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Underwear rustling, a new low?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 31, 2007 at 02:30 PM
Jules? As in Family Jules?
Posted by: CJrun | August 31, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Being new, I guess there weren't any "tracks" to follow.
Posted by: a different dave | August 31, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Now now CJrun, we don't make fun of people names.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | August 31, 2007 at 02:34 PM
CJ, I'm already ordering you the mesh genie pants so forget about getting some of these!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 02:36 PM
Who ever dreamed we'd see Siouxie's name in the same sentence as men's briefs? Congrats!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2007 at 02:44 PM
Sio, those mesh suits would be soooo great for protection from skeeters! And I could drag them with me while snorkeling, to catch shrimp. The tide is nearly high... I wonder if I can sneak out now? Oooo! I know! This dang thing is portable and will work just fine at the beach! LLAATTEERR!
Posted by: CJrun | August 31, 2007 at 02:51 PM
More of a propositional phrase, or a subordinate clause.
Posted by: SW | August 31, 2007 at 02:52 PM
NE lawyers around? Would this be an example of an "illegal brief"?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | August 31, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Why am I not surprised that Siouxie is linked with another underwear story?
NTTAWWT, I hasten to add.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2007 at 02:59 PM
Now THAT'S getting into somebody's knickers!
Posted by: Davec | August 31, 2007 at 02:59 PM
I read the news today, oh boy
Ten thousand shorts in Rugby, Warwickshire
And though the shorts were extra small
Somebody stole them all
Now they know how many boys that Michael Jackson's shopping for
He loves to put them on...
Posted by: SW | August 31, 2007 at 03:03 PM
Probably headed to France. There's a place in France where the people don't wear pants.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 31, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Annie & Jeff, I would much rather be de-briefing (iykwim and I think you do) ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:13 PM
and a brief *snork* @ Stevie!!!
CJ, I knew you'd find good uses for the mesh pants!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:14 PM
*Must refrain from making comments about shrimp in Cj pants*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | August 31, 2007 at 03:16 PM
LMAO Cheryl!!
shhhhhhhhhhhh he's probably at the beach right now trying on the mesh pants!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:21 PM
CJ says the sand drains out better with the mesh. That's his story and he's sticking to it...literally.
Also, as far as shrimp go, he says he prefers crabs.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2007 at 03:45 PM
ouchie!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:45 PM
CJ has crabs? Ouchie indeed!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | August 31, 2007 at 03:50 PM
hmm better than one of those vampire sphincter squids...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:52 PM
which, if no one has said it yet...
"The Vampire Sphincter Squids" wbagnfa punk band.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Sphincter? I nearly wrecked 'em!
Posted by: SW | August 31, 2007 at 03:56 PM
Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: ...
Step 3: Profit!
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 31, 2007 at 05:20 PM
Scott - loved that show! Unfortunately, it's very common, and not as funny, here at work.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2007 at 05:24 PM
Yeah, especially the step 2 part.
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 31, 2007 at 05:29 PM
That's the part I'm supposed to supply.
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 31, 2007 at 05:29 PM
You're #2?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2007 at 05:34 PM
I decided a long time ago that the safest place to be when I'm shooting skeet is on the dang skeet. A buddy of mine and I were shooting from the upper deck of his boat and he took the shot gun away from me and handed me a double barrel, saying "Here. This way when you shoot a hole in my boat you can shoot another one in it to let the water back out."
This afternoon I have decided that the safest place for a fish to be when I'm spear fishing is right in front of me. Although I did hit a fine oyster.
This concludes your Mesh Pants update.
Posted by: CJrun | August 31, 2007 at 05:35 PM
*sigh* Yes, Annie, I get, uh, dumped on.
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 31, 2007 at 05:53 PM
I went skeet shooting with my manager once. He decided the best way to shoot it was to try to hit it right out of the launcher. Quel idiot. He's no longer with us.
And no, I won't tell you where the body is.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2007 at 07:57 PM
Major heist with knockout gas?.... sounds like the work of the Riddler or the Penguin.....
Holy Fruit of the Loom , Batman!
Posted by: Solid Citizen | August 31, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Major heist with knockout gas?.... sounds like the work of the Riddler or the Penguin.....
Holy Fruit of the Loom , Batman!
Must get briefed by Comissioner Gordon...
Posted by: Solid Citizen | August 31, 2007 at 08:56 PM
Sort of an 'old thread' test post. This new laptop has some strange behaviors.
On the skeet post, I left out some details. I can shoot targets well, but haven't figured out (nor put time into) the moving targets.
When my buddy handed me the double barrel, he had seen me hit something like 3 skeet in a row, with the wadding. It was as if in slow motion; I fired, missed, we looked at each other, then watched the slow moving wadding hit the skeet. I apparently lead a bit.
End test\
Posted by: CJrun | August 31, 2007 at 10:59 PM