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I'm not heavy; he's my brother
Posted by: Betsy | August 26, 2007 at 10:45 AM
*Snorklet* @ this being on 'shortnews.com'! Those wacky Germans.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 10:47 AM
The comments are hilarious. Even though some of them are rather short.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 10:50 AM
i agree, the comments are as good as the story...
Posted by: mm | August 26, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Ok..now THIS one I did send in, Edgar...so there! Dave found it first..so YAY for Dave!!
I read this and couldn't imagine NOT knowing who I was in bed with. Was she stooopid?? blonde? Or maybe...she LIKED having s3x with the brother and didn't care to complain ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | August 26, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Personally I'd just give my brother a dope slap and say "What re you thinking?".
Posted by: ArcticAl | August 26, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Strangely, the brother didn't seem to mind picking up the slack. Seems like once he was inserted into the situation, he gave it his all.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 26, 2007 at 11:10 AM
LOL Suzy...seems like he was really into it, huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 26, 2007 at 11:17 AM
So, I guess we know who was the "big" brother.
I gut nuthin'. Still in a sugar coma.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 26, 2007 at 11:23 AM
I guess with the first guy, she said, "Oh, brother, where are thou?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 11:29 AM
Love is but a song we sing
and fear's the way we die,
You can't make the mountains ring
or make your girlfiend sigh,
Tho' the bird can't see a thing
and you're afraid to try.
C'mon people, now
just use your brother,
ev'ry-body get together,
try to love one another right now.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 26, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Ohmygosh. Even with the lights off, how could she not know?
And even if she couldn't tell the difference, you'd think the whole "lights and bathroom" routine would've clued her in.
Posted by: Bumble | August 26, 2007 at 11:32 AM
jeez, ubetcha - I used to play that song in folkmass!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 11:41 AM
OK Siouxie, I tip my hat to you and also to Dave.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 26, 2007 at 11:45 AM
He's not really MANfred is he?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 26, 2007 at 11:49 AM
I did NOT send this in because....I'm a lady.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 11:50 AM
I hope he at least managed to watch. Poor bastard.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 26, 2007 at 11:52 AM
ubetcha - yes he did. I have video, but it's low quality and all the moaning's in German. I'd share it but...I'm a lady.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Annie, 'scuse me for sayin', but if you've got the video you ain't no lady.
Moaning in German has gotta be harsh. And I don't think his peni$e size was his only problem.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 26, 2007 at 11:56 AM
A true lady would share.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 26, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Yes, Lady Annie. You are.
Posted by: Snow White Siouxie | August 26, 2007 at 11:59 AM
She could give him a consolation gift . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 26, 2007 at 12:05 PM
The road is looong.. But but his peeeniiiss, not so much...Behind bathroom door..
Posted by: Sean | August 26, 2007 at 12:19 PM
He ain't heavy, he's duh brother.
Posted by: lilrascal | August 26, 2007 at 12:24 PM
I am not my brother's keeper.. But in this case I'll make an exception..
Posted by: Sean | August 26, 2007 at 12:29 PM
*wonders if the brothers 'measured' and that's how they decided who would do the doin'*
Posted by: Eleanor | August 26, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Oooooh, brother.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 12:54 PM
Could someone please explain why rape is humorous?
Here's hoping both brothers are prosecuted and rot in prison so they get to experience the victim's side of rape, many many times a day...
Posted by: Lauren | August 26, 2007 at 01:01 PM
Lauren, no one here finds rape humorous. We do, however, find teeny weenies humorous, because, well, they just are.
Please understand that though we laugh here, in the real world, most of us are out chasing rapists, child abusers and murderers with very sharp machetes.
Okay, that's only Siouxie, but the rest of us want to.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 26, 2007 at 01:07 PM
Announcement: I didn't send this in either.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2007 at 02:11 PM
Announcement - I did not tell jeffy to copy me again.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2007 at 02:17 PM
I thought Siouxie was an accountant?? Does she moonlight?
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 26, 2007 at 07:41 PM
Suz, I am an accountant by day, a machete vigilante by night.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 26, 2007 at 10:04 PM
I always told my little brother he had a small penis in hopes of one day pulling off this kind of scam.
Posted by: Brad | August 26, 2007 at 11:01 PM
So if I'm reading this story correctly, the brother had sex with the girlfriend for 2 whole months before she turned the light on? They must have been exhausted.
Posted by: andy | August 27, 2007 at 06:17 AM
So I guess he had it in for his brother?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 27, 2007 at 09:46 AM
Cyrano de Bergerac had nothin' on this guy.
There otta be a limerick here...
Posted by: mama_bel | August 27, 2007 at 06:11 PM