ATTENTION, MEN

Here is the opportunity of a lifetime.

Comments

[DeskDiva]

They really need to bid on that walrus penis going up for auction.

[John Wayne Bobbit]

Don't. Ask.

[Siouxie]

*sits back and watches the blog boys cross their legs*

[ubetcha]

I've got a couple of ex husbands I'd happily volunteer.

[Siouxie]

ub, I've got the machete.

[Just Ducky]

Paging Lorena Bobbitt...

[Siouxie]

He said people from the UK, Germany and the US had contacted him offering their penises in the past but that none of the offers had ever been serious.

I'm really surprised by that.

[Just Ducky]

Oops, sorry, John Wayne. Didn't see you sittin' back there.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Is Iceland really the best place for a museum of this nature? I mean, it's cold there. Unless they're short on storage space.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Only if this is on the front door, these people take over, and it stay firmly attached.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'll bet this guy's roommate sleeps with the light on.

[Siouxie]

Annie, and one of these!

[GungaDan]

You can find any thing on eBay; Warning

[Annie Where-but-here]

ixnay, Siouxie. I told you, they were a gift.

[orcel]

not to brag but my wife often comments that my...uhm buddy...deserves being placed in a mueseum.

They mean after death right?

[Annie Where-but-here]

orcel - she just doesn't want it in the house anymore.

[GungaDan]

take 2. and warning

[Siouxie]

Dan, linky no worky ;-)

orcel, I'd sleep with one eye open, if I were you.

[Ford79]

Sorry, but the cost of a membership to this museum is entirely too high.

[Siouxie]

Wow, Dan!

Check THIS out.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ Ford!!

Gives a whole new meaning to "members only", don't it??

[Annie Where-but-here]

orcel, I'd sleep with one eye open, if I were you.

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:44 AM on August 28, 2007
"One Eye Open"? Is he like that Dances with Warts guy you were telling me about?

[GungaDan]

LOL Siouxie, did you look at the tooth picks? a wee bit disturbing.

[Siouxie]

*snork*!

um...unfortunately, that didn't work out...icky peace pipe.

[Bethie]

Hello, they should be asking women. Duh.

[Mot the Hoople]

A friend of a friend once told me of a porn star named the Black Hammer who's schlong hung below his knees, apparently, and this is purely hearsay, he didn't have enough blood pressure to get the "Hammer" fully erect, so it could never get above the horizontal. I repeat that I myself have never seen any movies starring the "Hammer".

[Mot the Hoople]

A friend of a friend once told me of a porn star named the Black Hammer who's schlong hung below his knees, apparently, and this is purely hearsay, he didn't have enough blood pressure to get the "Hammer" fully erect, so it could never get above the horizontal. I repeat that I myself have never seen any movies starring the "Hammer".

[Mot the Hoople]

So sorry. It wasn't important enough to repeat it.

[Eleanor]

Mot, methinks thou dost protest two much!

[Siouxie]

*whacks the bot with a hammer*

not THE Hammer.

[Suzy Q]

Mot, I think mebbe I've seen that guy. It's, um, quite a sight.

[crossgirl]

thanks for sharing mot, now the pants make sense.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*low slung snork* @ cg!

[Siouxie]

lmao, cg!

Hammer time!

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Can't touch this!...or I'll pass out."

[Couldn'tresist]

Chorus:
Swing low, Black Hammer,
Comin' for to carry her home;
Swing low, Black Hammer,
Comin' for to carry her home.

Her name was Jordan,
And WHAT did she see,
Comin' for to carry her home,
A huge old phallus hanging to his knee,
Comin' for to carry her home.

Repeat chorus:

If you get there before I do,
Comin' for to carry her home,
Tell all her friends she's comin' too,
Comin' for to carry her home.

*Gets in handbasket*

[crossgirl]

amen!
i'll never be able to hear that song without snorking!

[doofus]

Who has Rasputin's member? I know that I've seen pictures of it on display, but I can't remember where. The world's only penis museum deserves not only a human penis, but a FAMOUS human's penis!

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold dead hands!!!

[Siouxie]

Baron, at least we'll know you've died smiling ;-)

come and go...

[DeskDiva]

LMAO, cg and Bãrön!!!

[Nookee]

Just be careful where you point that thing when it goes off, Bãrön. It may be loaded.

[fivver]

Whole new meaning to 'Museum Piece'.

[padraig]

Reminds me of a joke, maybe a Dilbert? A guy signs his organ donor card and the next day lab technicians show up to forcibly claim his "donation." They point out that nowhere on the card does it use the word "posthumous."

Anyone remember that one? Sounds kinda Douglas Adams-y in retrospect.

[crossgirl]

reminds me of this joke:
what's the difference between the icelandic phallological museum and a porcupine?

[Fidel]

They can have mine in a few more days. It hasn't been used much since 1957, although some people do claim that I've screwed over the country.

[fivver]

Old flying joke: Flight attendant and pilot are flirting and the attendant asks "So when's the last time you've had sex?"

The pilot replies, "1957".

"That's terrible!"

"Not really, it's only 2130 now."

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

padraig - that sounds awfully like Monty Python's Meaning of Life part 5: Live Organ Transplants. And speaking of the meaning of life... [url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9002085385040727366]Every Sperm is Sacred[/url].

[Siouxie]

lol, fivver. heard it. still funny!

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

padraig - that sounds awfully like Monty Python's Meaning of Life part 5: Live Organ Transplants. And speaking of the meaning of life... Every Sperm is Sacred.

*oopsied on the URL*

[Siouxie]

Baron, a classic!!

[ubetcha]

Mot, I've seen that guy too and it ain't pretty.

[padraig]

Thanks Baron, I was starting to wonder why my flashback had English accents...

[DaChew]

The world's only penis museum has appealed for a human specimen.

Did we really need to be told this is the world's only penis museum? OK, hands up, who thought there was more than one? And why is there even one anyway? Where exactly is the world's only spleen museum? The world's only left-foot, this little piggy had roast beef, toe museum? You know this story is only going to inspire Larry Flynt to open a vagina museum right?

[Nookee]

Mebbe it'll inspire someone to open a booby museum. Come to think of it, I've seen some of those, mostly in FLA.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Rasputin's member is in the Russian Museum of Erot1ca. Really. Although if you're rushin' I don't see how it would be erot1c.

The old sitcom "Ellen" visited a science museum of the human body. They very nearly got run over by an egg in the fallopian tube.

[Eleanor]

I googled Vagina Museum.

[Siouxie]

El, I was tempted.

[DaChew]

Eleanor,
Did Google Earth come up with anything to zoom in on? Anything, you know, steet level?

[Esther]

I'm sure no one will read this but I can't help but add...what a eunich opportunity this is...

[DeskDiva]

Esther - I read it. :)

[Chris]

The American specimen also takes a bit of blood to get pumped-up:

http://humanpenis.org/elmo.html