CELEBRITY ITEM OF THE DAY SO FAR

Big Brother is out of rehab.

(Also thanks to Siouxie, who notes: "Now he's ready for a duet with Britney Spears.")

Comments

[a different dave]

At least he didn't have to sell himself in a transvestite bar.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Poor Elephant. I wonder if he'll relapse. I'd guard the nearby "banana stands".

[CJrun]

Tusk, tusk.

[Suzy Q]

This is so sad. I've never heard of such a thing.

and a *snork* to CJ

[Sean]

First time I ever heard of an elephant riding the horse..

[Sean]

His addiction got so bad that he was often seen on the side of the road holding up a " will work for peanuts" sign..

[Patrick O]

Was Michael Vick involved in this?

[Annie Where-but-here]

I hope he finds his dealer and puts a banana up his exhaust pipe. IYKWIM.

[Sean]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

[insomniac]

they tried letting him snort it, but he went through their whole supply...

[Betsy]

*Calculates dosage of methadone: lessee...average human junkie weighs 130 pounds; we could double that, but that would only be 260, and my biker brother weighs 260....I'm pretty sure the elephant is even a little bigger than that...better make that a triple....*

[lilrascal]

An elephant never forgets. "I remember the day I could fly..."

[crossgirl]

*snorks* all around. poor elephant. wonders what dose a dog would need.

[Hammond Rye]

I'm glad they helped him before he ended up on the streets, breaking into people's houses and stealing TVs, selling blood for cash, and giving oral pleasure to strangers just to get his next "high."

[lilrascal]

I was having the discussion the other day about which lives longer an elephant or a turtle. Neither could supply me with a definative answer.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Do you think it made him forget?

[lilrascal]

He brushes their teeth?

[Betsy]

Ham...oral pleasure from an elephant??? OMG...eye, ear, nose, throat and brain bleach, stat!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Thanks lil'
forgot to read the posts

[lilrascal]

It made him want to wear a leather jacket, spread graffitti and hang out on the corner.

[lilrascal]

You know your elephants.

[OtheU(manity)]

Sloppy journalism, again ... that photo (tho labeled as "one that looks like this) is EXTREMELY misleading and inaccurate ... that foto is an African elephant, the ones near the China/Burma border would be Indian elephants, which are considerably smaller, on average ... prolly a quadruple (not Quaalude) dose would be enuf ...

lilrascal -- turtles, definitely ... some species of turtle (or tortoise) have been documented as living 120-150 years, while life expectancy of an elephant (in the wild) is approximately that of humans ... 60-90 years (depending, of course, on whether they practice a regularly applied program of dental hygiene and regular professional care) ...

[SW]

It must feel good to have that monkey off his back.

[Edgar Greenberg]

OtheU(manity), of course that is an African Elephant in the picture. What would an Indian Elephant be doing on the Africa Savannah, the setting of that picture? Look at the trees.

[Siouxie]

"Crackhead Dumbo" - a new Disney film?

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I'm glad they helped him before he ended up on the streets, breaking into people's houses and stealing TVs, selling blood for cash, and giving oral pleasure to strangers just to get his next "high."

Posted by: Hammond Rye | 02:56 PM on August 31, 2007
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Hammie, not that you'd know anything about that, right?

[SW]

I knew an elephant who couldn't quit smoking. He had a four pachyderm-a-day habit.

[Siouxie]

lol/groan @ Stevie!

[lilrascal]

Packaderm-a-aday habit! Monkey? I'm sitting here laughing so hard over this. I'm burning copies of a bootleg video showing the King's son (heir to the throne) of a country that is the native home of elephants.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Horton hears a Hoo....and a whole lotta other weird things.

[lilrascal]

Rupert the Rhinerosaus makes an appearance...and much more.

[Siouxie]

I love their photo caption:

Imagine an elephant like this one addicted to heroin

*cues them from The Twilight Zone*

[SW]

If you give an elephant an eightball...he's going to ask for epinephrine.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ SW. Is that a dime bag for a bull elephant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sloppy journalism, again ... that photo (tho labeled as "one that looks like this) is EXTREMELY misleading and inaccurate ... that foto is an African elephant, the ones near the China/Burma border would be Indian elephants, which are considerably smaller, on average ... prolly a quadruple (not Quaalude) dose would be enuf ...

Posted by: OtheU(manity) | 03:03 PM on August 31, 2007
Sorry otu, but you need to get out more. That IS an Indian elephant...an addicted one. It's tradition that once they get hooked, they get the bling tusks, a bit o' Bonds juice, and the ear extensions. Horton here's a Homie!

[OtheU(manity)]

Edgar G. ... Oh. Duh! I must apologize for belaboring the obvious ... My Bad!

[Annie Where-but-here]

And congrats for Siouxie on her hat trick 'o posts!

[Bethie]

I wonder if he saw pink people?

[Annie Where-but-here]

You mean like, redskins? He's not that kind of Indian.

[Siouxie]

HOME!! YAY! and a LONG @SS WEEKEND!!!

Thanks, Annie!

[Eleanor]

Siouxie rules!!!!!

[CJrun]

*snork*@ Bethie!

Sio... I wouldn't describe your @ss as long, exactly.

[Siouxie]

CJ, don't you have some shrimp to fish outta your meshy pantaloons?? ;-P

*smooch to El*

[SW]

One shrimp to another stuck in CJ's shorts:

Another fine mesh you've gotten us into!

[insomniac]

fishing for shrimp in your shorts? that's in-seine!!

[OtheU(manity)]

L!O!L! @ Annie's Horton here's a Homie! ...

(Yerz wuzn't there when I posted my "DUH!" ... merely sayin' ...)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Knotty *snork* @ insom!

[Solid Citizen]

So THAT is why the police are so interested in lokking in the "trunk"

[Malliobiana]

Oh, that Big Brother. Thought you meant the original one.