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August 29, 2007

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

(Thanks to rsierra)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2007 at 06:03 PM | Permalink

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First to be bummed out?

Posted by: Mr Death | August 29, 2007 at 06:09 PM

At least she's not getting out of a car. That might end it for all of us.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 29, 2007 at 06:09 PM

She's also sporting the deer-in-the-headlights look which always makes me ask, "Good Drugs?"

Posted by: philintexas | August 29, 2007 at 06:12 PM

You can the trash out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the trash...or something to that effect.

Posted by: TomM | August 29, 2007 at 06:31 PM

Maybe she decided to get religion and chose "Moonie".

Posted by: Lairbo | August 29, 2007 at 06:37 PM

I just do not get that at all.

Posted by: Bethie | August 29, 2007 at 06:40 PM

For Bethie from Edgar's Open Source Explanations of Obscure Jokes

Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 29, 2007 at 06:49 PM

Yikes! Two open cans of Spam in a floral mini-dress!

*snork* @ Moonie!

Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 06:50 PM

*weeps for Britney's ~~thighs~~ children.*

Posted by: DeskDiva | August 29, 2007 at 06:52 PM

Wow - she was on Brighton in Bev Hills, my old ~~shoppin'~~ stompin grounds. That is NOT tolerated there by anyone.

Although this whole story is suspect - when was the last time you saw a British tabloid say someone was charged with inadequate dental hygiene?

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 29, 2007 at 06:53 PM

I've had that dream where I'm being chased by paparazzi and I haven't got pants on....

Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 29, 2007 at 07:08 PM

No, Edgar, I get that, I mean why would someone want her ass hanging out like that. I don't get it.

Posted by: Bethie | August 29, 2007 at 08:11 PM

Question:

Are there NO mirrors in the trailer park?

Merely asking...

Posted by: Afkat | August 29, 2007 at 08:22 PM

UGH, can someone please buy that woman some underwear??? and better looking extensions? oh and some class?

Posted by: Siouxie | August 29, 2007 at 08:27 PM

I'll say one thing. People around her must be keeping her away from these images. I can't believe she has seen her public image. She must be in a cloud of drugs and alcohol. It runs the gamut all the way up through older people like Downey and Nolte. At least Moms can have a forfeit in the 'sleezy gals' discussion with boys.

Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 09:24 PM

CJrun, I think she does this on purpose. She doesn't care what we think of her. We never bought her "music" anyway. But at this point, her last loyal fanbase are those who like her being trashy. She is doing this for them.

Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 29, 2007 at 09:38 PM

(Britney's) last loyal fanbase are those who like her being trashy. She is doing this for them.

If "trashy" is the secret of Britney's appeal, then her "last loyal fanbase" must logically be TMZ, The Smoking Gun, Defamer, The Superficial, Agent Bedhead, and a bunch of supermarket checkout-line tabloids.

At this point, is there anyone interested in Britney that doesn't have a camera and a media hack on his speed-dial?

Posted by: Wes S. | August 29, 2007 at 10:56 PM

Maybe in the face of all her bad publicity, she's decided to just turn the other cheek.

Posted by: Lairbo | August 29, 2007 at 11:11 PM

*snork*@Lairbo

Posted by: ScottMGS | August 30, 2007 at 12:34 AM

aaaaack!!!!!!!!!! that's not a dress!! it's a shirt!!! Someone help the poor girl! next time she'll just go out in bra & panties!

Posted by: becky | August 30, 2007 at 07:54 AM

For some reason I can't even remember the last time I had cottage cheese . . .

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 30, 2007 at 08:51 AM

MKJ, I've never seen cottage cheese with curds that big.

Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | August 30, 2007 at 09:28 AM