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You know them Englishsters have a hard time. Not only do they have to drive on the wrong side of the road but the terlet kin come flyin' at ya from outta nowhere right at rush hour, I'm tellin' ya.
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | August 31, 2007 at 08:49 AM
I just loved this guy's comment:
*****
Posted by: Tony on 8:36am today
"Do police have anything to go on?"
*****
Posted by: Cat R. | August 31, 2007 at 08:50 AM
Whao! That's gotta stink!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | August 31, 2007 at 08:56 AM
Will the insurance cover the two tons of baking soda needed to soak up the stench?
Posted by: jon | August 31, 2007 at 09:11 AM
Flying Toilets - GNFARB or a circus act?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2007 at 09:14 AM
Thank Gawd it wasn't an SUV!!!!!
Posted by: Mikey123 | August 31, 2007 at 09:16 AM
No-one travelling in the Mondeo is thought to have been injured just after 6.30pm on Wednesday.
Where they injured just BEFORE 6:30 pm???
Also, was the port-a-potty full of crap?
Too many questions left unanswered.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 09:37 AM
Sadly, a similar event in Atlanta several years ago resulted in the port-a-potty going through the windshield of a following car.
The driver died and I could only think it was a terrible way to go.
keller
Posted by: pogo | August 31, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Was the senator involved in the accident?
Posted by: lilrascal | August 31, 2007 at 09:51 AM
I kinda figure that no matter how I die, my last words will be "Oh sh!t!!!" How appropriate in this case.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 31, 2007 at 09:51 AM
Punkin!!
how are the boys? did they have a great first day?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 09:54 AM
Wow! The sh!t really hit the fanbelt!
Posted by: ubetcha | August 31, 2007 at 09:58 AM
This is the number two reason for accidents on Engish highways.
Posted by: Sean | August 31, 2007 at 10:17 AM
No-one travelling in the Mondeo is thought to have been injured just after 6.30pm on Wednesday.
Where they injured just BEFORE 6:30 pm???
Siouxie - exactly my first thoughts!
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 31, 2007 at 10:23 AM
The guy I feel sorry for is the one in the car BEHIND this one. Imagine driving down the freeway and a porta-potty hits the car in front of you and explodes. You look up and coming at you at 70 mph is a giant cloud of...
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2007 at 10:24 AM
...methane?
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 31, 2007 at 10:29 AM
sh!t?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2007 at 10:40 AM
While driving down A-fiftyniner
The weather was grey, I'll admit
I pulled up behind a low-loader
Which dumped out a big pile of sh-
-aving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
(Apologies to Benny Bell)
Posted by: Mr Death | August 31, 2007 at 10:49 AM
*snork*@Mr Death - I remember that song! (Thanks for the ear-worm.)
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 31, 2007 at 11:14 AM
Nice with the earworm, Mr D!! :o)
Posted by: DeskDiva | August 31, 2007 at 11:22 AM