ATTENTION, SPORTS FANS
(Thanks to Rob White)
« Previous | Main | Next »
August 29, 2007
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Books
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
sign me up!!!!!!!!
Posted by: becky | August 29, 2007 at 04:30 PM
When I received my order, it looked as if it had pieces of ear in it. That's just yucky!
Posted by: CJrun | August 29, 2007 at 04:32 PM
snork @ CJ
Posted by: chaz | August 29, 2007 at 04:34 PM
You know, as much as I love the likes of Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, etc., I can honestly say I have no desire for a stool sample from any of them...
So, why, in the name of all that's holy (or possibly unholy) would I want some from that butt munch.... (or ear munch).
Posted by: Clark Kent | August 29, 2007 at 04:38 PM
toenail clippings! How much do they go for?
Posted by: mm | August 29, 2007 at 04:40 PM
What'll he use for brains now?
Posted by: Jec666 | August 29, 2007 at 04:41 PM
Snork at Jec666!!
I didn't know he had any brains to begin with...
Posted by: Noob | August 29, 2007 at 04:42 PM
This is me passing.
As in moving beyond, not cr.. um sh.. um po.. um nevermind.
Posted by: fivver | August 29, 2007 at 04:49 PM
*wonders quality of drugs left in celebrity poo.*
Posted by: Nookee | August 29, 2007 at 04:52 PM
Dave - you misspelled that. It's N-I-G-H-T-M-A-R-E.
Posted by: DeskDiva, coughing, wheezing and hacking up a lung, now adding puking to the list.... | August 29, 2007 at 05:00 PM
If Mike Tyson is not making any money off of this, I have to ask one question: Is he donating his sh!t out of the goodness of his heart, or is someone following him into public bathrooms and hoping he doesn't flush?
Posted by: Mitch | August 29, 2007 at 05:03 PM
I couldn't even read this. Ick.
Diva, are you sick or something? Or are you just being a drama queen?
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 29, 2007 at 05:06 PM
How do you authenticate $h!t?
Posted by: Bethie | August 29, 2007 at 05:50 PM
PT Barnum was really, really correct. Do they sell this "stuff" in China?
Posted by: TomM | August 29, 2007 at 06:42 PM
Suzy, I am a drama queen, but I am also, sick at home today. :) I just like sympathy and attention.
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 29, 2007 at 07:22 PM
When examining bits for certification...ear bits=Tyson;
cell phone bits=bear
Posted by: Gardengoddess | August 30, 2007 at 12:23 AM
Is it just me or does the picture of the sh!t seem to have a tattoo and two gold teeth?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 30, 2007 at 12:23 PM