kibby a u for Siouxie's name*

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ DD!!!*

[Punkin Poo]

NOW who is going to be of "The Money Store"????

[Annie Where-but-here]

Aaaw, rats. I loved Scooter.

[Siouxie]

OT -

hey blurk, I got my pics back from that Fetish Con and found the one I took of you!

*hides*

[Punkin Poo]

Hnh, I pictured blurkie taller.

[blurk]

Sioux, I can't open that at work. You're probably lucky.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Wonders if Meat Loaf knows about Mr. Rizzuto*

[fivver]

Dave, hope you're having a great time and remember, while travelling is fun, coming home can be a real blast too.

[Meanie the Blue]

Punkin, I pictured him as woolier.

[Siouxie]

*whewwwww*

[Just Ducky]

*flaps in for a moment*

(((everybody)))

I just want y'all to know that, as is my wont (love that word), I was reflecting this birthday morning on the things for which I am grateful. This year, the blog and all you wonderful folks were high on my list. No matter what else is going on, I can count on Dave and the bloglits to brighten my day. Thanks, all!

[Siouxie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Siouxie]

FIRST, after casey who started it like a week ago.

[Punkin Poo]

"Quacky quack quack quack quack!"

[CJrun]

Happy B'Ducky Day!

Blurk, I'm surprised you had to blindfold that sheep....

[wickedwitch]

Happy Birthday Ducky!!! Hope you have a perfect day and get everything you always wanted.

[blurk]

CJ, it didn't want to be recognized. I can't imagine why.

[blurk]

OH! And happy hatch day, Ducky!

[Meanie the Blue]

This one's on us, JD.

[Annie Where-but-here]

CORRECTION
I left the words "Happy Birthday, Ducky" out of my post above, but I'm blogging from my phone so I can't fix it. Rest assured that judi will be fired.

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, all. A friend is taking me out to lunch shortly, but I'll be back later.

(Calories consumed on birthdays don't count, right?)

[Hammond Rye]

Happy Birthday, JD!!!

[Siouxie]

Ducky, I am sending my Angel to watch over you today.

Please be gentle with him and try not to ruffle HIS feathers (too much) ;-P

[Annie Where-but-here]

JD - just put it on your bill.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - the look on that guy's face....I bet if you listen closely, you can hear the ocean in his ear.

[Siouxie]

um...Annie?? who's looking at the face?

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, Hammie!

Ooh, Siouxie, THANK YOU. Those are some terrific feathers!

*snork* @ Annie!

Off to lunch now--see you later!

[wickedwitch]

just like I like them Siouxie, big and dumb! No need to work on witty repartee, no worries about political compatibility. You can look in his eyes and see out his a$$. Yep, that's my kind of man.

[ScottMGS]

Happy birthday, Ducky. I hope your lunch was a fun celebration.

[Annie Where-but-here]

OMG, ww - you rock! I wanna party wid yew, mon....right after I get a tetanus shot.

[Siouxie]

wicked, yes. For stimulating conversation, I have my girlfriends and youse guys.

[Eleanor]

Happy Birthday, JD!

Siouxie, I'm running out of good drugs starting to cut back on the drugs because I think that's the smart thing to do. :)

An online radio station I listen to just played Paradise by the Dashboard Light. :)
RIP Mr. Rizzuto

CG's coming over for lunch today and that's "our song", and no, I don't know why, it just is, so maybe we'll listen to it.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Things I learned on Ducky's Birdday - never ever google 'Big Bird in Vegas.' The results will scorch your remaining braincells forever.

Oh, and WARNING on that.

[Jeff Meyerson]

R.I.P. The Scooter.

We all loved him, Annie.

[Siouxie]

OMG Annie.

MAN BOOB ALERT!!!

make that:

UGLY MAN BOOB ALERT!!

*excuse me while I go hurl*

[wickedwitch]

AWbh, don't you know that the WARNING thing just makes us more curious. Geez, what the hell was that, uh, thing??

[Annie Where-but-here]

I don't know what it was. I just want my therapist. Now.

[CJrun]

Soooo, that one doesn't even meet the ww threshold?

[Dr. blurk]

You called?

[Siouxie]

*stares at Angel*

[wickedwitch]

CJ - sorry, I don't mate outside my species. I've had two gorgeous husbands and one very intelligent husband and now live with a 'big and dumb' guy, but they have all been human.

[Siouxie]

I agree, wicked. Human is good. THAT thing was sub-human.

[Siouxie]

I believe *IT* mates with THIS!

WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!!

*passes out the bleach*

[DeskDiva]

*flaps in, in honor of Ducky*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUCKY!!!!

There are greetings for you on the forum, too. :)

*waves @ Hammie!!!* Sorry I wasn't here to see it earlier.